A survival guide to the Atmos

by phantomgirl113

With the treachery of lies put forth by the evil scoundrels at Cartoon network. I have gone in to a slight depression, and so to combat this I have decided to create a survival guide for a Storm hawks fan incases they find themselves in the world of atmos

1. Chapter 1

disclaimer: I do not own Storm hawks

OK so you where magically telaported to the world of Atmos, wonderful but now what?

The 1st thing you do after running around screaming " I can' believe it I am in the world of Atmos" is not to panic. After that you must try to figure out where the heck you are. You can do this by looking at the color of the sky, is it Red, is it Blue, is it Green, or can you see it at all?

Color code

Blue: you could be on some sky knight control terra like Atmosia or Terra Rex, but be careful as not all terras are ruled by sky knights.

Red: your most likely on Cyclonia, Be extremely careful and if you are a sky knight lover be even more so, as Talons do not take kindly to strangers.

Green: Don't make a sound whispers You my Dimenchanly misplaced friend are on Terra Deep, the home of the Murk Raiders.

Yellow: Ran fast and stay low because on Terra Bogaton you're on the menu.

Hey it's to dark to even see my hand in front of my face: Write your will and say your prayers, I hate to say it but you're in the Black Gorge.

No mater where you are you (except for the Black Gorge as you are most likely all ready in the belly of a monster.) you will have laws. However you where unlucky and are on Terra Deep some of the laws can be over looked.

Law

1. Do NOT steel a sky ride as for one unless you ride motorcycles and or fly aircraft you will most likely end up crashing, and secondly the owner of the ride will be trying to kill you.

2. Stay discreet. Do not draw attention to your self, unless you want every one to know that you're not from there and please what ever you do try to keep the fangirl/boy moments a minimal, you do not want people to think you're crazy.

3. Do not except a ride from a Raptor, as he just wants to eat you for supper.

4. If you meet up with Dark ace DO NOT run up to him and give him a hug, he will kill you. This law however can be ignored if you are on Terra Deep or Terra Bogaton and then you must say this " OMG you saved my life, thank you thank you thank you " or something around those lines.

5. Do not piss off any Talons, as they do not like any non-Talons to begin with and dislike even more if you resemble anyone from a specific Sky knight squadron.

6. If you want to live long enough to eat dinner. Then do not disturber Ravess when she is practicing.

7.wallop cooking is bad for your health.

So ok now you know where you are and you know the law, but how do you get along with the locals? As in all foreign settings it is always a good thing to respect local customs and traditions, needless to say if the customs says that you are dinner then by all means run the other way.

So end the survival guide for now any way.