Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN ANYTHING….LITERALLY I AM STILL UNDER AGE SO HELL I DON'T EVEN OWN MYSELF.
Authors Note: This story or one-shot is for Eggamagga who made so many laugh…here's to you hope you laugh.
Vegeta's Secret
Vegeta growled as he got out of bed…another lame day and yet things where the same. He quickly got out of bed and began his journey down stairs but stopped when he passed a mirror turning he looked into it and then looked back and forth making sure nobody was around before looking in the mirror again, unknown that a pair of blue eyes where watching him.
Trunks muffled his laugh with his hands as he watched his father prep in the mirror but froze when he saw his dad do something…his blue eyes widened.
Bulma sighed as she sat in the chair waiting for the other Z warriors to show, they where having another party and the only people who where there was the Sons, Roshi, Yamcha, and Krillin's family.
"MOM!" she turned and watched Trunks running toward her his face pale and eyes wide with fright, she frowned. He didn't stop until he reached her side.
"What is it Trunks?"
"Mom dad he he…"
"WOMAN!" Vegeta's voice came from inside Bulma side and began to walk toward the house.
"No mom dad he…"
"Now Trunks stop your father needs help." Trunks sighed in defeat as his mother disappeared into the house.
"What's wrong Trunks?" Goten asked from his side, Trunks smirked.
"Hey Goten want to see something?"
"Hold still Vegeta…"
"I don't get it woman they said it works after a month stupid lying humans…"
"Vegeta it takes a while okay…"
"But look…"
"I KNEW IT!" Both adults turned quickly to see Goten's gapping mouth and Trunks pointing insanely.
"Trunks," Bulma said soothingly
"Brat…" Vegeta warned as he stood up Trunks back away his foot got caught on something black and soft and he squealed and took off running Vegeta on his heels.
"Vegeta! Trunks!" Bulma yelled running out after them. Goten still stood there gapping.
Trunks tried to run faster but the things tripped him and flew up into the hair landing on Goku's head. He then looked up to see Goku with his dad's hair.
"Hey everyone look at me…" Goku yelled getting a serious face.
"I am Vegeta Prince of all Saiyans Bow you maggots." Then everyone laughed as he did different poses.
"How dare you weaklings laugh at the almighty prince?" They laughed harder
"Kakarott!" Goku turned to see Vegeta and froze.
"Vegeta you're uh…"
"Yes Kakarott…I am bald." There stood the Prince standing tall and proud with no hair.
"I was hoping this Rogaine would work," he mumbled everyone started laughing.
"You know Vegeta you look smaller with out all this three feet of hair." Goku said looking down at Vegeta who only reached his knees.
"Yeah I am also a midget." Vegeta replied before growling and taking the wig from Goku.
"I remember you where on Jackass." Gohan said earning a slap from ChiChi. Vegeta growled again and turned toward Trunks.
"You little Brat!" Trunks looked at his father and smirked he didn't seem that scary now. Vegeta returned the smirk.
"Trunks does everyone know that you pee the bed?" Trunks blushed as Goten laughed.
"Well no more secrets…" Bulma said as she watched from inside.
"Then how do I tell Vegeta I'm pregnant…"
THE END
Sorry if it was bad I was in a rush I got to leave and I wanted to write it today. I hope you enjoy it Eggamagga.