Our Dear Voldie-Poo
The sight Wizards all over the world feared ... the Dark Mark. And what it represents... Voldemort. Or as Faye and Morgan like to call him Voldie, or Tommy-boy, and sometimes Voldie-poo when they're feeling lucky.
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"What to do to Voldie today?" Asked Morgan to Faye as they got up Monday morning. "We could write a sonnet for him... and sing it to him during a Death Eater convention?" Faye suggested with a smile.
"No. That's Juvenile. We need something better. More Challenging, I guess." Morgan said thoughtfully.
"How about we ...We throw him a Birthday party? Spongebob style?" Faye commented. Then said, "Nah we threw him a CareBears one last year didn't we? Better think of something else..."
"We could get him a Plant ..."
"And act mortally offended when he doesn't water it and it dies?" Finished Faye. "Didn't we do that to Lucius, a couple weeks ago? Maybe we should wait a little longer, to that again ..."
"We could tell him Wormtail has a crush on him... Or did we already tell Snape that? I think we did ..."
"NO. That was Goyle... and we told him that Crabbe had a crush on him, remember?" Faye corrected.
"Oh! 'Course, How silly of me!" Morgan said with a happy giggle. "That, my Friend was a classic moment if I do say so myself ... and I do."
"Now, back to plotting, me dear, remember we are on a mission here!"
"We could always do the wonderful wake him up with Britney Spears 'Oops I did it again' ... That's always fun ..."
"Nah we need something Bigger ..." Faye sighed, then looked over to Morgan happily, "Are YOU thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?"
"I think so, we're gona ... Get a pair of Finger puppets ..."
"That closely resemble Our dear Voldie-poo and the Potter boy ..."
"Re-enact all of Harry's victories over him in a spectacularly childish way and ..."
"Don't forget the squeaky voices!" Both finished simultaneously and with a giggle fell back on their bed.
Faye looked at Morgan and said with a happy sigh, "This is gona be the BEST April's Fools Day ever!!!"
'That it is, Faye that it is."
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The sight Wizards all over the world feared ... the Dark Mark. And what it represents... Voldemort. Or as Faye and Morgan like to call him Voldie, or Tommy-boy, and sometimes Voldie-poo when they're feeling lucky.
_______
"What to do to Voldie today?" Asked Morgan to Faye as they got up Monday morning. "We could write a sonnet for him... and sing it to him during a Death Eater convention?" Faye suggested with a smile.
"No. That's Juvenile. We need something better. More Challenging, I guess." Morgan said thoughtfully.
"How about we ...We throw him a Birthday party? Spongebob style?" Faye commented. Then said, "Nah we threw him a CareBears one last year didn't we? Better think of something else..."
"We could get him a Plant ..."
"And act mortally offended when he doesn't water it and it dies?" Finished Faye. "Didn't we do that to Lucius, a couple weeks ago? Maybe we should wait a little longer, to that again ..."
"We could tell him Wormtail has a crush on him... Or did we already tell Snape that? I think we did ..."
"NO. That was Goyle... and we told him that Crabbe had a crush on him, remember?" Faye corrected.
"Oh! 'Course, How silly of me!" Morgan said with a happy giggle. "That, my Friend was a classic moment if I do say so myself ... and I do."
"Now, back to plotting, me dear, remember we are on a mission here!"
"We could always do the wonderful wake him up with Britney Spears 'Oops I did it again' ... That's always fun ..."
"Nah we need something Bigger ..." Faye sighed, then looked over to Morgan happily, "Are YOU thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?"
"I think so, we're gona ... Get a pair of Finger puppets ..."
"That closely resemble Our dear Voldie-poo and the Potter boy ..."
"Re-enact all of Harry's victories over him in a spectacularly childish way and ..."
"Don't forget the squeaky voices!" Both finished simultaneously and with a giggle fell back on their bed.
Faye looked at Morgan and said with a happy sigh, "This is gona be the BEST April's Fools Day ever!!!"
'That it is, Faye that it is."
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END
We Used this site for reference ... Don't be mad... t.msnw