Yay Arkos getting married!
(frostythegunman)whoopdefuckingdoo
Shut up but yes I am marrying Jaune and Pyrrha… or rather Qrow is.
(3 years ago) "REN THIS IS HAPPENING!" Nora squealed, "Wait what is happening?" was Rens response, yup Jaune was dancing in a dress and Pyrrha was dancing with him and it was awesome.
(Present) "REN THIS IS HAPPENING!"(guess who)"Wait what is happening?" was Rens reply (of course) "Jaune and pyrrha are getting married you dunce." Weiss, Ruby, Sun, and Neptune walked up to the group. "What happened to B,S,S and Y ?" asked Jaune (get it BS heh heh). Oh Sage and Scarlet are probably doing something uninteresting" said Neptune. The group started walking towards the gazebo where Qrow was supposed to Marry the Arkos couple.
(a room in Beacon) Qrow was "preparing" for the wedding he had a flask of whisky in one hand and a book of Remnant's Ancient laws in the other. "Qrow common the ceremony is in an hour." came a very annoyed voice "Hold on Ice Queen i'm commin" he shouted at the same time he thought an hour is plenty of time geez woman, he ambled outside of the room to meet winter. Winter was still fussing at him at him as they made their way outside, "How did you even get ordained you're always drunk?"Qrow shrugged it off "It literally takes five minutes online gimme a rest." With Winters guidance he stumbled out to the gazebo.
Pyrrha was having a worse time than either Jaune or Qrow, Coco and Yang were helping her prepare for the wedding meaning that the dress was constantly changing every minute or so."um guys are you done yet?" "NO!" Pyrrha hoped they would finish soon, It was almost time for the wedding. Finally Yang came back proudly holding up the dress it looked like a normal wedding dress except it was red with bronze trim (what did you expect?) "so what do you think?" asked Coco "It looks exactly the same" Pyrrha deadpanned "Subtlety is the key my friend was Yang's excuse. "Well we don't have much time so i guess it's okay" with that they rushed off to the gazebo.
(at the gazebo) "Qrow you can't drink right before you marry them!" Winter was still chewing out her on-off rival/boyfriend for his drinking habits. "I can and I will Ice Queen!" Qrow was more than a little buzzed which was normal but he kept drinking more which was confusing him for some reason. Finally the bride arrived and Arkos walked up the isle to the altar (or the Remnant equivalent). Qrow started speaking. "Uh.. dearly beloved...uh we are gathered here today to...uh...make sure these two live happily ever after and I get my beer! Uh do you Vomit boy take cereal box as your lawfully wedded wife?" "I do" Jaune replied with as much calm as he could muster. "Good! And do you Cereal box promise to...uh… love Vomit boy forever?" "I do" "Cool then you are ...uh… man and ...uh… wife? ...uh you can kiss the bride." with that Qrow collapsed. "Well that was a thing" came Yang's remark. Jaune stared at Pyrrha, Pyrrha stared at Jaune, their lips met, the crow cheered and Arkos was married.
Well now i'm done volume never happened for this to happen and incase you didn't realize this is the Year JNPR should have graduated from Beacon. Well peace out i'm done.