::sighs:: Well, it had to be done. Lol. So, it's a Aladdin parody, with Roxas as Jasmine, Axel as Aladdin, Demyx as a human Abu, (lol) and Xemnas as Jafar. MUHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!
Axel: She's officially crazy.
Roxas: O.O: nods::
A man in a black cloak rode up on a black horse into the desert. A small, pudgy man followed after him after a few minutes. The cloaked man sneered at him as he panted for breath.
"What took you so long?" he asked.
"I'm sorry, Lord Xemnas. I had to cut a few throats to get it, but now that I do, it'll cost extra."
A teen boy, probably around 17, appeared from behind the horse, and swiftly took it from him. The pudgy man, (we're calling him Bob) gaped at him. Xemnas smiled cruelly.
"Excellent work. Zexion."
Zexion's face remained passive as he handed his master a half of a gold scarab. Xemnas reached into his cloak and pulled out the other half. He put the two halves together and it became a real, glowing scarab and flew out into the distance.
Zexion ran along-side Xemnas's horse as they followed it. Xemnas's smile turned sinister as it went into the sand and formed a tiger head. The tiger's mouth was wide open, acting as a cave.
Xemnas turned to Bob. "Well? Go in."
Bob gulped and nodded. Zexion glared after him before grabbing the man's arm tightly.
"Only touch the lamp. When you bring it back., then you can have all you want." He hissed.
Bob nodded quickly. Zexion released him, backing up to Xemnas. Bob walked up to the cave and hesitantly, was about to enter.
"Who dares disturb my slumber?" the tiger asked.
"Eh…it's I, Bob, of Eliant." Bob replied.
"Proceed." It growled.
He walked into the cave, sighing in relief when nothing happened. But then, the tiger-head roared and closed around him, instantly killing him. Xemnas shook his head as Zexion grabbed the two Scarab pieces and put them in a pocket.
"Another life, wasted." Xemnas muttered to himself.
"This is getting old, sir." Zexion added, crossing his arms.
"This time however…I know how to search for our…Diamond in the Rough." Xemnas said, smiling.
Market Place, Next Morning
"Stop thief!"
Heads turned to see what the commotion was as a tall teen with bright red hair run past. A shorter boy with dirty blonde hair followed after him. The blonde, Demyx, grabbed his friends arm and they made a quick turn.
"Dammit, this is almost not worth it, Axel!" Demyx complained.
Axel laughed. "We gotta eat, Demy. Got it memorized?"
Demyx grumbled and pulled out a small sack of small food, like a few apples, some bread and a melon. They were splitting it up when there was a crash and both looked up. A small girl and her younger brother looked around nervously, obviously not liking the attention.
Axel frowned. "Are you two okay?" he asked.
The girl held her brother protectively. Axel smiled sadly and looked over to Demyx.
"We should help them." He said.
Demyx nodded. Axel got up and brought most of the food over to the two children. The little girl was weary at first, but Axel smiled and went back to where Demyx was sitting and ate what they had. He saw the girl mouth 'thank you' before leaving.
"Cute kids." He said.
"Yeah…too bad that most 'cute kids' are either homeless or dying from starvation." Demyx muttered.
Axel snorted. "That's not depressing, Dem. Now you just ruined my mood. Got it memorized?"
Demyx didn't answer. He just looked at the ground in front of him in despair. Axel smiled and hugged him.
"Don't worry about it, Demyx. We'll be okay, I promise."
They finished the food and walked to the main road that led to the Palace. It had such large walls surrounding it, making it impossible to simply climb over. There was a crowd around the main road. A fancy looking man was on a white horse, nose held up high.
"Another suitor for the Prince." someone said.
"That's thirteen this month." another said.
Axel gave Demyx a roll of the eyes at how the men were gossiping. It was almost sickening. Axel blinked, however, when he felt something psuh his leg. The two kids from before ran before the horse, the older sister trying to catch her brother.
The horse reared. "I'll teach you some manners, you little brats!"
The man pulled out a whip and went to hit them with it. Axel ran out in front of them and the whip curled around his forearm painfully. He didn't show it, glaring up at the man.
"With so much money, you'd think you could afford some manners!" Axel snapped as Demyx led the two kids away.
The red head threw the whip back to the man. He huffed, glaring at the teen. It was all that frieghtening however, as the one being directed towards him.
"Out of my way, vermin!" he yelled, kicking Axel out of the way.
Axel glared up as he passed. "Hey, look at that Demyx! It's not everyday you see a horse with two asses."
The crowd laughed as the man turned. "You're only a street rat. You were born a street rat, and you'll die a street rat and only your fleas with mourn you!"
Demyx held back Axel, wincing at how angry and sad he looked. The blonde knew it wasn't true. Axel's family has been very wealthy...until they were all slaughtered.
Palace
Lord Cloud Strife looked up when the man (some Prince, he forgot his name) stormed out, a large patch missing from his trousers. "What's wrong?"
"Your son! Good luck marrying HIM off!!"
Cloud watched him leave before glaring at the door way. "Roxas..."
He walked into the garden with the fountain. On the ledge surrounding the said fountain was his son. He tried walking up to him when a large black cat-like thing with yellow eyes stopped him, growling. In it's mouth was the missing piece of the Prince's pants.
"Dammit Rajah!" Cloud snapped at the Heartless.
"C'mon, Dad. Rajah was only playing. It's not his fault that stuck up, pampous, fu-"
"Roxas!"
"-pig can't take a joke." Roxas said.
Cloud sighed. "Roxas, you'll be turning sixteen soon, You know the law says,"
"'The Prince must be married by the age of sixteen to take over'." Roxas quoted. "I know, I know!"
He walked over to a large bird cage. He opened the door and pulled out a white dove. He glared when his father took it from him.
"Roxas, I'm getting old," ('Yeah right.' Roxas thought) "and I need to know you'll be looked after when I'm gone."
"I know...but all these men are so stuck up! Why can't I get married when I want to??" Roxas demanded.
"Please, Roxas...just try." Clous said, hugging him.
Roxas sighed. 'I can't promise you that, Dad. I'm sorry,'