DE88: Hey guys its me Death Evans 88, and I have a bit of a surprise for you, Take it away!
Warrior: Sup guys!? Bet ya weren't expecting that, were you?
DE88: That's right folks, Warrior and I are working together on this story!
Warrior: wooo! Let's hope this goes better than my inuyasha story! (Which is terrible.)
De88: Well you are working with me so it should be fine, but the upload schedule might be off. Anyways ready to start this!
Warrior: Yup! Let's start this thing!
Chapter one: The landing.
~Evans~
"Ahhhhh!" I yelled this as I fell down, my head landing hard against the sand. I had no clue when the hell I was falling, but what I did know was that I was happy my sunglasses were on instead of my normal glasses. I pulled my head out of the sand and looked around to see a desert and a girl.
"FUZZ MY HEAD!" She raged. "How the hell did that-" She saw me in the sand. "Did you just randomly fall from the sky too?" I sighed and nodded as I rolled my shoulders and dusted off my dark blue zip up hoodie.
"Yeah I just did...damn it all I was doing was walking to Circle K...Hey mind if I ask who you are?" I said this as I checked my pockets.
"Uh, yeah. Sure. I'm Warrior." My eyes widen as she said this and I laughed. I slightly held my side as I kept laughing.
"Holy crap. Well hi Warrior. Its me Death Evans, but just call me Evans." I said this as I put my sunglasses on the top of my reddish brown hair, and put on my black rimmed glasses to actually see what was around me.
"No fucking way this is happening. And what the hell's so funny?" She said, rather pissed. I smiled as I pulled out my phone, finding no signal.
"I didn't think I would actually meet you, other than online. Damn no signal...wait a sec..." I say this as I look past Warrior, seeing a huge walled city and on the top of a hill was a familiar building. "No fucking way...I am not this lucky am I?"
"Wha? What are you blabbering abo-" She turned around to follow my glance and saw the building as well. "Well, holy shit. Would you look at that..." I gulped as we looked at the city.
"Please tell me I am not dreaming and that is really Death City...and the DWMA..." I said this as I smiled and almost started jumping up and down like a little kid.
"If you're dreaming, then I must be insane. 'Cause I see it too." She remained calm for a few seconds before registering what's going on.
"HOLY MOTHER FUZZING SHINIGAMI-SAMA! DEATH CITY IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF US! I ONLY THOUGHT THIS HAPPENS IN MY HEAD!" She said spazzing out. I start laughing hysterically and grinned looking at Warrior.
"Well let's see if it is real. Race you!" I said this as I took off, running full tilt.
"Fuck no! I can't run!" She said, angrily before taking off towards the hill. "But, I can bolt!" I laughed as I ran to the gates of the city, stopping looking at them.
"Holy Arceus, Shinigami, and any other Anime saying...this place is real! WOOOOO!" I yelled this out as I jumped in the air, grinning. Warrior skidded to a stop and fell over in the sand. She stood up and dusted off her black t shirt.
"Holy. Shit." Was all she could say. I grinned as I looked at her, knowing exactly what she was feeling. Suddenly I had a spark of insanity.
"Wait...Death City is real...so..." I said this before I closed my eyes and visualised a blade instead of an arm, and suddenly my arm changed to a vibrant blue and gold blade. "Sweet mother of all things good!" I grinned as I looked at the blade.
She stared at me in awe, "Hell yeah! My turn!" She yelled before shutting her eyes tightly and her forearm became a flash of gray and red only to be replaced by a blade of a sword. I smiled as I saw this and suddenly had another thought in my head.
"Let's see...I understand the principle so...like this!" I said this as I slammed my hand down into the sand, and sent my wavelength through my arm and caused a small crater in the sand, coughing as a sand cloud enveloped me "Okay not smart, but still cool as hell!" I said this as I wiped my eyes.
"Hmm...if you can do it, that I should too! Yeah!" She said, excitedly. She clenched her right hand and hit the ground, sending waves of sand everywhere. "Hell yeah! This so beats anything the hulk can do." I laughed as she said this.
"What about the puny god man scene in the Avengers?" I asked this with a smirk.
"Eh..." She shrugged. "This is way better." She smirked. I sighed and smiled.
"Well true. Now that we have confirmed that A. We are weapons, and B. We are meister which is awesome...let's head to the academy!" I said this excitedly as I moved my keys with my chibi Stein keychain from my hoodie pocket to my black jeans pocket and took off my hoodie to show a black shirt as I tied the hoodie's sleeves around my waist.
"Nice! Oh, wouldn't it be fucking awesome if we ran into the academy just to end up running into Soul and Maka? That'd be interesting!" She said, jumping around like some fangirl on a sugar high. And as if on cue, I saw a white haired guy and a ash blond girl walking towards the gate.
"Well speak of the devil and the devil shall appear." I said this with a smirk as I started walking towards them.
"Holy shit!" She yelled, accidentally grabbing their attention. "Oops..." I sighed as they noticed us and walked over looking at us.
"You guys new? Cus I haven't seen you two." Soul said this as they got closer and I sighed, hoping I could get through this.
"Yeah we are new. We were just heading up to the DWMA. My name is Death Evans, but just call me Evans." I said this as I put my hand out and Soul accepted it, his eyes showing a bit of confusion, probably from my name. Maka smiled and shook my hand too. "This here is Warriorwolf." I said this as I pointed my thumb at Warrior.
"Yo! So, are you guys coming back from a mission er something?" She said, trying not to freak out. I smiled as Maka now looked concerned, probably seeing us trying to remain calm.
"Uhh yeah. Do you guys need help getting to the academy?" Maka asked this and I sighed nonchalantly.
"Sure. It would be nice to have you guys show us to the Academy..." I said this as calmly as I could and the two nodded and started leading us to the DWMA. I made sure Warrior and I stayed behind them to make sure we weren't making a scene as I bounced with every step. "Holy crap...I think we really need to talk with Lord Death." I said this to Warrior.
"Yeah, if we make it that far. I might die of overload." She said, somewhat calmly. I chuckled as we got to the steps of the DWMA. I sighed.
"Well once we get into the DWMA, we can talk to Lord Death, because I am sure we have to abide by some form of rule being from another universe." I said this with a smile as we started to climb the steps.
"So, Evans," Warrior started whispering as we climbed up the steps. "How exactly did you get here?" I scratched my head and slightly pulled on my goatee.
"Uhhh no clue, one minute I am walking down a street to the Circle K...then I blacked out and then fell into the desert..." I whispered this back as we climbed.
"So, when did you two get to Death City?" Maka asked, cheerfully. I jumped as Maka said this.
"Just today." I said this quickly, looking out of the corner of my eye at Warrior.
"Well, that wouldn't surprise me one bit. The academy is definitely some place that doesn't tell you much." Soul waved off. I sighed in relief as we finally reached the end of the steps.
"Yeah I have heard that about this place." I said this nonchalantly.
"Anyway, you guys should check in with Lord Death. He'd be happy to know you arrived safely." Maka told us. I nodded.
"Uh, aren't you concerned that we might get lost?" Warrior questioned.
"Nah, you'll get used to it. Soul and I have to report back later anyway." She responded. I smiled and gave a bit of a two finger salute.
"Right well Warrior and I will just head to the death room. See you later!" I said this before turning with a smile as I knew the route to the Death Room.
"Did the really just fucking happen!?" She whispered excitedly. I smiled as I pinched one of her cheeks.
"Does that prove that it happened." I said this with a cheeky smile and hit my arm away, but was still smiling.
"Holy...damn! I can't even think of what word to use! Just...fucking awesome!" I laughed as she said this and smiled.
"Well anyways, let's go to the Death Room." I said this as I started walking to the room.
"Alright! Let's go meet the reaper himself." She said, sorta darkly. I laughed slightly as I led her to the Death Room till we are at the door.
"Time to meet the god of death." I said this as I knocked on the door. As the door opened we saw the black mass with a mask that was Lord Death himself. I took a deep breath as we walked in.
"Heya! Who would you two be?" Lord Death asked this as we stopped in front of him. Warrior stared at him in a way that could kill with discomfort.
She didn't really say anything but, "Uhh..." I sighed and decided to take the conversation over, seeing as she was in shock.
"Hello Lord Death, my name is Death Evans, I go by Evans, and this is Warriorwolf. We are actually from a different universe, but arrived here and have the properties of both weapon and meister and would like to enroll in the academy." I said this calmly and the lord of death turned his head as he processed this information.
"Was he too forward er something? Or are you just befuddled by our miraculous explanation of something that you never even deemed possible in all your years of life? And yes, I am using big words to not look stupid." I chuckled as she said this and Lord Death laughed slightly.
"No I just was surprised that you two are actually pretty calm. I knew you two were coming, benefit of being a god. Anyways I am guessing you need to be enrolled in classes, oh and don't worry about not revealing you are from a different universe, seeing as just you being here has made yet another parallel universe of this universe." Lord Death said this and I sighed in relief.
"So basically, there is no such thing as a freaking paradox or fourth wall! Yah!" I said this with a grin.
"Sick! So, we can pretty much do whatever we want and it won't affect anyone?" Warrior questioned him. I myself smiled and decided to answer.
"Uh yeah. Basically this universe is no longer Canon material...oh shit where are we going to live?" I said this as I think of this and Lord Death chuckled.
"I have already prepared accommodations for you two. An apartment across from Soul and Maka should do fine right." My jaw dropped as he said this.
"Holy shi-" she stopped herself and cleared her throat. "I mean, yes. It'll do just fine." Lord Death bounced slightly and handed each of us a key to our new apartment.
"Well classes start tomorrow. You will be in class Crescent Moon, an EAT class. Think you can handle it." Lord Death asked this and I grinned.
"Of course we can...I think." I say this, my attitude being cocky now.
"We just fell out of the sky and ran into Soul and Maka themselves and didn't die from overload. I'm pretty sure we can handle what you can throw at us." Warrior added. I smiled and nodded and Lord Death's mask seemed happy.
"Well then you are dismissed." Lord Death said this and I nodded and bowed respectfully before leaving the death room. Warrior and I spazzed out the second the door closed.
"HOLY SHIT THAT JUST HAPPENED!" She yelled. I grinned as I started jumping up and down.
"YES THAT JUST DID! HOLY SHIT!" I yelled this back and took a few deep breaths. "Now how about we check out this apartment? I personally won't be sleeping but might as well relax." I say this in a fast paced tone.
"I highly agree." She stated pointing upwards to look sophisticated. I laughed and soon we were moving fast to the new apartment, arriving there before we even knew it. I immediately unlocked the door to reveal a furnished apartment with the doors of the bedrooms marked Warrior and Evans, and the living room was decked out with a 32 inch tv and a few gaming systems.
"Wow...my tv and consoles...nice Lord Death." I smiled as I inspected them, after taking off my sneakers.
"Holy shit. I really don't know if I should be freaked out or should be freaking out." I chuckled as she said this as i made sure that it had all my tell tale marks of my stuff.
"Remember that Lord Death can travel between dimensions with his mirror. So it is possible that our stuff is here." I said this casually with a smirk as I found my slider for my PS2 and the memory cards for the PS2 and Gamecube. "Looks like everything is here."
"Hmmm...then, that means..." she started before running into her room and bolting back out holding a black electric guitar with the brand 'fender' written in gold on the head. "OH FUCK YEAH!" My eyes widened and then I ran into my room and whooped as I came out with a kunai and ninja chopper sword.
"Sweet all my shit is here. Well the important ones plus my laptop. Hehe." I said this before putting the weapons back into my room with all my knives and stuff. before coming out and sitting on the couch. "This is going to be awesome."
"You can definitely count on that." Warrior stated while tuning the fender. I chuckled then groaned.
"I just realised we are meeting Black Star tomorrow... The only person with a bigger ego than myself that I know..." I said this as I reclined in the couch.
"Aw fucking shit from hell! Why? Gah! He's difficult enough to deal with in my head, let alone in the flesh." She growled. I chuckled with a smirk.
"Then again, we both can use soul force...heh might be a good idea for target practice... plus we can finally answer the age old question." I say this with a grin.
"What old question?" I looked at her with a mischievous glint in my eye.
"Where in Shinigami-sama's name does Maka get the book from." I say this with all seriousness in my voice.
"Oooohhhh. Umm... about that..." she started before I heard a large bang. I immediately jumped up and looked for the source of the noise.
"I might...of sorta...umm..." she stalled. I looked at her.
"Huh what are you trying to say?" I said this confused on how she was now talking.
"Oh, umm... first I figured out where she puts it. But, that's not what you should be worried about..." My eyes widened as she said this.
"Okay...where and what should I be worried about?" I asked this cautiously.
"Where she hides it is a long story but, you need to be more concerned about...damn Lord Death. Did he seriously bring that here!?" I sighed as she said this.
"Bring what now...am I just going to be asking questions?" I said this slightly peeved.
"He fucking brought Ryoku." She sighed. I tilted my head in confusion.
"Who is Ryoku?" I asked this, the answer semi formed in my mind.
"He's my Liolf." She stated. My eyes widened and I laughed.
"Seriously. A lion wolf hybrid! That is awesome! I love animals." I smile widely.
"Yeah." She began to laugh nervously. "The bang you heard was him."
"Well I doubt it's going to be a problem...at least we have a reliable security system." I said this jokingly.
"Eh, that's some what true. But, I still don't know how a little guy can make so much destruction." I sigh and chuckle.
"Heh alrighty then. Well let's just focus on tomorrow." I said this before grabbing a controller and playing a game smiling.
DE88: And that is the first collaborative chapter of Soul Eater Adventures.
Warrior: yeah, this is gonna be fun. Why'd he bring the Liolf?
DE88: I dunno but find out in the next chapter! Notice we do not own Soul Eater.
Warrior: see ya or Ryoku will eat ya!