Anime rap Battle. This episode. Soul eater team vs. Team avatar!
Begin!
Katara: We're going against them? This should be easy
Once we're done here, you'll feel very un-easy.
You always think that your battles are won
You had ninety nine Kishin souls but a witch ain't one
Sokka: My sister is right! You're all a bunch of fools
Your just a bunch of freaks who are only used as tools
You can turn into a weapon? How sweet
Aang can bend all four elements and make you freak!
Maka: check it out guys, the kids are playing tough
They look so cute when they think we've had enough.
Such cowards you are, can't kill no one
We've killed hundreds of people and we've only begun
I don't mean to pop your "confidence bubble"
But we will beat you fast without any trouble
Death The Kid: Whoever burned the half of your face
Should have burned the other side, you look like a disgrace.
All of you children should just leave and go home
Maybe then you can leave us grownups alone
Congratulations, you defeated the Firelord
I could've done it faster with my guns and my skateboard
Soul: I don't even understand why We have to do this
Beating tiny kids is uncool and worthless
But hey, you kids are cocky and shit
So sit your asses down and learns about hell to the pit
Zuko: Please shut up, your voices give my ears blisters
If I wanted an easy fight, I would've just dueled my sister
You think you're so tough because you can turn into weapon?
Toph here can fold you like paper in a second
Toph: I'm the greatest earthbender ever so listen up chumps
We're stronger, we're faster and we're giving out lumps
I can take your asses down faster than you can say three
I may look blind, but i don't need eyes to see
I can feel all your heart beats rise
Don't even try, I can see through your lies.
Black Star: You really think you can beat me?
I'm the biggest star ever! A more interesting personality
You're just a small little girl who should just shut up
How dare you call me and my friends Chumps
I am the man who'll surpass God
Toph: Then why are you smaller than a teeny tiny dog
Black Star: You think you're so tough?
Toph: You think you're so rough?
Black Star: Let's go right now
Toph: Ok you cow!
Black Star: No, I mean on a date
Toph: A date?
Black Star: Yeah, will you go out with me?
Toph: Sure! You got a cool personality
*Toph and Black Star run off holding hands and everyone stands in confusion*
Who won? Who's next?