"Hey KP! What's up?" Ron greeted his best friend with friendly smile and wave. She responded with a moan and banged her head on her locker. It was after school at Middleton High and Kim and Ron were just getting their stuff back into their lockers for the weekend. Kim didn't look too excited about it, though. She bit her lip and handed Ron a little piece of notebook paper with some writing on it.
"What's wrong? What's this?" Ron asked.
Kim sighed and closed her locker. "Just read it."
Ron unfolded the note and read it out loud.
"Dear Kim,
I know that I'm not exactly the most attractive guy that you could go out with. Now that I think of it, you could probably pick up any guy that you wanted in this entire school. You're so beautiful…
Please don't think I'm a freak or anything for writing this, I'm just too shy to tell you this to your face. I would probably faint in the presence of your splendor."
"*Pft* What a suck up," Ron commented.
"Ron, keep reading."
The note continued, "Anyway, what I'm TRYING to say is that…well…if you're not doing anything on Sunday…maybe…we could go somewhere and hang out…kinda like a date."
This made Ron's eyes almost pop out onto the paper.
"I know this must be really weird for you, but I promise I can be a really nice guy once you get to know me. And don't think that I'm only attracted to your looks. You're the smartest, most athletic, and amazing person I've ever met. You save so many lives everyday…I think you're wonderful. No. You're PERFECT. Please give me a chance. If you feel like sparing me just ONE date…well…could you call me at 434-5463? Thanks Kim. You're a great person. Don't ever change.
Your Biggest Admirer,
Eugene"
Ron handed the note back to Kim and she folded it and put in her pocket.
"Eugene?? Who's Eugene???" Ron asked.
Kim sighed, "Eugene…Eugene Flanners??? Justine Flanner's half brother??? The guy who sits in back of us in chemistry???"
Ron scratched his head, trying to remember. He looked to Rufus but he just shrugged. "Eugene…Eugene…oh! Is he that kid with glasses who read the encyclopedia for his science project last year??"
"Yes," Kim responded. They opened the door to the exit of the school.
"The guy with freckles and braces and sniffs his nose every two seconds???"
"Yes."
"The guy who had his birthday party at the science museum???"
"YES. YES. YES. He's that guy!"
Ron stopped in his tracks and burst out laughing.
"What? …What's so funny???" Kim demanded, irritated.
Ron rolled up into a crouched position on the concrete sidewalk.
"WHAT???"
He finally wiped a few tears away from his eyes. "Aw man…that's rich. Eugene wants to ask YOU on a date. Who does he think he is?? You can't just go up to THE Kim Possible…the head cheerleader, the girl who saves the world on a regular basis…and expect to get a date with THAT image." He slowly made his way back into a standing position, rubbing his stomach to make sure it wasn't sore from all the laughing. "So…what're you gonna tell him to get out of this?"
"Actually, I was thinking of going out with him."
Ron nearly tripped over the curb. "WHAT???"
"Well," Kim blushed uncomfortably. "He DOES seem like a really nice guy. Sure, he may not be the best looking boy in the school but…it DID take a lot of guts for him to ask me out. And I can't just ruin his hopes just because he's a…a…"
"A NERD!?!" Ron yelled.
"Yeah…but besides, it's only one date. What harm could it do??"
Ron thought about this for a second. "*pft* Well if I knew it was THIS easy to get a date with you, I would've asked a long time ago."
Kim stopped walking. "WHAT???"
"I mean…I was just being sarcastic but…how can you just let someone like HIM…someone who you barely even know…a member of the nerdiest, dorky family in America…how can you just DATE him just like THAT?"
"Hey!" Kim said half offended. "I'll let you know, that when Justine was MY science project partner, she sure did a heck of a lot more work than YOU ever did."
Ron stopped her. "Okay, okay. You made your point. They're not that bad but…are you SURE?"
"Positive…I think," Kim sighed.
"Oookaaayy…" Ron started laughing again. "Be sure to give him a BIG kiss right HERE," he pointed to his cheek.
"Ron!"
He chuckled, "Just joshing ya KP."
Kim gulped. "Oh no. JOSH. What if he hears about me going out with Eugene?? What if BONNIE finds out???"
"Don't worry, Bonnie won't find out. I'll make sure of it," Ron reassured her.
"What about Josh?"
"You mean Monkey?" Ron spat.
"Ron!"
"Okay, okay. I'll keep him away from your date, too."
"How're you gonna do that??" Kim asked.
"I'll follow you two on Sunday to make sure no one from school sees you and if they do, I'll distract them with my amazing Ron-ness."
"Okay…" Kim said unsurely. "Thanks Ron."
"No problem KP…" Ron chuckled. "Now let's go to your house so we can call up your new boyfriend!"
"Ron!"
"What's wrong? What's this?" Ron asked.
Kim sighed and closed her locker. "Just read it."
Ron unfolded the note and read it out loud.
"Dear Kim,
I know that I'm not exactly the most attractive guy that you could go out with. Now that I think of it, you could probably pick up any guy that you wanted in this entire school. You're so beautiful…
Please don't think I'm a freak or anything for writing this, I'm just too shy to tell you this to your face. I would probably faint in the presence of your splendor."
"*Pft* What a suck up," Ron commented.
"Ron, keep reading."
The note continued, "Anyway, what I'm TRYING to say is that…well…if you're not doing anything on Sunday…maybe…we could go somewhere and hang out…kinda like a date."
This made Ron's eyes almost pop out onto the paper.
"I know this must be really weird for you, but I promise I can be a really nice guy once you get to know me. And don't think that I'm only attracted to your looks. You're the smartest, most athletic, and amazing person I've ever met. You save so many lives everyday…I think you're wonderful. No. You're PERFECT. Please give me a chance. If you feel like sparing me just ONE date…well…could you call me at 434-5463? Thanks Kim. You're a great person. Don't ever change.
Your Biggest Admirer,
Eugene"
Ron handed the note back to Kim and she folded it and put in her pocket.
"Eugene?? Who's Eugene???" Ron asked.
Kim sighed, "Eugene…Eugene Flanners??? Justine Flanner's half brother??? The guy who sits in back of us in chemistry???"
Ron scratched his head, trying to remember. He looked to Rufus but he just shrugged. "Eugene…Eugene…oh! Is he that kid with glasses who read the encyclopedia for his science project last year??"
"Yes," Kim responded. They opened the door to the exit of the school.
"The guy with freckles and braces and sniffs his nose every two seconds???"
"Yes."
"The guy who had his birthday party at the science museum???"
"YES. YES. YES. He's that guy!"
Ron stopped in his tracks and burst out laughing.
"What? …What's so funny???" Kim demanded, irritated.
Ron rolled up into a crouched position on the concrete sidewalk.
"WHAT???"
He finally wiped a few tears away from his eyes. "Aw man…that's rich. Eugene wants to ask YOU on a date. Who does he think he is?? You can't just go up to THE Kim Possible…the head cheerleader, the girl who saves the world on a regular basis…and expect to get a date with THAT image." He slowly made his way back into a standing position, rubbing his stomach to make sure it wasn't sore from all the laughing. "So…what're you gonna tell him to get out of this?"
"Actually, I was thinking of going out with him."
Ron nearly tripped over the curb. "WHAT???"
"Well," Kim blushed uncomfortably. "He DOES seem like a really nice guy. Sure, he may not be the best looking boy in the school but…it DID take a lot of guts for him to ask me out. And I can't just ruin his hopes just because he's a…a…"
"A NERD!?!" Ron yelled.
"Yeah…but besides, it's only one date. What harm could it do??"
Ron thought about this for a second. "*pft* Well if I knew it was THIS easy to get a date with you, I would've asked a long time ago."
Kim stopped walking. "WHAT???"
"I mean…I was just being sarcastic but…how can you just let someone like HIM…someone who you barely even know…a member of the nerdiest, dorky family in America…how can you just DATE him just like THAT?"
"Hey!" Kim said half offended. "I'll let you know, that when Justine was MY science project partner, she sure did a heck of a lot more work than YOU ever did."
Ron stopped her. "Okay, okay. You made your point. They're not that bad but…are you SURE?"
"Positive…I think," Kim sighed.
"Oookaaayy…" Ron started laughing again. "Be sure to give him a BIG kiss right HERE," he pointed to his cheek.
"Ron!"
He chuckled, "Just joshing ya KP."
Kim gulped. "Oh no. JOSH. What if he hears about me going out with Eugene?? What if BONNIE finds out???"
"Don't worry, Bonnie won't find out. I'll make sure of it," Ron reassured her.
"What about Josh?"
"You mean Monkey?" Ron spat.
"Ron!"
"Okay, okay. I'll keep him away from your date, too."
"How're you gonna do that??" Kim asked.
"I'll follow you two on Sunday to make sure no one from school sees you and if they do, I'll distract them with my amazing Ron-ness."
"Okay…" Kim said unsurely. "Thanks Ron."
"No problem KP…" Ron chuckled. "Now let's go to your house so we can call up your new boyfriend!"
"Ron!"