For Schermione's "The 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Challenge" in the HPFC forum. Basically you write out a story starting with 10 words, going down to one. Only I decided to turn it around and then go back up to 10. This is kind of a poem actually, there are no names referenced so pick a character and find out what happens to them, I dare you.
So I met this cute guy and he was hot.
We totally hit it off right them and there.
But then it kind of went down hill
So now here I am, totally fucked.
Pregnant and totally alone, stupid friends.
No clue what to do.
I need to piss.
Help me please.
I hate
Penis.
So,
save me.
Come on, bitch
You know you should
And you really want to.
Give me some spare change
Hand it over now, bitch
Or I'll throw you in the ditch
Just 'cause I'm preggo doesn't mean I'm weak
Now get off your fat ass you fat whore
And help me get my own god damned self home.