I was just reeeaaaallllyyy bored, and than this idea just came to mind…
'What does Zuko do off camera?'
Just a warning it's extremely short, and ridiculous.
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As the lights shone upon the Western Air Temple stage, its actors were getting ready.
Katara was in her trailer, fixing her hair loopies;
Aang was playing with his staff;
Sokka was polishing his boomerang for the big Combustion man scene;
Toph was putting in her color contacts;
Teo, Haru, and THE Duke went to "explore" the set;
The Combustion man was in his trailer, waiting while the make-up artist painted the eye on his forehead;
And Zuko, who was also in his trailer, was…
"Zuko, it's almost time for the Combustion man sc–"
"I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan
And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing
I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that
I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my
'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
And I'm too sexy for this song"
What the hell?!
…And all stared in awe…
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Like I said, I was rrreeeeaaalllllyyyy bored. XD
...Zuko's too sexy for his scar
Too sexy for his scar