Alright guys, I know I haven't done any fan fictions in forever…. One shots or otherwise… but… I'M ALIVE! I PROMISE!

Lyric: According to yourself.

Me: Shut up

Lyric: You abandoned them. They don't love you anymore.

Me: You're so mean. Skits still loves me at least.

Lyric: She didn't even get online today.

Me:… Cruel Leer… just cruel.

Lyric: That's how you made me.

Me: I'm rethinking your character. Just so you know.

Lyric: Meh.

Me: ANYWAYS…. The fan fiction… yes… that… on with the story.

Naruto's POV

Looking back on it now, maybe it wasn't such a great idea to punch Sasuke Uchiha in the face. But that wasn't my problem at the moment. And neither were the bruises that I had gotten from the fist fight Sasuke and I had after I punched him. No… this was much worse. Much, much worse. The punishment that comes after the fight is always the worst. Especially when Tsunade is the one giving it.

I looked around the principal's office, trying my best to ignore the teme to my left. It was your typical principal's office; Shelves lined with books, a desk full of papers, walls with motivational poster on them and a Viking helmet on the lamp table in the corner right next to a jar labeled Ashes of problem students for decoration. At least I hoped it was just decoration.

"What are you staring at teme?" I snapped, noticing Sasuke glace at me from the corner of my eye.

"Hnn. Nothing dobe." He sneered back, turning to look stoically at the empty chair behind the desk. It figures that Tsunade would be late to discipline problem students.

Suddenly, the door behind me burst open with a loud THUD. I turned to look immediately, noting with irritation how the Uchiha didn't even blink.

"Baa-chan!" I cried out in a whiney tone that would frustrate her.

"Don't call me that!" She said her voice pure venom as she took her place behind her desk, "Just because you live here doesn't mean we're close." I pretended to pout.

She shuffled her papers, reading the slip of paper Sasuke and I had been required to bring in with us, "Another fight? Naruto, that's the third one this year." She sounded astonished, but her face looked outraged.

"So?" I asked indifferently.

"So." She said with an I'm-your-elder-and-I-know-all voice, "It's the second week of school!"

I crossed my arms and huffed, "The teme was asking for it. He told me to shut up for no reason at all!"

Sasuke decided now would be a good time to speak up. I wished I had some duck tape, "Hnn, dobe. You were talking so loud that I couldn't hear myself think."

"Was not!" I said my voice a low whine.

Tsunade broke into the argument before Sasuke could open his mouth, "That doesn't justify you hitting him. You both have detention every night for a month. Is that clear?"

I opened my mouth to protest, but Sasuke interrupted, "We'll be there." I whipped my head around to glare at him.

"What?" I asked my tone disbelieving.

Sasuke returned my glare with a steady look and repeated calmly, "I said, 'We'll be there.'"

And then, I lunged for him.

NEVER FEAR! There will, of course, be more to the story, I swear! XD