AN: Alright so Cassie and I were watching LDSK and I was feeling sympathetic for JJ cause Jason pushes her down when they are doing the recreation and then my mind going, I wanna know what Dave would have said if he and JJ were in a relationship. Some other guy was on top of his girl. *grins* It'll hopefully be funny! So sit back, relax, and enjoy!
Disclaimer: I own… man can I say I own Dave *sees Cassie shaking her head* Dammit…
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JJ walked into the apartment she shared with her husband and dropped her go bag.
"I don't know how you do it. If Jason laid on me anymore the baby and I would have been smooshed" JJ said as she kicked off her shoes. Dave poked his head around the corner from the kitchen where he had been making dinner.
"Who did what and why?" JJ smiled and walked towards him, giving him a quick kiss before trying to see what he was making.
"What's for…."
"Not until you answer. Why was Gideon laying on you?" he asked. JJ grinned and moved to the fridge, pulling out a water bottle.
"Well we were recreating a crime scene and the guy we suspected as being the unsub was playing the part of the unsub with a loaded gun. So Jason laid me out flat." Dave grunted.
"There were trees, couldn't he have pushed you behind a tree?" JJ laughed as she laid her head against his back.
"I don't think he thought we had that kind of time." Dave snorted.
"More like he wanted to feel my wife under him. Again." JJ wrapped her arms around his waist and squeezed tightly.
"I'm not her. I am not turned on with his big ass ego and skinny hands. Only you can get in my pants since I said I do. Not to mention I'm not carrying your child for the hell of it." Dave sighed and braced his hands on either side of the stove. "I love you, Mr. Rossi."
"I love you too Mrs. Rossi, but if he so much as touches you again, I'm going to lay him out flat and put a bullet in his brain." JJ pulled away.
"Do you have to be so dramatic? We work together, nothing more Dave. I'll be fine. Although next time he pisses me off I'll let you shoot him" she said with a grin. Dave smiled broadly. He looked like a child given a cookie before dinner.
"I shall follow you until he does that." JJ snorted.
"Don't worry. It'll be ten minutes, you will be able to be home in time for your daily soaps" she said. Dave snorted.
"I don't watch soaps!" he protested. JJ raised her eyebrow. Dave groaned.
"If you finish dinner fast then I won't tell anyone you watch soaps" JJ said, her eyes sparkling with mischief. Dave grinned and leaned down to kiss JJ, pulling back and turning to his food. JJ smiled at his back, her hand resting on the baby. He was overprotective, but loving and loyal. And she couldn't be happier with him.
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AN: So short, but sweet and totally Dave and JJ! Plus I had to come up with a reason for wanting to kill Jason… not really, but this is me! So thanks for reading now please review!