Contains self insertation to a major degree. Otherwise we'd just be quoting the series and that would be yawnish.
But, we CAN promise you, we haven't made ourselves perfect, smart, pretty....you know, the things that ruin self insertations.
The people should be in character because it's based on the series X3...Off course, thanks to us trouble makers there shall be SOME OOCness.....
Forgive us for any mistakes in the text, we're only human.
Yugi: Hey Joey, earth to Joey! Hey are you in there? It's your turn!
Joey: *Thinking...gasp! And making hmmmmm sounds.*
Tristan: *Hugs Joey* Awww, isn't he cute when he's thinking!!
Shinni: He's ALWAYS cute!!!
Joey: *Pretending not to see or hear the stalker or her stalker sister* Hey Tristan, Yugi here's teaching me how to play duel monsters.
Tristan: Drooly monsters?
Joey: Duel monsters ya nimrod!
Tristan: *Is shoved* Sheesh!
Tea: They've been at it for hours.
Blue: *Starts laughing* Tea ! Have you been looking under the table?
Tea: *Sweatdrop*.....Uh.....Joey's starting to get the hang of the game, but Yugi's like an expert!
Joey: Okay Yugi, it's time to duel! *Plays his card*
Tea: See, each card has an attack number and a defence number. First player to eliminate their opponents life points wins the duel.
Shinni: *Whispering to Blue* Tristan has to be pretty thick if he doesn't know that.
Blue: *Snickers* Even *I* know that.
Shinni: REALLY?!!!
Blue: *Pretends not to hear*
Joey: Pretty good move, huh Yugi?
Blue: Your card sucks.....darling. *Starts edging towards Bakura....that is him right?*
Bakura: *Walks off.*
Yugi: Yup! Pretty good move, but not good e-nough.
Joey: What?! Thanks a lot.
Shinni: Yugi, aren't you supposed to say your welcome?
Joey: *Finally stops ignoring the stalkers* Shut up! You're interupting my speech dammit!
Shinni: *Sniffles*
Joey: A card that powerful totally wipes me out!
Tristan: Woah you stink at this game Joey!
Yugi: Nah, you did fine Joey! I just have better cards.
Blue: You can say that again! I mean-
Yugi: *Interupts* See, my Grandpa owns a game shop and I get all my best cards from him!
Joey: Your own gameshop? What're we waiting for! Lets go!
Yugi: Okay! Maybe I can even get my grandpa to show us this super rare card he's got!
Blue: Can we come to?!
Shinni: Yeah! We love games!!
Tea: Do you really think we'd invite you with us?
Shinni: YAY! Last one there's a rotten egg!
Blue & Shinni: *Run off*
Tristan: Aw, gee thanks Tea!
Tea: *Shrugs* They're weirder than I thought.
Kaiba: *Thinking* Rare card? Could they have found the card that I've been searching for?
Yugi: Grandpa? I'm home!!
Grandpa: And I see you've brought company.
Blue and Shinni: *Go running past the games shop, not seeing the large sign outfront*
Joey: *Loudly* Phew! That was close!
Yugi: Gramps, could you show my friends your awesome super rare card?
Grandpa: Rare card? My special card? Hmmm....
Yugi: Please please!
Joey: Pretty please?
Grandpa: Hmmm....Haha! How can I refuse. *Gets stuffs* You kids are in for a treat. I don't take this card out too often.
Ready? Here it is! The Blue eyes, white dragon. So rare, so powerful I never let it leave my hands!
Joey: Awesome...
Tristan: Doesn't look all that special to me.
Grandpa: Ah! This card is priceless! There are only 4 of them in all the world!
Blue: Shinni! I found it!
Shinni:......I told you. We've been here before.
Shinni & Blue: *Are about to go inside when Kaiba pulls up*
Shinni: Nice car.........*Examines it*
Blue:.......*Accidently flips the boot up and falls in*
Shinni: Yay! *Jumps in and shuts it*
Blue: Sure is dark.....
*In side the shop*
Joey: Speaking of priceless I'm ready to trade.
Grandpa: Not for this card!
Joey: Huh? No I didn't mean that card. I meant show me some other cool cards to get me started.
Kaiba: *Comes in and tries to get the card, fails and leaves*
Kaiba: Heart of the cards. Redicu.....*Hears weird sound in the back of car.*...Hmmm.....
*Later*
Shinni: Is it safe to come out?
Blue:....I wonder where we are.......
The two climb out to see a large building.
Blue: So THAT'S Kaiba corp.!!!
Shini: Please don't tell me you haven't seen it!!
Blue: Okay. I wont tell you I haven't seen it, even though I haven't.
Kaiba: *Gasps* What the hell were you doing in my car?
Shini:....Admiring the nice make?
Blue: It's so shiny. And the boot is so dark.
Shini: . Duh.
Kaiba: Whatever. I have no time for you.
Blue: ^.^ Is that good?
*Famous scene of phone ringing and Yugi picking it up*
Yugi: Hello, games shop.
Kaiba: Ah, Yugi. P-
Shini: *In background* Yugi!!
Blue: *Also in background* Where!?
Kaiba: *Sighs audibly over the phone*
Yugi: Why are THEY over at your house.
Kaiba: They hijacked my car, your Grandpa's here, he's not feeling well, come pick him up and while you're at it get RID of these two....NOT THE POT PLANTS!!!
Blue: *In background after a loud crash* Oopss.
Mokuba: *Giggles* You're in trouble now!!
Kaiba: *Hangs up*
Mokuba: Big brother, why is this injured old man on the floor?
Kaiba:......That's not an injured old man. I'm......trying out my new holigraphic programming.
The gang runs up to the building, the elevator, to Grandpa.
Shini & Blue: You guys! HI!
Yugi: Grandpa!!
Blue: Kaiba has huge monsters stored in his building you guys!! It's SO COOL!
Shini: They're holograms you idiot -_-;;
The others are paying no attention to the bickering sisters and are now getting ready to Duel/get Grandpa to the hospital, and don't even NOTICE that a rare and valuable card has just been torn up.
Joey: Take him Yugi!!
Blue: *Shrugs* Hey, If you wont I will.
Shini: No! Me! *Gets in to cat fight*
Kaiba: *Sweat drops* I don't think they mean 'Take me' In THAT sense.
Tea:.....Uh......you guys, put your hands together and I'll mark us with a special sign.
Blue & Shini: *Put their hands in and Tea accidentally draws on their's too*
Tea: No!
Blue: That means we're friends now! Yay!
Her and Shini run off to the place where all the duel monsters holographic equipment is stored and start mucking it up.
Yugi: *Transforms* Yugioooooooh!!!
Yami: Now Kaiba, brace yourself, coz it's time to duel!
Kaiba: Duh....I attack with the mighty Hitotsu-me Giant. Brace yourself Yugi, you've never dueled like this before!
Hitotsu-me Giant: *Appears wearing a disco Stu outfit* Dancin' yeeaaah!
Yami: You're right. I've never dueled like this before....
Kaiba:....*Sweating* Play your card!!!
Yami: I call on the winged dragon, guardian of the fortress!
Wing dragon: *Appears wearing super short skirt* When I dance they call me the winged dragon! *Starts doing the macarena*
Kaiba:.............What's going on here?!!
Yami:......Well.....we'll just see who can out dance each other!!
Wing dragon and Hitotsumi giant start dancing.
Mokuba: Seto! Show him your moves!!
Joey: Monsters? Real......What the hell? Wasn't Yugi supposed to be dueling?
Hitotsu-me Giant: Can't......dance.........anymore.......*Crumples to a heap and Kaiba loses 200 life points*
Kaiba:....What?! I was trained in dueling, not dancing!!
Mokuba: Remember those line dancing lessons you took big brother?!
Kaiba:.......Um....no!
Yami: *Smirks* Line dancing hmm?
Kaiba: Um.....I'll wipe that smirk off your face, just you wait!! *Plays Saggi the dark clown*
Yami: With THAT thi-
Saggi: *Wearing a tutu*
Kaiba:.......Uh....and I'll play this negative energy generator with it!! *Plays it*
Saggi: *Ends up in an orange suit* Kaaaaamehaaaamehaaaaaa!
Winged dragon: Eep! *Is beaten*
Yami: Argh! *Pulls out Exodia's leg* This piece is useless!! Why me?!.....I'll just play a monster in defense and hope it doesn't dance.
Saggi: Kamehameha!!!
Monster: *Is defeated*
Yami: Damn!! *pulls out Gaia the dark knight* This one's on a horse....maybe it wont be so bad!!
Gaia: *Appears on a miniature pony in one of those costumes the girls from Charlie's angels wear in that German dancing scene.*
Yami: *Face falls* Oh crap.
Kaiba: *Laughs insanely, out of character, but is stopped when Saggi gets a look at Gaia and faints on the spot* ^%$@!!!
Yami: *Smirks*
Joey: Way to go Yugi!!
Yami: Alright Kaiba, Your move.
Kaiba: Hah. This'll be over sooner than you think. I call on the Blue eyes white dragon!
Yami: No way!
Joey: Impossib- What is it DOING?!
Blue eyes: *Line dancing to Shania Twain's "Man! I feel like a woman."*
Shini: *In the simulating room* What does this button do? *Press* Uh oh....It's stuck.
Blue eyes: Man! I feel like a- Man! I feel like a- Man! I-
*Glitch causes Yami's dark knight to be destroyed*
Kaiba: Ha! Take that! And just so I can totally humiliate you, I play my next card......another Blue eyes! AHAHAHAHAHAHA......It's line dancing too -_-;;
Blue: *Bashes the button Shini got stuck* Phew.....uh oh.....I think the volume got stuck.....
Yami and Kaiba: *Clutching their ears as the Blue eyes sing at full volume*
Blue eyes 1 & 2: I WANNA BE FREE, YEAH TO FEEL THE WAY I FEEE-EEEEL!! MAN! I FEEL LIKE A BLUE EYES!
Yami: Argh! Stop this at once......a magic card! Swords of revealing light! It stops all monsters on the feild for 3 turns!
Joey: Shut up and play it! *Writhing on ground*
Yami:.....blessed silence.......
Kaiba: How desperate. What possible good will a 3 turn delay do you?
Yami: Well, it will stop my ears ringing and-
Kaiba: That's not what I meant -_-;
Yami:.....Oh. Well, I don't know. The cards in my hand suck and the average one has an attack strength of 300.
Yugi's consciense version of Grandpa (Soon to be shortened to YCVG): For someone claiming to have faith you're giving up too easily Yugi.
Yami: I never claimed to have faith!
YCVG: Whatever. That's not the point dammit! I'm here to give you important information. Sometimes the cards are like a puzzle. You have to put all the different pieces in their proper place.
Yami (Talking in a Yugi voice.): Ah, like the millenium puzzle?
YCVG: Exactly. Each piece helps build a greater entity.
Yami: *Smirks proudly*
Grandpa begins to dissapear.
Yami/Yugi: Grandpa! I don't even understand! Come back!! *Ends up having flash back*
Kaiba: How long does it stop to make your ears ringing anyway?!
Yami: Quiet you! I was stalling! Huh? Another piece of the puzzle!
Kaiba: Draw any dancer you like......err......I mean card..........It wont change a thing. *Goes on about his new card*
Judge man: Yo yo yo whassup y'all! Judge man's in the house bro!! *Starts break dancing*
Yami:.....It almost makes me WANT to forfeit.............I can attack with the dark magician, but he wont stand a chance once Kaiba's dragons are free of my spell.
Dark magician: *Wearing the frilliest Can can dress imaginable.* Can can, can you kick the Judge man, can you kick him, WHAM!
Yami:.....I need a new favourite card.
Kaiba: Ahh.....A sacrifice that doesn't even phase me.
Yami:...Yeah, I know you're still beating me........
Kaiba: Shut up . I haven't finished mocking you yet. I have another BLue eyes Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyaaah nyah!
Yami: O.O I don't know what shocks me more. You, or your cards.
Kaiba: At-
Blue eyes: MAN! I FEEL LIKE A WOMAN! *Sound affects kill the Dark magician.*
Kaiba: So tell me, how's your faith now?
Yami:.....What IS it with these guys and faith.....maybe it was back at the shop........
Kaiba: ON my next turn all 3 Blue eyes white dragons are free to attack. This game's over no matter WHAT card you draw.
Joey: Don't listen Yugi!!
Yami:....You know, I guess those dragons did kinda block out Kaiba before. His voice really annoys me.
Joey: I'd take him over loosing my hearin' any day.
Yami/Yugi: Kaiba had 3 Blue eyes all along. He'd have had 4 if he was intelligent enough to keep Grandpa's. My only chance now is to assemble all the pieces of Exodia.....I need to start my praying..........But the odds are against me....I don't think I can do this! The deck! It senses my doubt!
Yami: Don't loose focus Yugi! Don't loose faith! Concentrate! Huh? Our friendship symbol!
Tea image: Yugi we're right here with you!
Tristan image: Yugi you've got to beleive in yourself!
Joey: You can do it, just kick Kaiba's butt!
Shinni & Blue: We're friends now! We're friends now!
*Images start to fade backwards*
Tea, Tristan and Joey: *All dissapear*
Shinni: How do we get out of his day dream?
Blue: *Bashes in to wall* Ouch! I dunno! But that isn't it.
Shinni: Who's brilliant idea was this? *Both fade away*
Yami:...That is just so comforting. *Pulls the card out*
Kaiba: Draw your last pathetic card so I can end this Yugi.
Yami: My Grandpa's deck has no pathetic cards Kaiba....except maybe Kuriboh....but that's not the card I drew. I have, The unstopable Exodia!!!
Kaiba: AH! Impossible! No one's ever been able to summon him!!
Yami: I've assembled all 5 special cards! All 5 pieces of the puzzle!
Exodia: *Bats it's eyes lashes and starts belly dancing.*
Kaiba: That's Exodia? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Blue eyes: *All die from Exodia's dancing.*
Joey: You did it! Yugi, you won!!
Mokuba:.......I thought for SURE those dancing lessons would pay off!
Yami: You play *Is glomped by Shinni and Blue*
Shinni: We knew you would win!
Blue: And it has NOTHING to do with the fact we were haning out in the control room!
Kaiba: *gasp* My machinary! *Runs off to inspect it*
Yami: Wait! I have to get him to open his mind!! *Gets him in the back*
Kaiba: Damn...that's assult. *Falls to the ground*
Minion: Mr Pegasus sir. Seto has Kaiba has been defeated in a duel with huge dancing holograms
Pegasus: Hmmm.....*About to take a drink* What?! *Splashes self in the face with wine* Dancing?!
Minion: ^.^;; By someone named.....Yugi.
Pegasus: *Scrubs at face with tea towels* -_-; And they wonder how I manage not to get drunk.