Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Naruto characters, sadly.
'What a drag' Shikamaru thought.
He was lying on the grass outside the Yamanaka estate eating a bag of sour cream and onion chips. It was two years after the 4th great ninja war and thanks to Sasuke learning Pein's revival jutsu, our side suffered no casualties. Shikaku, Inoichi, and not to mention Neji, had been saved.
Shikamaru, tired of lying around, headed home. He was sitting in bed about to eat the last of the chips when Choji burst in yelling "Don't eat that chip!" Shikamaru ignored Choji and ate the last chip. Choji was pissed but he noticed that Shikamaru hadn't finished chewing, so he grabbed Shikamaru's wrists and leaned in. Shikamaru, wide eyed, squirmed in Chojis grasp and tried to get away but Choji wouldn't budge.
Choji locked lips with Shikamaru but Shika refused to give up the chip. Frustrated, Choji stuck his tongue into Shikas mouth and searched and finally found the chip.
Right then Ino walked in and yelled "So Shikas the Uke". Shikamaru blushed since Ino knew that he had a crush on Choji. Choji then spit out the chip and both Ino and Shika turned to look at him.
"What?"
"Weren't you going to eat that? Isn't that the reason why you just frenched me?"
"Oh that, no. I hate sour cream and onion chips."
"then why…?"
"Oh I've wanted to do that for a while now and that chip was poisoned."
"Then why didn't you just tell me?"
"Because the Seme is supposed to protect his Uke."
Shika and Ino both blushed. Ino then started to run away since she was in love with both Choji and Shika but she was happy for them. She just couldn't watch it.
Ino tripped down the stairs and nearly fell into the rapids of the river below but four large, muscular arms wrapped around her waist. Shika and Choji both sighed while Ino blushed.
Choji laughed "Both my boyfriend and my girlfriend need my help."
Shika nodded "What a drag."
Ino gaped and whispered "Your girlfriend?" Shika just shook his head and said
"Not his girlfriend. Our girlfriend." Shika then opened up his arms and Ino ran into them and Choji came up behind them and hugged both Shika and Ino.
Ino then whispered "How do we tell our dads?"
Both men exchanged a glance and yelled "We know you're there. Come on out now." Inoichi, Shikaku, and Chojiro pushed open the screen door and all three had tears streaming down their faces. "Our life-long dream of uniting our families has come true. Thank you." All three of the children blushed and their dads grabbed all of them in a group hug. "Now when are we going to get grandkids?" the dads asked. "DAD!"
The End