Shouri: I don't own Harry Potter. Uma-chan doesn't either. Just read it, it's totally silly, and totally true!

Harry Potter: Yaoi Starts Young

"Who's that?"

"Harry Potter."

"What's he doing?"

"Flying."

"... but he fell flat on his face..."

"Yeah... he don't got his broom."

"Oh. And he needs his broom to fly?"

"Yeah."

"... so where is his broom."

"At the store..."

"Oh. [winces as Harry Potter falls flat on his face again] Why doesn't he just run, if he can't fly without his broom?"

"Oh yeah!" [ZOOM! Harry Potter runs away really fast, takes a flying leap and slams into a blackboard]

[winces] "Oops..."

"..."

"...what's he doing now?"

"Killing the dinosaurs."

"How's he doing that?"

"Like this! He smashes them with his head!"

"I thought he couldn't fly without his broom?"

"Yeah..."

"So how is he flying up in the air to hit them?"

"He not. His jumpin'."

"Oh... what is he doing now?" [Harry Potter is laying atop another figure, wriggling around]

"Kissing."

[sweatdrop] "But that's a caveman..."

"Yeah."

"That's a boy caveman."

"Yeah."

"And Harry Potter is kissing him?" [Harry's black school cape comes off and blows away on the breeze]

"Yeah." [captures cape and offers it with an imperious expression] "Put it back on!"

[sweatdrops and takes the cape. Picks up Harry Potter and puts his cape on. Hands him back to little Mitchell.] "Here you go..."

"Thanks!" [goes back to making Harry Potter play with his pet zebra and kissing the caveman]

Shouri: Just so you know, we are not crazy! This actually happened to Uma- chan! It was a real conversation!

Uma-chan: Er... yeah. I work part-time as a daycare assistant... this happened today when only 'Mitchell' was left... Just so you know, 'Mitchell' just turned three... Oh, and I'm sorry for all the delays on my other fics! If anyone is still reading them, GOMEN NASAI! I've been having a seriously hard time getting anything done, but school's almost over, and the one job ends on the 31! Maybe I'll be able to get something done with only the two jobs in the running....

Shouri: Just so you know, Harry Potter was a figurine, The dinosaurs were toys and cut outs, and the Caveman was a plastic cut out. Sorry about subjecting you to this! Uma-chan couldn't get the incident out of her head till she shared!