Rating: NC-17 Just to be
safe. Ya never know.
Possible adult language, situations, and
content.
Standard disclaimer I own nothing, just borrowing
characters and having fun.
Spoilers: none really, but was written
after Twelve Sharp.
Title: Snow Day
October 2006
Author: TammyC
DonutSmudgesOnMyShirt signed on
WaddyaMeanSaladsNotAMeal? signed on
WaddyaMeanSaladsNotAMeal? says:
Have a good time with your parents?
DonutSmudgesOnMyShirt
says:
Yea. Got kind of cold though.
WaddyaMeanSaladsNotAMeal? says:
Happens in the snow.
DonutSmudgesOnMyShirt
says:
Especially when you're laying in it.
WaddyaMeanSaladsNotAMeal? says:
? Making snow angels?
DonutSmudgesOnMyShirt
says:
Not exactly.
WaddyaMeanSaladsNotAMeal?
says:
DonutSmudgesOnMyShirt
says:
Landed face down in the snow.
WaddyaMeanSaladsNotAMeal? says:
You slipped?
WaddyaMeanSaladsNotAMeal?
says:
You ok?
DonutSmudgesOnMyShirt
says:
Sort of.
WaddyaMeanSaladsNotAMeal?
says:
Sort of slipped or sort of ok?
DonutSmudgesOnMyShirt says:
Both.
WaddyaMeanSaladsNotAMeal?
says:
Sort of slipped?
WaddyaMeanSaladsNotAMeal?
says:
From taking Bob for a walk?
DonutSmudgesOnMyShirt
says:
Um, ok, yea, I'll go with that answer.
WaddyaMeanSaladsNotAMeal? says:
Babe
DonutSmudgesOnMyShirt says:
Ok, fine, I was pushed.
DonutSmudgesOnMyShirt
says:
There, I admit it. Happy?
WaddyaMeanSaladsNotAMeal? says:
Bob pushed you?
DonutSmudgesOnMyShirt
says:
NO. Mrs. D'Amore pushed me.
DonutSmudgesOnMyShirt
says:
It was an accident.
WaddyaMeanSaladsNotAMeal?
says:
Accident?
DonutSmudgesOnMyShirt
says:
She was trying to push Grandma Mazur.
WaddyaMeanSaladsNotAMeal? says:
Why would she want to do that?
DonutSmudgesOnMyShirt
says:
Because Grandma Mazur clocked her with her purse.
WaddyaMeanSaladsNotAMeal? says:
And she did this because?
DonutSmudgesOnMyShirt
says:
Because Mrs. D'Amore called me a very bad name.
DonutSmudgesOnMyShirt says:
Right before she swung her cane at me.
WaddyaMeanSaladsNotAMeal? says:
Babe, you and senior citizens.
DonutSmudgesOnMyShirt
says:
It wasn't my fault!
WaddyaMeanSaladsNotAMeal?
says:
Never is, Babe.
DonutSmudgesOnMyShirt
says:
It was Bob's fault.
WaddyaMeanSaladsNotAMeal?
says:
Bob's fault?
DonutSmudgesOnMyShirt
says:
Yea. I was taking Bob for his walk. And we kind of
had an incident with Bob.
WaddyaMeanSaladsNotAMeal?
says:
Incident?
DonutSmudgesOnMyShirt
says:
Mrs. D'Amore's grandson's were playing outside.
Tommy was pulling his little brother, Timmy on a sled.
WaddyaMeanSaladsNotAMeal? says:
And?
DonutSmudgesOnMyShirt says:
I thought it would be fun to let Bob pull the sled for a while.
WaddyaMeanSaladsNotAMeal? says:
You tied the dog leash to the sled?
DonutSmudgesOnMyShirt
says:
Tommy's arms got tired.
DonutSmudgesOnMyShirt
says:
And I didn't feel like walking anymore.
WaddyaMeanSaladsNotAMeal? says:
You're lucky Bob didn't decide to chase a cat.
DonutSmudgesOnMyShirt says:
Um...
WaddyaMeanSaladsNotAMeal?
says:
Don't tell me.
DonutSmudgesOnMyShirt
says:
OK.
WaddyaMeanSaladsNotAMeal?
says:
Ok, tell me.
DonutSmudgesOnMyShirt
says:
Well, Mrs. De Luca's cat showed up.
DonutSmudgesOnMyShirt says:
Next thing I knew, Bob was three blocks away and still chasing
after it.
WaddyaMeanSaladsNotAMeal?
says:
And Timmy managed to stay on the sled?
DonutSmudgesOnMyShirt says:
Yea.
DonutSmudgesOnMyShirt says:
For a block, anyway.
WaddyaMeanSaladsNotAMeal?
says:
He ok?
DonutSmudgesOnMyShirt
says:
Yea. Mrs. D'Amore was watching through the window.
DonutSmudgesOnMyShirt says:
She
came out to make sure he was all right.
DonutSmudgesOnMyShirt
says:
Then I combed the neighborhood for an hour for Bob.
WaddyaMeanSaladsNotAMeal? says:
Find him?
DonutSmudgesOnMyShirt
says:
No. Mrs. D'Amore did.
DonutSmudgesOnMyShirt
says:
When she took her garbage out, she forgot to close
her back door all the way.
DonutSmudgesOnMyShirt
says:
Bob followed his nose and found the ham on her
diningroom table.
WaddyaMeanSaladsNotAMeal?
says:
So, was the fight about Bob pulling the sled?
WaddyaMeanSaladsNotAMeal? says:
Or about Bob eating the ham?
DonutSmudgesOnMyShirt
says:
I'm not sure.
DonutSmudgesOnMyShirt
says:
I'm afraid to ask.
DonutSmudgesOnMyShirt
says:
Babe
Author's Note: This is based on a true story. Slightly exaggerated and Plum-i-fied.