Disclaimer-

Chibi Desktop Kitsune- Al owns no part in Love hina or FLCL, and I am led to wonder, why is he doing a crossover? so few of them are ever not lame.

Al- worth a shot.

Chibi Desktop kistune- You have serious writers block don't you?

Al- well....not really, i'm just bored, we're doing a Lovehina RPG online and the storys are fun to write and read. (shameless plug)

Chibi Desktop Kitsune- You have no shame!

Al- I know....

Haitani Yawned and stretched, what a long night it had been.

He looked around the room, bodys were laying everywhere, Keitaro on the floor, Al on the sofa, Su wrapped around him like a koalla, Shiri half under the kotasu, and Seta in a large armchair.

They had stay'd up late playing Dungons and Dragons, as nerdy as that sounds, and now Haitani was pretty sure they'd sleep late so he got up and left to go get some breakfast.

He smiled, at a pretty girl that passed by his table, she turned her nose up at him, he sighed and looked down into his reflection in the coffie.

"This bites." He told the reflection.

The reflection had no response to this, perhaps it wanted to think it over.

Haitani had, a week before, broken up with someone whom he thought was the love of his life, but it turned out she was useing him, he had only been a plaything for her.

"I like being a plaything!" He growled at his reflection.

Still no response, perhaps the reflection didn't wish to chat today.

The growl of a vespa made Haitani turn his head, perhaps Al and the others had awoken...

No, it was a yellow vespa, Al drove an blue one, Haitani turned back to his coffie and then to a pretty blond walking by, who wrapped her arm around her boyfriends.

"YOU PERVERT!" *WHAM*

Haitani never saw it comeing, the blue guitar, his face, he flew and tumbled and rolled and landed in a pile of stuffed dolls outside the local toystore.

"OW, what the hell? Lady are you nuts!" Haitani stood up rubbing his nose, curseing as he looked around to see who had dilevered the blow.

The yellow vespa sped off into the distance, a guitar being waved by it's owner happily.

"Psycho!" Haitani called after her as he stumbled and limped back to his seat.

That evening found haitani and shiri getting ready for another night at their favorite bar, it was saterday night and the two of them were meeting Kitsune, Mutsumi, Al, Naru and Keitaro and they were going to drink and just have a good time.

"Hurry up man, were running late!" Shiri called through the bathroom door to his roomate.

"Just a minute more!" Haitani called back.

He turned to the mirror and attempted a lady killers grin...no good, he looked like a total dork.

He thumped his head on the counter which just hurt him so he pulled it back up again and took a good long stare at what had to be the biggest goose egg he had ever seen, right on his forehead.

"Maybe I can just..." He gave the bump and strong push with his right hand and forced it flat.

"There we go!" He said smileing happily

*POP*

"Ow,ow,ow!" Haitani moaned as the bump came right back out, pain shooting through his brain.

"I can't go out hunting lady's like this."

The group at the bar chatted happily as they drank and ate, only snickering every now and then at haitani's attempt to hide his bump.

"I for one think it's very sexy, the bandage look." Kitsune joked as she once again made fun of the two large bandaids directally in the middle of haitani's forehead.

"Yeah yeah, laugh it up kitsune, why don't you go sing "Persuade" someone to buy you a drink." He snapped back harshly.

"No need to get so snippy over it." She gave him a look and then turned back to the main conversation.

"You know Motoko's gonna kill you right?" Naru sighed as she gave a exasperated look in Al's direction.

"It's not my fault she's here!" Al shot a look at Su who had forced him to give her a ride here...to a bar...while she was underaged. "She just kinda tricked me."

"Yeah sure, and she wasn't clinging to you in her sleep last night." A slightly tipsy Shiri chuckled.

"SHE WHAT!?!" Naru began to glow with an evil dark anti-niceness force.

"N..now w...wait naru, lemme explain....PURRGGGHH!"

Al was sent right out the doors of the bar and into the street.

"Aw...that was mean Naru, I was just cold, Alex is always warm." Su grined and winked, causeing everyone to sweatdrop.

Haitani felt another stab of pain as he watched a pretty girl give him a look of dusgust, he rubbed his head, and got up, muttering something about needing to use the restroom.

he stumbled in and looked at himself in the mirror, he was pale and the lump on his head hurt so much!

Out in the bar, shiri, in a attempt to be brave, was trying to pick up a hot pink haired girl at the bar, who was just teaceing him, though he didn't notice.

"Ssso you come here ofshen?" Shiri slurred his words.

"Only as often as i can avoid, annoying little nerds around here i notice."

"Y..yeah, dang nersh, they scare away all the pretty girls like yoush."

"Yeah, well i'm sure the ladies thank them for it when they see you pally."

The girl grinned evilly, but then froze, a small tinkling noise was comeing from her wrist, she looked down and stared, her shackle styled cuff was clicking, a chainlink attached to it was pulling away and not succedeing, causeing a clinking noise.

"H..how could it be....why is it here?" She muttered looking around the bar.

A/N well a little intro for now, we'll see where this goes.