Hi, for my first story I will be attempting a Kingdom Hearts2 Crossover with Harvest Moon, wonderful life (ps2) the main character for Harvest Moon in this will be called Lan. Also its set in the first year. Okay! Ready, first chapter! (Please review!)
Sora, Donald and Goofy found themselves stranded on an unknown world. Unfortunately their ship had crashed and the engine had been torn like material on a fat woman's dress. So while Chip and Dale were repairing, the trio set forth to explore the village they had landed in.
The ship had crashed right next to a group of rocks, that seemed to hudle together so lovingly that even Ghandi would be enraged with envy at the site, and fairly close to a farm with several greenhouses that just screamed 'we are not solar powered'.
Sora, Donald and Goofy walked over to a thin stream that poured into the nearby sea like ketchup from a tomato. They walked over the small bridge, where a scruffy looking man, with hair tangled like Goofys intelligence sat.
"Moi" he called over to Goofy.
Goofy stopped and stared at the strange man who just sat there with only a loin cloth that indicated he just ate some beans, as Sora and Donald kept on walking.
"Moi" He said again.
"Moi?" Questioned Goofy, looking around confused.
"My family is in a distant village, but I can't get back because I have no money."
"Why gawsh, that's terrible, ughooy hoy!" Said Goofy, as though laughing like an ass would help.
The man just kept staring. Goofy's legs begun shaking, and he started to sweat streams that could keep the village hydrated for a year and 3 hours.
"Well, uh, gawrsh I better go" Goofy ran off to catch up with the others. He then tripped on the way causing a small symbolic tear to form from his now pussy scab that was swollen, yellow and resembled a bowl of puke.
Who was the homeless man? Where have the gang landed? and, when can they leave?