Love, Minnesota Style

A/N: Hey so this is totally based on That 70s Show, Love, Wisconsin Style, but I rushered it up! This is also for Semi Official One Shot Day 2013! And this is a three shot! I picked Lomille and Kames because there's a little bit in there forever one! Also there's a bit of Carlos gone bad ;) Enjoy! :D

Disclaimer: I own nothing not even the dialogue, only the idea of making a That 70s Show plot with Big Time Rush characters.

"So, my mom and I were at the hub getting ice cream and we caught Camille with Steve skipping school. And she was drunk! In the middle of the afternoon! It was like Sue Ellen on Dallas!" Logan admitted. The smart boy was with James, Carlos, and his older brother, Martin, was hanging out in the Mitchell's basement.

"You went to the hub for ice cream with mommy? Now why would you tell me that?" Martin teased and hit his younger brother in the arm.

"Martin, the point is he went for ice cream. Without us!" Carlos yelled and glared draggers at the smart boy. "You cannot pick up a phone?"

"You know who can't pick up a phone? Kendall! I broke up with him and he never calls to even say hi or offer me sad but hot break up sex! I mean that's just selfish!" James said angrily and folded his arms.

The pretty boy was referring to his break up with Kendall. The blonde kissed their friend, Jo Taylor, for comfort when he and James had gotten a modelling job and started ignoring him.

"Guys, my mom's over at the Robert's right now telling Richard about Camille being drunk. You can't do that kind of stuff in the middle of the afternoon." Logan protested. "It'll mess up with your... your... your thinking thing! Oh, you know what I'm saying!"

"Yeah, you gotta stay sharp man. That's why I keep myself pure 'til 3 o' clock...Two o'clock. That's why I keep myself pure until two o'clock." Martin admitted and took a sip of beer before he looked down at his wrist. "I'm not even wearing a watch!"

"Hey, you know what?" Logan asked passing the basketball to James who was in his driveway. "Camille getting busted is actually great for me because now she's gotta realize what a jackass Steve is! And when she dumps him, I'll be standing right here with open arms and a gentle I told you so."

The pretty boy nodded and shot a hoop trying to get Kendall Knight out of his head.

"Oh yeah, that could happen. After all, I made that girl a woman." The smaller brunette pointed out.

"I made Kendall a man - like a thousand times." James muttered and shot another hoop. The stupid blonde was still dominating his mind, making him want to punch Logan because the smart boy knew about Jo and Kendall's kiss and he didn't tell him.

Carlos and Martin came up the driveway carrying a bucket each with big smirks plastering their faces.

"We stole dead fish." Carlos announced and held up a bucket of, yup, dead fish.

The tall brunette raised an eyebrow. "Dead fish? What are you gonna do with dead fish?"

"You're missing the point man!" The rebellious boy replied and examined the buckets of fish. "We stole dead fish!" James and Logan gave them confused looks.

"Oh, you just don't get it." The Latino told them, rolling his eyes and him and Martin set the buckets down on the porch.

"Yo Martin!" Logan called out and looked straight at his corrupt brother. "Your making Carlitos corrupt, man."

Martin nodded and smiled. "It's my good deed for the day."

Kendall walked up the driveway keeping his eyes fixed on the ground as he walked up to his ex-boyfriend. "Hey." He said quietly before raising his head to meet James' gaze.

"Hey." The pretty boy replied and looked down at the basketball, that he held tightly in his hands, and pursed his lips together tightly

The blonde shoved his hands in his hoodie's pockets. "I just came by-"

"I missed you." James replied, cutting his ex-boyfriend off.

"What?" Kendall and James but said.

"Did you say you missed me?" Kendall asked raising his bushy eyebrows and gapping at the pretty boy.

"No." The brunette replied firmly, shaking his head. Oh shit, shit, shit!

"Look, just say you missed me!" The smaller male said and poked his ex-boyfriend.

James sighed deeply. "Fine I miss you."

"James, I miss you too." The blonde replied and placed his hand on his heart and looked at the taller male like he could do no wrong anymore. "And look I was thinking, since we broke up because I kissed another girl, what if I let you kiss another girl. I mean we could be even and we could get back together."

"Kendall, if you think that me kissing another girl is gonna bring us closer together," James started and rolled his eyes before smiling widely. "I'm totally willing to make that sacrifice."

"Thank you James." The smaller boy replied and hugged the pretty boy tightly.

"I better go wash my face." The brunette said and tossed the basketball to Martin before he and Kendall ran off somewhere.

"This fish is so stinky! What are we gonna do with the stinky?" Carlos asked looking into the bucket of dead fish.

"We're gonna find a place to hide the stinky and ruin someone's day. Now, question is: Where, how, who?" Martin stated and tossed the ball towards James' van and the hub cap fell off. "The answer is there, that and Diamond!"

"Oh, it's like a bowl. A bowl for the stinky." The Latino said, the feeling of rebelliousness growing inside of him like a wildfire. "And we will put it and he'll never find it and it will smell forever!"

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