Disclaimer's note: Again, I don't own the carol nor the characters, BECAUSE IF I DO, IF ONLY I DARN DO OWN THEM…well, I'd let Roy grow mustache and beard, and dye it neon green, pin him in a sleigh with Black Hayate as his Rudolph… so be thankful I don't. --
Santa Roy
(Tune of White Christmas)
I'm dreaming of a white mustache,As white as Falman's hair would glow,
And a beard that was so pleasin',
For a sexy Colonel's fittin',
Oh sure, I'd beat Santa in a show.
I'm wishing for some pants to fit in,
God, why make Santa's ass so fat?
May I stand this stout man's role for a night,
And grant Fullmetal's biggest wish 'bout his height.
Author's note: I know I can't stick myself to be so damn serious, just can't help Christmas pass without havin' some fun, so please bear with me XD… just wondrin' if Roy was Santa, he'll probably have somethin' for his subordinates. For Havoc, it'll sure be a girlfriend, that's if the girl won't fall for our Santa . … but what could it be for Riza?