DISCLAIMER: The characters, places, objects and etcetera mentioned in this story are in no way mine. All rights (and thanks) go to the wonderful J. K. Rowling, without whom I would not be writing this. Only a true work of magic could ever make the Wizarding World belong to me.

A/N: New Story! Yay! I'm really looking forward to this one, because I've never done a series of super-short one-shots before. Hope you like the beginning!

The way Draco saw it, it was far too late to be having this sort of conversation.

Him and Blaise were lying down on the sofas in the Slytherin common room, chatting about, as they only ever did, girls. Girls, and sex.

"D'you think she'll sleep with me?" asked Blaise.

"Daphne? That slut will sleep with anyone", replied Draco.

Blaise fired up. "Don't you dare call her a slut!"

"My dear Blaise," said Draco, perfectly calmly, "I stopped fucking her because I found out she was shagging Crabbe and Goyle at the same time. Then she tried to get back together with me and offered for a foursome."

Blaise stuttered.

"Hang on..." he said. "You're not...a virgin?"

The two boys were only just beginning their 4th year at Hogwarts.

"Me!?" exclaimed Draco loudly. "A virgin!? My dear Blaise, has it occurred to you that I have slept with 3 different people in the last week?"

"Three people!?" said Zabini, astounded. "So then...when...you know...when-?"

"When did I have my first fuck, you mean?" finished Malfoy.

He smiled.

"Second year."

"Second year!? With...with who?" questioned Blaise.

"You know very well who" answered Draco. "Potter, of course."

"P-Potter? H-Harry Potter? I didn't realise you were -"

"I was bi? I'm not, really. I'll just do anything for a shag, no matter who it is. Now - what was it you asked me before? Oh, yes, of course. Whether or not Daphne will sleep with you. Let me say this, Blaise. I reckon that she'll snog you, maybe blow you, but I don't think that you'll get a fuck from her this year."

Blaise looked annoyed.

"I think you're wrong" he said, very matter-of-factly. "And I challenge you with a dare: If you can fuck 100 different people this year, before I fuck Daphne, then you can declare yourself King of Slytherin, and Sex. If, however, I beat you, then I will win the title and you will have to admit that you shall never live up to the power of Blaise Zabini and his wonderful cock!"

At this point, Blaise stood up from his sofa and raised his hands in the air. Draco, laughing his head off, pulled down Zabini's pyjamas and revealed the "wonderful cock". Zabini tried to cover up, but Malfoy had already taken glimpse of the small, shrunken penis.

Cupping Zabini's balls and dick in one hand, Draco said, "Oh my, I feel sorry for Daphne already!"

Blaise dacked Malfoy in return, and the both of them spent the next half-an-hour messing about and wanking off together, before finally retreating to bed.

A/N: I always find it funny how I try to squeeze in as much sex as possible into each chapter. Just to make it interesting :)

I've never played with Malfoy/Zabini before, so that was fun. Get ready for another 100 new Draco ships coming soon! :D