yes, hello there.

I wrote this.

I do not own bleach and stuff.

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read.

*BEEP BEEP*
shut up...
*BEEP BEEP*
oh god it can't be morning already...
*BEEP BEEP*

*BEEP BEEP*
maybe if I'll ignore it, it'll go away and I'll fall asleep again. I'll just be late for work, no biggie, I'm always on time anyway, I can afford to be late at least once can't I?
*BEEP BEEP*
fuck you alarm clock, your efforts are fruitless.
G'night.
*BAM*
"KUROSAKI IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA TURN OFF THAT FUCKIN' BEEPING I WILL BREAK YOUR GODDAMN ALARM!"
I jolt awake by the booming voice that was paired with the sound of my door hitting the wall with extreme force.
"oh my god are you insane?! You gave me a fucking heart attack!" my voice growled from sleep. I press my fingers on my eyelids to ease the dizziness that came due to my rude awakening, that, and the fact I sat up so fast I think my brain hit my skull.
"I want to sleep. I have four more fucking hours of sleep Kurosaki, and I wanna use them. To sleep. Turn off your goddamn alarm, I can hear it through the bloody wall." the gruff, tired voice grumbled in annoyance.
I heared my roommate hit a button on the clock to silence it, I look up from my bed, my sheets pooling at my waist. His hair is dishellved, sticking up on one side, there were bags under his blue eyes and he was wearing nothing but long sweatpants, his broad muscular chest heaving with a sigh as he held the doorframe.
"Grimmjow, PLEASE for the love of god stop screaming. I think my ear exploded." I say while rubbing my eye.
I heard a breath being released in exasperation "are you kidding me right now? Keh, Y'know what? Nevermind, just be fucking quiet cause just to remind you, there are other people living here."
An annoyed sigh escaped my lips as I hurled the covers from my body and stood up in front of him, I looked into his angry electric blue eyes and narrowed mine, there was bearly any distance between us so I used the opportunity to say it to his face.
"what. Ever." I said while moving my lips slowly.
Pushing past him and hearing him growl-serves him fucking right-I made my way tiredly to the bathroom.
Yes, me and Grimmjow Jeagerjaquez are roommates, we've been for half a year now. Though we weren't always this mean to each other, of course, there was bickering and the ol' who'sgonnathrowoutthetrash game and whatnot. But it escalated to THIS two months ago, when we... Had sex... Accidentally. Sorta. Oh fuck it, we fucked one night multiple times all over my room and on the kitchen counter! We were intoxicated for fuck's sake! We're dudes. he's hot okay? Jesus.
After that, it's was reaaaally awkward, like waking up next to each other and just gaping at the other's face not knowing what to say and then going "uh... Um, yeah." awkward, to not talking for two whole days, and then somehow we started screaming bloody murder at the other's face, we almost got in a fist fight. I don't even remember what was it about, but everything he does suddenly annoyed the hell out of me.
I don't know what it is, sexual tension? I mean, the sex was amazing. I never thought I could bend that way and never felt hands on my body like that. But now we sorta hate each others guts, and anyway, HE'S the one that made it all awkward in the first place! I just couldn't help but feel a little disappointed by him. So we fucked, get over it. Now I'm just waiting for the contract to run out so I could move out, I've seriously had it with this. It's making me stressed, and it's annoying the shit out of me.
I showered, got dressed and walked out, slamming the door on my way just for good measure.

"so Ichigo, how's it going with the whole 'roommate problem' you've been having?" I heard Shiro's voice through the phone while I was on my smoke break outside the resturaunt I am working at.
"oh just perfect, we're best buds now and even have our own secret handshake." I say dryly and take a drag.
"heh, that bad?" he snickered.
Leaning on the wall, I smile as I let smoke roll out in puffs between my lips "yeah. It's driving me insane really. I've thought about choking him with a pillow but I don't fancy sleeping in a jail cell instead."
He was chuckling "I don't think anyone would like to sleep in a jail cell heh. you know you can stay with me for now yeah?" he suggested.
I rolled my eyes and turned to lean my head up against the cold wall "Shiro... You know I can't do that." I took another drag and looked at the blue sky.
"awww come on Ichi, when's the last time you actually got laid?" a sigh escaped me once again at his pouting.
"keh, the last time was two months ago, with Jeagerjaquez." I pressed my lips into a thin line.
"ooh, that's bad. Then come over, we'll fix it." he said seriously.
I shook my head "has anyone ever told you how charming you are?" I smiled and stabbed the rest of the cigarette on the wall.
"all the time." he said through a smile.
I chuckled "good then. Anyway, my brake just ended so I gotta go, I'll talk to you later."
"we're still on for tonight?" he asked.
"yeah."

I sighed.
There was some leftovers I took with me for dinner that I was holding in my hands, I was standing in front of my and Grimmjow's apartment door. Let's get this over with.
I got in, I saw my roommate sitting at the kitchen table, going through some bills. He was fresh out of the shower, I noticed because his hair was wet, turning it a shade darker, it was slicked back. Some pesky strands were falling over his forehead, he was wearing clean clothes.
"I brought dinner."I said as I walked over to put it in the fridge.
He glanced at me for a second and let his eyes fall back to focus on the bills.
"thanks." he said dryly.
Well this is awkward and annoying. As per usual.
Closing the door and sighing heavily "is there a problem Grimmjow?" I asked with a scowl, looking at his back.
"nope." the reply was simple.
No, this can't go on.
My nostrils flared "really? Then was there a problem when you rammed your cock in me two meters from where you're sitting? Cause I've fucking had it with this shit." there I've said it. I have opened the subject for discussion.
Grimmjow put the bills down and leaned his face into his hand "Kurosaki..."
"-If you're not into me, it's fine. Really. I get it, we were drunk, we were alone yada yada yada... But stop being such an insufferable prick!"
He stood up "me? What about you?! You're not any fucking better than me!" he said as he turned around and sneered.
I snorted "oh great, let's just continue as we were, great job Grimmjow, I applaud your people skills." I was rolling my eyes and clapped my hands for him.
"and being a sarcastic ass hole helps wonders." he snorted back.
I scowled "well look who's talking." the words were covered in venom.
"I learned from the master." he narrowed his eyes.
"shall I teach you art of punch-you-in-the-face too?" I raised my eyebrows in warning.
"classy." he spat.
Tilting my head to the left I put on a fake sad face "oh I know, I wish you were too."
He growled "get the fuck outta my face."
"with. Fucking. Pleasure." I spat back and stomped to my room. I closed the door and leaned on it.
"fuck..." I breath out. Why the fuck does he act this way? And Why does he have to be so hot when he's angry?

"why don't you just move out?" my red headed friend asked me after I've told the people present at our table the happenings that accured today. We were sitting at a bar, I was drinking my second beer to get this stupid edge off.
"BECAUSE, Renji my friend, I'm still paying rent. And if I'm paying, I'm staying. I don't have money to spare for another place." I say and take a swig "and besides, I won't let him have the whole fucking place while I'm paying for half of it." I gesture towards him.
Renji laughed "makes sense."
"hey! So I thought you didn't wanna stay with me cause you didn't wanna hook up!" Shiro exclaimed with a pointed finger.
"no Shiro, I don't wanna hook up." I pinch his cheek playfully. I don't wanna be friends with benefits with anyone to be honest, and I can't just be rude to Shiro, he's too adorable. The horny bastard.
"this is ALL pent up sexual tension if you ask me Ichigo." the person with the biggest jug of beer at the table spoke, I don't know HOW she can drink so much. Renji agreed with what she said.
"I've thought about it Rukia, but I don't know... It makes me feel like I was the only person enjoying the sex." I ran my fingers through my hair.
She sipped her beer from the comically gigantic jug and placed it back on the table "was the sex any good?"
I sighed and buried my face in my crossed arms on the table "it was amazing." I admit out loud.
There were some 'ooh's from my friends.
"good looks AND amazing sex? Damn Ichigo, where did you find this guy?" Rukia laughed.
I gave her a groan as a response.
"I'm gonna get you another beer Ichigo, on me." Renji pat my back in pity and walked off.
A couple more drinks later, I was buzzed.
"haha but for real Ichigo, would you fuck him again?" Shiro drawled out his question.
I swallowed my drink and nodded "yes." I say in determination as my mind drifts to callaoused hands going over my skin. I repressed a shudder.
"you're crushing on the guy!"
"I fucking know that."

By the time I got home, I was plastered. I leaned on the doorframe and tried to find my keys.
"goddamn it..." I blink harshly to try and sober up a little bit.
I palmed my pockets, and found that they were empty. Shit.
I rang the door bell.
I rang it again.
And waited.
Before I could ring it one last time the door opened, revealing my topless blue haired chiseled roommate.
"I lost my key." I slur as I look over his body, he's been sleeping.
"Hun..." he says and raises a blue brow at the obviousness in my words.
Stepping in, I almost fell over my feet but he caught me, my side pressed to his chest by his corded arm.
"whoa haha." I chuckled and turned to face him while he's holding me.
His brows pulled towards each other "you're drunk?"
I smirked "ding ding ding! We have a winner!" I pointed at him.
He sighed "do you need my help getting to your room?" his mintey breath fanned my face and my eyes hooded.
"no."
"oh, o-okay." he was getting awkward again as he let go of me, noticing how long I've been in his embrace. If you could call it an embrace...
I'll call it an embrace.
I used the opportunity and placed my hands on his chest "I wanna help you." I say quietly, my voice purred.
"wha-" he started saying but quickly yelped as I pushed him backwards, he succeeded in walking to the direction I was pushing him but fell as the back of his knees hit the arm of the couch we have. He let out an "oof!" as his back his the soft pillows.
Quickly, I climbed on top of him and sat on his crotch, wiggling my hips as I chuckled.
"urhh what are you doing Kurosaki?" he growled.
I ran my hands up from his stomach up towards his chest and neck, leaning my body forward as I got closer to his ear.
"touch me." I kissed his jaw line while breathing out the words.
"you're drunk." he hissed.
I pressed my chest to his, my legs were folded around his waist on the couch "so? That didn't stop you last time." I licked his ear.
He sat up, causing me to fall back onto his legs. I let out a "whoa!" as I fell.
"you should go to sleep."
I sat up in his lap "I'm not tired." I said a little annoyed, my hands in our laps. We sat like that and looked at each others faces, my eyes were hooded as I watched Grimmjow's blue eyes scowl at me with uncertainty, his perfect soft lips pressed together. The light from the window shinning a blue glow on his already blue hair.
I leaned in, and closed my eyes for a second as I gave him a small peck. He didn't move, but I glanced at him again before giving him another, longer one. I fisted the fabric of his pants and pulled to get closer to him, melting my lips against his.
He opened his mouth, kissing back softly. Our lips brushed and rubbed against each other. I breathed in his scent.
As our lips parted, our eyes opened slowly to look again at the other.
"Grimmjow." I said quietly, hoping he won't push me away as I connected our foreheads.
He sighed. And looked down after glancing at me. Bringing my hand up to hold his chin between my finger and thumb I lifted his face to give him a kiss again. The hand that held his chin moved to cup his neck as I then kissed it softly, my other hand circling his hard waist and trailing my fingers over the sleep heated skin. I sucked gently on his neck, and licked at it.
I heard him growl so I chuckled a breath into his ear as he cursed.
"shit..."
Suddenly there were hands on my thighs, running up to squeeze my ass hard and press my body to his. It got me excited. He pressed me down to ground against him and my eyes rolled closed after my breath hitched. I pulled him to me, so that he'll lay on top of me between my legs.
"ah..."
"fhuck."
Our groins connected making us moan quietly. I fisted his hair and he buried his face in my neck, biting hard. He kept rolling his hips, making my head spin.
"ah... Fuck hah, mmmn..." I pull his hair.
My head kept spinning and my stomach suddenly churned, the alcohol I consumed was slushing inside. I quickly pushed Grimmjow away from me by his chest, sitting up and palming my mouth. Grimmjow looked at me startled. "w-what happened?"
"I feel sick. Shit, I drank too much..." I rub my face to clam the bubbling in my stomach. I breathed in trough my nose and out my mouth, Grimmjow's hands ghosted over my arms, not touching me.
"...fine. I'm fine, sorry." I laughed. He blinked at me, and I reached out towards his neck to pull him to me.
He backed away "no. Kurosaki, you're drunk."
What the fuck? I snorted and cupped his sex, that was as hard as steel "yeah I am." I leered.
His breath hitched but he quickly pushed my hand away "listen, I'm tired." he sighed and face palmed.
My jaw pressed with the anger I felt and my gaze hardened on him, but I couldn't see his face.
"fuck you."
I spat out before freeing my legs from around his waist and stumbling angrily to my room, again, slamming the door shut and finally falling on my bed. I'm hard and my dick demands attention, but I don't think I could releive myself without pictures of blue in my head.
So I'd really rather not.

goddamit grimmjow the fuck do you think youre doing?

mmmbut sure.

Ill share some secrets about those two :P

Ichigo is sasseh as fuck and I leik eet. dont be mad at him for being fabulous, cause in my head, I think of him as a really straightforward guy that speaks his mind, (ahemallthefuckingtimeahem) but he cant be the only person doing so in this sort of situation now can he? and thats why Grimms behavior annoyes him so much.

and Grimmjow is a health freak. so no cigarettes and no drugs but he drinks from time to time. AND he works out like a beast (ahem "my side pressed to his chest by his corded arm" " his broad muscular chest heaving with a sigh"). sigh, hes the person everyone thinks about when they write down new years resolutions.

Ill share some more random fun facts about these two gentlemen in the next chapter. I feel that knowing random insignificant facts about someone makes you feel closer to him.

bye.