The 7 Habits of Highly Defective Vermin
Welcome, readers, to the 7 habits of higly defective villains!
In this fic, we will examine in depth 7 stupid things done by stupid, stereotypical, vermin.
As usual, the title is a parody. Anyone who knows what its parodying gets a free….box…of…popcorn...
Habit number 1. Not watching where you are running:
This is a very stupid maneuver, and as caused the deaths of many, stupid, villains over the years.
Analysis: Many villains are obsessed with killing, looting, and plundering. This kind of thinking requires the frontal lobes of the brain.
Because they are using the frontal lobes of their brain so much, they often lose contact with the outside world, and their senses dull, as their mind is occupied with diabolical schemes.
Thus, many of them either fall into deep wells, i.e. Slagar the Cruel. Even worse, they impale themselves on their own blades sometimes, i.e. Princess Kurda.
This inability some vermin have to perceive where are running makes this the 1st habit of Highly Defective vermin.