"F***! Why you little b****! Come back here!" Edward got up after Jacob pushed him down and Jacob ran. Bella chased after Edward shouting at him to stop and listen to her needs. Then Bella stopped after awhile, giving up.

She came and sat down on the sofa next to Luna and watched Edward chase after Jacob. Jacob was laughing hysterically, but Edward's face was serious.

"I can't understand why Stephanie Meyer wants to expose us in a movie with actors. Not even the real people! It's like we don't even exist! I am such a prettier person then that one girl playing as me. She'll never be as good as me, even if I gave her lessons!" Bella ranted. To Luna, it was blah blah blah blah blah.

"Bella, SHUSH!" Luna said.

Bella immediately shut up.

"Stand on your head." Luna had a hint of curiosity in her voice.

Bella stood on her head and when Luna didn't tell her to get down, she whined. "All the blood is rushing to my head!" she pouted.

"You don't have any blood," Luna explained, "but you can get down."

'Hmph. I was gonna do that anyway, and I don't need you using your author powers against me! I mean, it's totally unfair of you to boss me around! Why can't you just act, like, normal once in a while? I mean, seriously! It's just not fair! I'm gonna have Edward punch you! EDDDDDDDIIIIIIEEEEEEE!" Bella shouted.

Luna covered her ears and winced at Bella's screech.

"Could you have screamed any louder? I could have heard you if I was in Russia!" Edward yelled.

Edward quit his chase with Jacob and walked over to Bella. Jacob kept running, unaware that Edward had stopped. Edward rolled his eyes and muttered something that was not audible for Luna to hear.

"Ugh, Edward, don't say that about Jacob! You're such a meanie!" she giggled.

Bella grabbed Edward's arm and pulled him down. Edward fell, but inched away from Bella.

"What's wrong, honeybunch? Don't you love me?"

Edward cringed at the word "love." Then he twitched at the thought that Bella will be with him for the rest of eternity.

"Bella, what do you WANT?!" Edward asked, not caring to be polite.

"I want you to punch Luna! She was being mean to me!" Bella tattled. She pulled out her lower lip and tried to look like a puppy.

"She's the author. I can't, I don't want to, and I'm not going to."

"So there, Luna! Wait, what?!" Bella cocked her head to the side and looked at Edward.

Luna giggled, and thought up plans for tomorrow.