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"FUCK!" Ryuuko barely dodged a missile on her left. "Goddamn that crazy Satsuki bitch!"

Her morning was not off to a good start. Why the hell did Satsuki have to fall in love with Mako, of all people?!

"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Mako screamed right in her ear.

"Mako, stop it! I'm trying to save our asses here!" Ryuuko dodged a few more stray missiles as she ran super-fast on the highway. "You're not helping!"

"But I love it when we're chased by Satsuki~!" Mako piped up. "It's her way of having fun!"

"Goddamn it!" Ryuuko was propelled forward by an explosion behind her. "Jesus, what is this bitch's problem today?!"

"GIVE UP, RYUUKO! HAND OVER MAKO AND I WON'T KILL YOU!" Satsuki's voice echoed from the sky.

"FUCK YOU, YOU WINGED BITCH FROM HELL!" Ryuuko gave Satsuki the bird as she kept running. She was not letting this bitch get to her today!

"WHOOOOPIE!" Mako yelped in joy.

Satsuki seethed as she began to activate her chest lasers on her white and blue mobile armor. "PREPARE TO DIE, RYUUKO!"

Ryuuko jumped and swerved around wildly, narrowly avoiding the beams. "FUCKING HELL!"

"FASTER, RYUUKO! FASTEEEEEEER!" Mako howled like a monkey on crack. "WHEEEEEEE!"

"RYUUUUUKO!" Satsuki roared, flying towards her target.

"GODDAMNIT!" Ryuuko cursed as she came up towards her destination.

"Alright, class, let's turn to page 67 of our textbooks and-"Miss Ayumi stopped as Ryuuko crashed through the window of her classroom, holding Mako close to her body. Satsuki flew inside a second later, landing near the two and towering over them.

"All right, Ryuuko. You're finished. Give Mako to me." Satsuki glared down at her rival.

"No fucking way." Ryuuko snarled, glaring back.

"I CAME!" Mako shouted, her hands on her hips, smiling.

Everyone looked at Mako, shocked at her statement. Satsuki just merely smiled at her.

"Mako, shut the fuck up." Ryuuko groaned, annoyed.

"Don't you tell her to shut up. She doesn't deserve you." Satsuki snapped at her, and turned to gaze lovingly at the small brunette. "She deserves someone better. Someone less violent. Someone more gentle. Someone… she can rely upon."

"Someone like Hello Kitty?" Mako piped up.

"ENOUGH!" Miss Ayumi screamed, silencing the trio. " I have had it with the two of you! Miss Kiryuuin, Miss Matoi, both of you step out of the classroom."

"But what about Mako?"

"I protest! I haven't done anything wrong! I was merely trying to stop Ryuuko!"

"I. DO. NOT. GIVE. A. DAMN." Miss Ayumi growled out each and every word from her mouth. "Now both of you, stand outside so I can continue whatever's left of my lesson! And next time, Miss Kiryuuin, wear something proper instead of that gaudy, shameful outfit you have on! This is a place of education! Show some decency! And Miss Matoi, next time, stop crashing through windows and walls! The school is not your playground!"

The two girls silently skulked out of the room.

The teal-haired teacher sighed. "I swear, those two will be the death of me…"

"Um, Miss Ayumi?" Mako piped up again.

"Yes, Miss Mankanshoku?"

"I have to pee."

Miss Ayumi just sighed deeply. Why did she have to be a teacher in this school?

The end?