Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach, or any of the characters in this story
A/N: This is, as the description says, a random oneshot. Very random. If it gets good reviews though, I might extend it to become a collection of little stories :) Enjoy!
Gin looked over at the Espada sitting in front of him. They'd been here for about an hour now, and Gin was being, well, Gin. He smiled creepily at the Espada.
Grimmjow growled in annoyance. I'm going to kill this man one day…
"What's that? You want to kill me? Oh, don't worry, a lot of people do."
He frowned. How the hell did he know what I was thinking?
"I have no idea what you're thinking right now. You're like an open book."
Does he mean a 'closed' book?
"Oh yes, you're right of course. My mistake."
So he does know what I'm thinking! Grimmjow, you are a genius.
"Are you sure about that?" Gin asked slyly.
"What?"
"Sorry?"
"What am I sure about?"
"Sure about what, exactly?"
Grimmjow crushed the arm of his chair. "Gin, I swear to god, I will-"
"Kill me?"
"How the freaking hell are you doing that?!"
"Call it…a woman's intuition."
"You're not a woman!"
Gin looked surprised. "Oh. So I'm not."
I'll kill him! I'll kill him and Aizen for this!
"Are you sure that's a good idea, Grimmy?"
"I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME THAT!"
"Did you? I must not have been listening."
First, I'll wipe that stupid smirk off his stupid face, then I'll –
He stopped suddenly and shot Gin a sidelong glance.
Gin's expression never wavered.
Better continue plotting elsewhere…even Gin's telepathic now…
Gin seemed to smile a little wider.
"There! Ha! Proof!"
"Of what, Grimmjow?"
"You've been prying haven't you? You're the one who's been following me, making me so jumpy I can't turn a corner without looking behind me! I've felt like there's been this weight on me all week, and it's all been you! They called me crazy, but I knew I could feel someone watching me, and –" He looked at Gin's genuinely confused expression and wavered. "And it's not you, is it?"
Gin shook his head slowly, the grin returning to his face. "No, but I'm becoming increasingly interested in this story. Care to explain?"
Grimmjow's eyes flashed dangerously. Without saying another word, he turned and crashed through the wall, striding off in an angry blaze. Gin opened the door next to the gaping hole and peered round it curiously.
For there, on Grimmjow's back, was a small, smiling, pink-haired soul reaper. She waved at him cheerfully as Grimmjow turned the corner. Said Espada looked over his shoulder, saw Gin watching him, then walked a little quicker to get out of sight.
Gin repressed a shudder. Maybe it was better to let this one go.
A/N: Please review and let me know what you think! I'll post other Espada-related oneshots if this one seems popular :)