Well, before you read this, know that it's my first Naruto fanfic that just didn't happen to be AU. Or, Akatsuki related, for that matter. I was bored and getting ready for school when I was inspired by the loud sound of the television...I'm a little weird, okay?

Disclaimer :: I do not own Naruto or the song provided, but a girl can dream, right? D;


Hidan couldn't sleep right, and that was not making him a happy Jashinist. There was something bothering him and it just happened to be the most annoying thing in the history of annoying things. And with this, he gathered the members of the Akatsuki that he could locate, demanding to know what happened.

"Who the fuck was blasting music last night?" Hidan asked in a clear (but highly frustrated) tone.

The room that wasn't very loud before got deathly quiet upon hearing the voice of the angry silver-haired man.

"...what?" Sasori raised a brow at Hidan, who now stood with a clenched fist and gritted teeth.

"Someone's been playing some fucking music for the past few days and it's getting on my damn nerves!" Hidan yelled, a vein throbbing on his forehead. He pinched the bridge of his nose. He was getting a headache just thinking about it.

Itachi gave him a curious look, then gazed over at the others, and back to Hidan. "What kind of music?"

"Some annoying, high pitched bubble-gum shit!"

Kakuzu scoffed. "I wouldn't waste my money on stupid things like that."

"Well, wasn't me, either," said Kisame, shaking his blue head.

Itachi grunted. "Don't even look at me."

Shaking his head, Sasori said simply, "No."

A low growl was emitted through Hidan's clenched teeth, and lavender optics gazed over the group before him. "Don't lie to me--!"

His sentence was cut short by the sound of a voice, a voice that they all knew too well. It slowly moved down the hall before it got louder...

"Love love love love, lalala love shine yeahyeahyeah, Yeah! ..."

Deidara stopped when he saw the open door, and everyone staring at him. He blinked his visible eye and turned down the sound on his iPod (WTF, WHERE'D HE GET THAT? o.o), and stared at them. "What, un? Did I miss something?"

Hidan glared. "It was you?!"

"Me what, un?" Deidara asked, then looked at Sasori who's usually expressionless face practically screamed 'Run.'

The blond chuckled nervously, and Hidan's eye twitched. Then, Deidara started at a full run, but not without Hidan chasing after him angrily. "Come back, you fucking idiot! I'm just gonna kill you!"

Kakuzu looked around the quiet room, then snorted. "I'm not cleaning up his corpse."


Alright, well, that was it.

I know, not that special, I was bored and the idea popped into my head. And the song was "LoveShine" by Riyu Kosaka, or BeForU...one of the two, but I know Riyu Kosaka is associated with the song. Well, that's all! Please review~

-Revy