Misery Loves Company
Disclaimer: Ranma 1/2 belongs to Rumiko Takahashi and Negima is owned by Ken Akamatsu. If I owned them do you think I would be writing fanfics? Hell,I would be stinking rich,and try to continue on with the Ranma 1/2 series.
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Two Curses are Worse than One
A small girl is walking down an empty street followed by her taller companion. The taller girl is trying to stop her smaller companion to calm down.
"I can't believe that little brat left to look for his father in China of all places! He should know the information is false!" shouted the small girl
"Calm down mistress, he heard the information from the headmaster so it should be credible" said the tall girl with an emotionless face.
"Quiet Chachamaru, he made me go through the trouble of making him my apprentice and decides to just leave! The nerve of him..."
"Master if you don't want to be alone, why don't you ask him to stay?"
"What! I don't need him here, he's just an annoyance."
"Then why are you blushing mistresses?"
As the young girl was about to make a retort, when someone from behind her interrupted her.
"Long time, no see Evangeline-san." greeted the man. A mask hid his face, but one could tell that he was an older fellow.
"Oh, your here." bluntly stated Evangeline.
"Now, now is that any way to greet an old friend?"
"Fine 'Hello asshole.' Is that better?"
The old man chuckled to himself. "Still as fiery as ever I see."
"Yeah, yeah now, why are you here." impatiently said Evangeline
Ah yes, I almost forgot." The old man bowed. "I would like to offer a chance to join me." the old man raised his head and smiled at this.
"There no way in hell I'm joining you in one of your stupid plans!"
At that he frowned. "That's to bad," he reaches into his pocket "because you're helping whether want to or not."
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"So, Negi, why do think your father would be in China?" questioned a red haired girl with pigtails.
"According to the headmaster, he was interested in a place called 'Junsenkyo' for some reason..." the young boy named Negi replied.
Suddenly, a white ermine jumped onto Negi's shoulder.
"Yes it is odd, I don't recall him visiting China but why would the dean lie to us still, something doesn't add up, so stay on your toes Aniki."
"I will Chaomo-kun. So, what do you think Asuna-san?" asked Negi.
"Well..." said the red haired girl, " I don't know much about your father, but it's our only lead so..."
A brown haired girl spoke up.
"I think that it's true because why would grandfather tell us if it wasn't?"
"That's true, Konoka-san" said Negi.
"But ojou-sama," interrupted a black haired girl, "why did you decide to go with? It's to dangerous for you"
"Aw, See-chan, even Nodoka-san is going." said Konoka, motioning to the last girl of the group. She had violet hair with bangs that covered her eyes.
"I-I just wanted to get to know about Negi-sensei better..."said Nodoka to no one in particular.
"It's her choice if she wants to come, Setsuna-san." said Asuna.
Setsuna sighed in defeat."Fine."
"Well are we going to stand at the airport all day or are we going to go to China?" asked Negi and at that they boarded the plane.
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A black haired boy with a pigtail is seen walking is seen walking away from the beach dripping water as he walks.
"Geez pops, did we have to swim here, I mean we could have taken a boat." complained the boy
"Consider it a warm up for what lies ahead boy." stated the man.
"You were too cheap to buy tickets is what you mean." said Ranma as he rolled his eyes.
"One first needs money to be cheap with it."
"Great, but what made you decided to come here anyway?"
His father then held up a book. "I was sent this book on training grounds and the 'Junsenkyo' training grounds are the most dangerous."
"So, we're trusting a book sent to you by someone we don't know in a language we can't read about a training ground we know nothing about in a place we've never been?"
"That sounds about right." nodded his father.
"This isn't going to end well..." said Ranma with a sigh.
"Enough complaining boy, lets get going." motioned his father for them to leave.
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The group of girls and Negi arrive in China and are departing.
"Wow, this is my first time out of Japan." stated Asuna.
"Ours too." Replied everyone except two.
"Never thought we'd would come back here huh Chamo-kun?" said Negi slightly shivering.
"Y-Yeah Aniki." Said Chamo as he relived that memory.
Flashback
"Hey Aniki, how about we try driving Takamichi's car and pick up some chicks." Said Chamo.
"But won't he get mad if we take it?" he had seen what Takamichi could do to someone if they so much as scratched his precious Viper.
"C'mon Aniki, what the worst that can happen."
"But still…"
"We'll just bring it back before he notices."
Well… okay, but only for a little while."
"Yay! Okay Aniki, I'll work the pedal and you steer."
30 seconds, 8 mailboxes, 3 street lamps, and 1 house wall later…
"Wow, Aniki, Takamichi going to kill you."
"Me?! You're the one who said we should drive!"
"Yes, but you were the one steering the car."
"You wouldn't hit the brake when I said stop!" Just then, a voice came from behind.
"Negi… what happened to my car?" growled Takamichi
"Wahhh! I don't want to die yet!"
End Flashback
"I still have nightmares about that." Said Negi.
"Hey Negi, get the lead out!" yelled Asuna from far ahead.
"Coming Asuna-san!" Negi yelled as he ran towards them
"So Negi, whats so special about this Junsenkyo place anway?" asked Asuna.
"Well according to what I read, it was a training ground years ago but now it no longer used because it was so dangerous."
"What was so dangerous about it?" asked Konoka
"All the book said was that you won't leave the the same person."
"That does sound dangerous..." said Setsuna
"Well, it's not like we're going to use it." said Negi
"Thats true, Aniki." replied Chamo
"Still, I want to find out why my father was interested in it so we might have to find out more about it from a native." said Negi.
"Yes, but we don't know how to speak Chinese, so it might be a problem."
"Hmmm, I guess we could always get a translator." offered Asuna
"Yeah, that sounds like a good idea. Lets ask that guy if he knows a of a translator." offered Negi
"Escuse me sir, do you know a traslator we could.." asked Negi when the guy interupts by screaming"YOU NO WANT TRANSLATOR, YOU WANT HOTPOCKET!"(1)
"Oh god,its that crazy hotpocket guy off the chinese commercials!" Negi yells as he starts running. Unfortunatley,the guy starts following him and says "YOU NO WANT RUN AWAY, YOU WANT HOTPOCKET!"
"Asuna, help me! He trying to get me to eat those crappy hotpockets!" Yelled Negi as he ran away.
"You mean those things that give you diarrhea?" asked Asuna.
"Yes, now help me!" sreamed Negi (Cue Benny Hill music)
This goes on for a few minuites until Asuna hits the hotpocket guy with one of her deadly kicks.
"YOU WANT...HOtpockets..." and he passed out
"Finally, glad thats over." said Negi with a sigh,
"Yeah. What was with that guy anway?" asked Asuna
"He was obbsesed with something no one likes, so it's no wonder he went insane." answered Setsuna
"How can someone be obbsesed with something that bad?" asked Konoka
"He likes diarhea?" asnswered Negi
"Anyway, lets get going to the training ground." offered Asuna and so they set out.
27 minutes later...
"So is this the Junsenkyo place?" asked Konoka
"A-Acorrding to the map it is." answered Nodoka
"All I see is a bunch of springs and a bunch of bamboo poles." pointed out Asuna
"Lets go see what we can find." said Negi as they walked towards the springs. Negi stops to inspect one.
"They seem normal enough..." says Negi when he a sound from behind.
"Huh, what the?! is all he heard before a boy hit him from behind and into the spring.
When he surfaced he felt different, like his chest was slightly bigger and something was missing. When he looked to his left he saw a red haired girl. Hadn't a boy knocked him in the spring?
"What the hell!" spat the girl as she noticed her breast.
Something was definally wrong.
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(1) Look it up on the guy actually did something like this.
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First attempt at a fanfic,and also had help making it with Ranmagirl14. Criticism is welcome,and all flames will be used to light fireworks to shoot at my enemies(including the flamers themselves)
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