"Let's Only Try It Once"
Summary: While hanging out at Naruto's house, Naruto and Sasuke have a little 'talk'. Follow the secret lives of our two favorite yaoi couple. NaruSasu. Mpreg. During the Naruto Universe.
Chapter 1: Kyuubi and Naruto
Prologue:
Kyuubi's P.O.V.
The dust from the battlefield had just disappeared. The moon waded high in the night air. Debris from our battle surrounded the forest. Inside of a cage, I stood in front of two smiling adults with bushy orange tails swishing behind them. The woman had long fiery red haired that brought more attention to her ears. The other was a tan man with wild blond hair that hid his fox ears and bright blue gentle eyes. But, my eyes were drawn to the little bundle in the man's arms. I used one of my claws to gently pull back the cover and saw a lightly tanned baby with almost silver blond hair and a small orange busy tail with orange ears to match. The baby was sleeping peacefully when his father handed him to me. I was confused as I stared down at my paw. The baby was so small and light that it didn't even feel like I was holding anything.
"Please take care of our son." The blond whispered as he and his wife started to disappear.
"No need to worry, Fourth Hokage and Wife… Naruto will be in good hands… After all he is my new host." I smirked before they completely disappeared.
Now, I'm sitting in the forest destroyed because of me. A red and white kimono wrapped itself around my tanned skin. I ran a clawed hand through my long shaggy red hair. The baby started to stir, but quieted down after I used one of my nine tails to sooth the baby back to sleep. "I actually felt sorry for the kit. He's so gentle and loveable, but when people find out about me… then his life will become a living hell." After sighing again, I used my chakra to teleport us to the Hokage's office.
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I practically busted through the door of the current Hokage's office. Everyone jumped at my entrance. They weren't expecting me to show up. The man with the camera was going to shut it off until I stopped him.
"Don't turn that video camera off. I'm sure you don't wanna miss this."
"Who are you? State your business with this village and/or me." Grunted the Third Hokage.
"You know me. You all know me. Maybe not in this form, but think back to about an hour ago… I was the giant fox destroying your village." I smirked as I adjusted Naruto in my arms.
"The Nine-Tails? Why has the likes of you returned to that Leaf Village? Are you here to announce that, since the Fourth Hokage got in your way, you're back to try again?" The Third sneered.
"So pathetic."
"Relax Elder Monkey. I don't give a damn about this village or you. Now, on to the real reason as to why I'm here."
"Which is~"
"This." I moved my arm and reviled a still sleeping Naruto. "He is the Fourth's son. I was asked to take care of him, but I cannot. Not like the way you people can. So here. You take him. Feed him, change him, bathe him. You know, the works." I said as I handed him the sleeping baby.
I had just touched the door frame when the Third spoke. "I can't accept your request."
The response stopped me in my tracks. My claws made indents into the frame as I turned and glared at the white haired monkey. His tail waved calmly behind him. "Excuse me?"
"I cannot do what you have asked me." He responded again before throwing the sleeping baby toward me.
Thinking quickly, I used my eight tails to catch the infant. When Naruto started to cry, I held him in my arms until he settled down. I wanted to smile at his bright blue innocent eyes, but maintained my glare to make sure that everyone in that room knew that I meant business.
"What the hell is you're problem? First of all, you DON'T throw an INFANT. And second… WHY CAN'T YOU TAKE ON THIS RESPONSIBILITY?" I practically roared at the top of my lungs.
"It is because of what that child is." He responded.
"What he is? This child is nothing but an innocent infant whose father was the Fourth Hokage, who you all loved and respected." I argued back.
"THAT CHILD IS NOTHING BUT ANOTHER HOST FOR YOU. AND ON TOP OF THAT, HE IS ALSO THE SON OF A MAN WHO'S BEEN A THORN IN MY SIDE SINCE THE DAY HE WAS BORN!" He spat.
"THE HATRED YOU HAVE FOR THE FORTH SHOULD NOT BE PASSED ONTO HIS SON!" I growled loudly.
"Why should I raise the son of the man I hate?" He hissed.
"You're pissing me off." Our eyes glared daggers at each other forever before I sighed in defeat. "Fine. I will be the one to raise this boy until my new form forces me to leave him… Will you at least supply me with the means to take care of him?" The Hokage thought it over for a minute before sending one of the Jonin to the nursery. I waited until said Jonin handed me twenty bags full of stuff for the baby. What I couldn't carry, my tails were there to provide extra hands. Before leaving, I turned to glare at the 'man' before me while the other Jonin cowered in the corner. "I will return a week before my physical disappearance from this world. I hope that you'll be rotting in your grave by then." And with that, I stormed out of the office with Naruto and the supplies in hand.
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"There. There. Relax child. I'm here. Look. Here's a nice warm bottle of milk." I cooed at the crying infant before feeding him.
I had Naruto in my arms, an opened baby book on two of my tails, and the supplies were spread around the tree stump I sat on. "This parenting thing isn't for me." I had to teach myself how to raise this little person, who is now totally dependent on me. I read the book with great intent. It helped… only whenNaruto acted like a general baby.
Once Naruto finished the bottle, I burped him and placed him in my lap. His inquisitive eyes searched my red orbs. I studied this little person with a smile when the baby laughed and reached for my clawed fingers. I was hesitant at first, but after he kept a tight grip on my finger, I felt happiness pour off of the child and into me. He waved my finger with all his might, marveling at the differences between the two hands. He quietly sucked on his other fist as he continued to play with my finger. The smile on my face disappeared as I thought about what the future would hold for this new born.
"He'll be alone. No parents. No friends. No support. He'll have me, but to be honest… It would probably be better if he was alone. His father didn't want Naruto to carry on his name. It may hurt the poor boy, but it's for the best. His father knew that he had enemies and he didn't want them to get to Naruto. I wonder if he knew that one of his greatest enemies was right under his nose?"
"Don't do that." I lightly smiled as I pulled my long hair from Naruto's hold. The baby started to whimper once my hair was out of his reach. "Come on. It's time for bed." I whispered as I picked him and the supplies up and climbed the truck of the nearest tree, using only my chakra.
I hung the stuff from different branches before clutching Naruto to me. He eventually nuzzled into my chest and dozed off. That night, I thought about the situation I was in and about the future before falling asleep myself.
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"Uncle Kyuubi. When are we going to go hunting for dinner?" A hyper seven year old blond boy asked with a huge smile.
"Actually, I'm the one that's going to do the hunting tonight. I have to go somewhere in a minute, but you know what to do while I'm gone…right?"
"YEP! I have to stay hidden in the trees and mask my scent until you return." He cheered with his bushy tail swaying eagerly behind him and orange ears perked on top of his head.
"Good boy. Now go and hide. I'll be back in a little bit. Be good Kit." I smiled.
"Bye-bye Uncle Kyuu!" He smiled as he started his task. I waited until his scent was gone before I left him in the forest and began my journey into the Leaf Village.
Over the course of seven years, I watched and helped the helpless infant grow into a fun loving young boy. Not a day goes by without me smiling at some point of the day. That boy makes me so proud. I still remember all the toys I carved out of wood for him, using only my nails. I taught him all kinds of survival and fighting techniques. He's a tough kid. He barely cries anymore. I taught him how to read and write. His penmanship could use some work, but then again… he's only been writing in dirt. He's learning so fast and has ton of potential. After I'm gone… he'll be alright.
"Damnit."I hissed as I felt myself slipping away.
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"Oh, you're back. Seven years later…" The Third growled as he looked up from his documents.
"And you're still living. How unfortunate. Well, at least now I won't feel so bad about missing your funeral." I smirked as I leaned against the door frame. "I see you kept my indents in your door frame. Did you think of me whenever you looked at these?" I laughed as I played with the carvings.
"Hokage-sama. Who is that?" A red haired Jonin bird asked as he backed against the wall.
"Yes. His chakra levels are off the charts." A white haired Jonin cheetah commented.
"This being is nothing special." Hissed the Third.
"Awe. No need to be modest. Now… why don't you dismiss these two so that we can… 'chat'." I smirked while flicking the dirt from under my nails. Said Hokage did as I asked and dismissed the two Jonin. I watched the trembling bodies exit the room before I called out to them. "Oh, by the way… tell ANYONE that you saw me… You'll die before you realize it." They allowed my words to trickle in their veins before they scurried down the hallway. "They're fun. Do you have fun with them?" I teased.
"What do you want?"
"It's about Naruto. It's been seven years. I have raised this boy to the best of my abilities. My body is starting to disappear. I only have a week left. So, I came here to ask you again… Will you raise Naruto Uzumaki?"
I stared into his eyes with my hands gripping the edges of his desk. "I will not raise him. I will merely watch over him." He responded.
"You're frustrating. Can you at least provide shelter for the boy?"
He searched through a few documents and signed some more before handing me a key. "Here is the key to an emptied apartment just down the road. That will be his shelter." The old monkey said with boredom in his tone.
I felt anger boil inside of me before I grabbed him by his robes. "Listen to me, you wrinkled old monkey… Within the next week, my body will completely disappear and that boy will be alone. He is the Fourth Hokage's and my son. If he EVER sheds a tear because of this village… I will force myself from my cage and back into my giant fox form. I will slaughter this village and everyone who lives here before you could even blink. Oh, and don't let the village confuse Naruto with me. He is a sweet boy while I'm… I'm just a demon. He is far from what I am… Remember that…" I growled in his face before I threw him back in his chair and snatched the key from his desk.
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"Hi Uncle Kyuu! Did you have fun where ever you went?" Naruto smiled at me.
"No… Hey Naruto. There's something important I need to tell you~"
"You know what Uncle Kyuu… You're the only other person I've ever met. Thank you. I think I would've been alone if you weren't here. I don't wanna be alone Uncle Kyuu." Naruto turned toward me with little tears in his eyes.
I picked him up and held him close to my chest, trying to sooth away his tears. "Thank you for letting an old demon hear those words. Naruto… listen. Uncle Kyuubi has to go away next week. I won't be here physically, but I will always be within you. If you ever need me… just call… I'll answer every time. Don't cry. Come on… let's go to our new home." With a still crying small boy in my arms, I made my way to the house.
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The apartment was small and livable. Just perfect for Naruto to live in. For the next week, I spent almost every minute teaching Naruto how to adapt to this new way of living. He caught on pretty quickly. I was so proud.
On my last night, I read Naruto his favorite book before tucking him in. The boy looked so peaceful as he curled under the blankets. I stretched before looking out of his bedroom window and down at the sleeping village with a sneer. "You better take care of my boy LEAF… Or else you'll go through twice the hell I put you through the first time."
I almost jumped out of my skin when I felt something grab onto my Kimono. I turned around and saw a sleeping Naruto holding the cloth. He had his thumb in his mouth, his ears were flat against his head and the pillow, his tail was wrapped around his waist, and to top off the cute picture, a little trail of drool leaked down his chin. I smiled before lying down on the other side of the bed, kiss his forehead, close my eyes, and wait for my body to completely disappear back into Naruto's body.