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BTW: Emily is Lily's best friend and James's cousin. If you want to know more about her, read Things You Don't Want to Know, and Probably Shouldn't.

"... as we frolicked through the field, his sexy black hair billowing in the wind-"

"How does that sound to you, Lily?" Dumbledore asked her.

Lily's head snapped up, awakening from her daydream. "Uh, great, sure!"

All the Heads were staring at her, including one raven-haired, hazel-eyed someone.

Dumbledore's eyes twinkled. "It's settled then!" he clapped his hands together. "Your first class will begin at ten thirty tomorrow morning."

Everyone filed out of the room. James smirked as he and Lily walked down the corridor.

"You didn't get any of that, did you?"

Lily's eyes shifted. "Of course I did!"

"And that's why you were gawking at me the whole time?"

"I was not!"

"Okay then, what was the meeting about?"

"Err..."

"That's what I thought."

"Git,"

A minute past, neither of them speaking.

"So, wanna know what you missed?" James asked.

"It might be helpful..."

"Well, basically we're teaching sex. ed. to third years."

Lily stopped walking.

"And you let me agree to that?!"

James shrugged.

They continued walking.

"Will bananas be involved?"

"Probably."

Lily hit herself on the forehead, while James said "pumpkin-mint pie" to the fat lady.

As the portrait hole swung open, their situation didn't improve. Emily and Sirius were entangled on one of Lily's favorite squishy armchairs.

Without hesitation, the enraged redhead fumed over to her friend, and her friends significant other.

"AGUMENTI!"

Sirius tumbled to the floor as Emily screamed.

"Bloody hell Lily! Give us a warning next time!" Sirius said, standing up and wiping the water from his face.

"It's not like you and Prongs don't get it on when our backs are turned."

"You wanna see getting it on?! YOU WANNA SEE GETTING IT ON?!" Lily proceeded to throw herself at James.

James, surprised at Lilly's abrupt change of attitude, didn't object when she malled him.

"Ahh! My eyes! It burns!"

The next moment, Lily was slapping James across the face.

"Bloody hell!"

"Why didn't you stop me?!" Lily shouted.

"His raging hormones wouldn't let him," Emily said, running to restrain Lily.

"What am I supposed to do when you throw yourself at me like that?" James asked her.

"Errg! I was obviously trying to get a point across to your prat of a friend over there!"

"Excuse me! I do have a name!" Sirius interjected.

"Shut up Sirius!" Lily managed to shout before storming up to her dormitory.

"What's her problem?" Sirius asked Emily.

Emily rolled her eyes before following Lily.

James looked at Sirius. Sirius shrugged.

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