Disclaimer: I don't own them; I'm just obsessed with them.
Warnings: boy love! A Shizuki/Umeda oneshot, mostly fluffy some lime-y-ish-ness and suggestive themes. Rating mostly for safety and possible language.
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Shizuki was like a kitten, a shy kitten one so incredibly adorably that you couldn't resist grabbing it and petting it in your cradled arms, and even though the kitten would act scared and wriggle to get out of your arms you could still feel it purring.
That's what Umeda thought to himself while lighting up a cigarette. He stared out across the room at Shizuki who was hard at work filling out some paperwork Umeda was to lazy to fill out himself. He looked so innocent and cute, it was driving Umeda mad. Though he had to admit he admired him in other ways as well. He'd come back from America and taken a job with a man (himself of course) of whom he was terrified just to insure the protection of his sister. That at least deserved respect.
His homophobia had been both an annoyance and an amusement, Shizuki was not a hateful person he was literally afraid of gay people the way some are afraid of snakes or of heights. Having an assistant had turned out to be more like having a guard, which is what Umeda suspected his superiors really wanted Shizuki to be. They wanted someone to keep an eye on him, to make sure he didn't decide to just take a holiday midday and leave, to put a stop to his Alcoholic tastes while he was working and to get him to make a good example and stop smoking on school grounds. Unfortunately for those higher up's none of his behavior stopped, all Umeda had to do whenever Shizuki tried to put him in line was threaten him with a kiss.
Just then Shizuki sniffed the air and lifted his head in Umeda's direction.
"Come on, Umeda please just put it out." Shizuki asked knowing that demanding would get him no where fast. Umeda just stared at him while taking along drag of his cigarette.
"Please I can't think with all that smoke!" Shizuki argued
'He looks incredibly cute when he's angry' Umeda thought to himself still smoking of course.
"Stop staring at me like that." Shizuki muttered blushing and looking of to the side embarrassed. Which just added fuel to Umeda's imagination.
"Stop It!" Shizuki yelled at Umeda who was still smoking and staring at Shizuki.
"The smoking or the staring?" Umeda asked innocently.
"Both!!" Shizuki shouted at him.
Umeda just chuckled to himself a little.
"Y'know you look really cute when you're angry." Umeda stated simply. Enjoying the shade of red Shizuki managed to turn.
"y-you s-sh-sh-shut up!" Shizuki stuttered out trying to sit up straighter.
"I don't know why you seem so surprised, I'm quite positive one of the first things I told you was that I liked you and would probably try to get into pants. That is what I said isn't it?" Umeda asked snuffing out his cigarette.
"Yeah b-but-" Shizuki shivered visibly
"But what? Did you think I was kidding Shizuki?" Umeda asked him stand up out of his chair.
"Umm, uh- no-I-that is-I thought" Shizuki mumbled incoherently as Umeda approached his desk and sat on it directly in front of Shizuki and right on top of his work.
"What are you doing?!" Shizuki asked inching his chair away from the desk to give Umeda room.
"I'm sitting on your desk, which is technically my desk since it's my office." Umeda answered simply.
"Well uh' yeah you do that I'll just go sit over there" Shizuki said getting out of his seat hastily. It was a bad move on his part, in a blink of an eye Umeda was in his chair and pulled Shizuki onto his lap and had him in a vice grip and continued to talk in his ear.
"You're really adorable you know; you're like a kitten." Umeda said thinking out loud.
" Thanks, now will you please let me go!" Shizuki said his voice an odd mix of anger and sarcasm.
"Why on Earth would I want to do that?" Umeda asked. Deciding to take advantage of his position he slipped his hand up Shizuki's un-tucked shirt making Shizuki freeze with shock of what he was doing. Then Shizuki struggled to get away but Umeda held him tight showing him who was the stronger of the two, before releasing him. Shizuki jumped up and away from Umeda.
"What's wrong with you-you!!!" Shizuki couldn't find the words but spat the 'you' as if it were all the curse he'd need. Umeda just smiled unfazed by his reaction.
"Why would you do that!! You-!" Umeda silenced his protests with a kiss. A kiss different from before, this kiss was long and passionate; Umeda slipped one hand behind Shizuki's head so he couldn't easily pull away and the other hand was around his waist pulling him close as possible it was as intimate as possible Umeda could feel Shizuki's heart racing in his chest and his whole body heating up in reaction to him. Umeda suddenly pulled away leaving Shizuki standing alone stunned just as the last bell of the day rang freeing the students from class.
Umeda had decided that Shizuki was way better than any kitten.
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