"Ah, yes", thought Hannibal the animal cannibal. "Will will come here at will and will eat the human organs I prepared for today."
Hannibal rejoiced at this thought. Because Will was going to be at his house soon, and he had prepared some kick ass food for the occasion. He rented some fancy tuxedo to look hot for him, since he was looking to get the D.
Will knocked on his door. "What a fucking idiot, why doesn't he just ring the doorbell?" thought Hannibal as he licked his salty hand and ran it through his hair.
"Just a minute" said the cannibal in that sexy voice of his. Will probably had a boner already.
The sexy motherfucker opened his door.
"Hello, Will" he said, while feeling the temptation to grab Will's ass. "How are you today, my friend?"
"Uhm, good" said Will. He was looking so motherfucking fine with those glasses and that jacket that looked like something Dean Winchester would wear. Hannibal took the jacket and threw it on his couch, after smelling it. He felt his cock get hard.
"Over here, Will" He led Will to his table and brought the food.
"What's this?"
Hannibal said some fancy shit in french that Will didn't understand.
"Oh, sounds tasty" said the asshole. It was probably French for some body part that Will was eating.
"Will, I want to fuck you over this dinner table" said Hannibal with his sexy voice.
"Oh, good, me too"
And just like that they were fucking over the dinner table. Will kept kicking the plates, which made Hannibal very fucking upset. Those were expensive fucking dishes, you little cunt. But Hannibal got really fucking mad when Will kicked his apple juice. And if there's one thing that I've learned is that…
You don't fuck with Hannibal's apple juice.
Hannibal (who was on top, duh) punched the little shit right in his face, breaking his nose.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?" Will yelled, confused as fuck.
"Many things" replied Hannibal, cool as a cucumber. "Like the fact that I usually eat people"
At that very moment, Will came. I guess cannibals turned him on? In any case, that made will freak the fuck out a little bit more.
"YOU MEAN YOU'RE THE-"
"Yes, you fucking moron. But can we talk about this later? I really wanna suck your dick right now"
And so Hannibal went down on Will, who was getting hotter and hotter. And before he knew it, Hannibal tore his whole fucking dick off using nothing but his teeth. Naturally, Will began to bleed out and died screaming, while Hannibal laughed his ass off. You gotta admit, the situation was pretty funny. Hannibal spit out the dick right in his dinner table and disposed of the body.
He then proceeded to cook Will's cock, and ate it with a side of fries and some apple juice.
It tasted really good.