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- Chapter 1 -
My name is Corrina Darknessil Dawnchild Crowvaine Sequelostia. My siblings, maids, and butlers, however, call me Corrin for short. I have long ivory hair, it reaches down to my butt and is so, so curly that Jakob spends days on days combing it and making sure it is perfect. I have two older siblings and two younger siblings. Xander is the old hottie DILF that sometimes trains me so I can be stronger than he is and Camilla is the babe MILF and damn I am so much like them, it isn't even a joke. Hot, secxy, and smart. Leo is my baby brother, he's supposed to be super smart and talented, but he is totes my baby brother and I am so much more superior and smarter. Our little sunshine, next to me ofc course, is Elise. She's little and adorable and little. I've been reading and sharing the latest Gothu Magezien from all the way from Not Hoshido, because we can't habe hoshidan propua=gunda, in our castles now, and we are totes twinsies in fashion. I have long p[erfect eyelashes and I have a nice boob set and my black mascara and eyeliner never run out so I always look perfects and good.
I was having the nicest gothic dream of my happy goth family with Goth King Daddy Garon and totally goth NOT-mom Iago ruling over the continent and Xander and Camilla and me and Leo and Elise eating so many yummy foods and drinking all the fizzy drinks. I also dreamt of a lobster and pineapple, but I think that was a part of dessert and I'm totally elegant goth and I don't like dessert and sweets except for chocolate and candy.
So like. That was the dream but my stupid twinsies maids woke me up with their icy hands. I wish I had icy pale skin like them, but at least they don't have my gothic red beautiful eyes, right? Man I love my eyes and totally elvish ears. Maybe I should dye my hair black. I could do that and more, and Jakob would still love me and my hair and my skin and my manners and yeah.
"It's time to wake up, my lord."
I slapped Felicia and asked for five more minutes, but Gunter looked like he was going to burn my room so I slapped him too and gave him the middle finger. Jakob is the only one that understands my dark, depressed beautiful heart.
AN: Someone call the copyright police, we have a serious case of plagiarism of the actual plot of Fire Emblem Fates.