Dear Diary,
Rin keeps trying to roll me over with the Roda Roller! She's so mean to me! And and and and Miku tried to hit me with a leek and then Meiko tried to hit me with a bottle while calling me BaKaito! I hate women! But that doesn't mean I like Len, he's way to uke! But then again if I were with Gakupo I'd never be able to be seme! Grrr Why am I even writing this!?
Oh Diary, you're my only friend, will you let me be seme? No, what! You're just a diary you don't get to choose this kind of thing! Wait I was just kidding, don't leave! Oh wait…you don't have legs, do you?
Anyways today was horrible! Meiko was mad at me today, really, really mad! I can sorta understand why though, because yesterday I was running like two hours late for our date and so she thought I stood her up and she left. Then when I got home she slapped me, but then Gakupo told her to stop and then Gakupo and Luka started fighting because Luka said I deserved it and then Gakupo got all depressed because Luka was mad at him! I think he might have even cried.
And you could tell Luka felt kinda bad about it, but it wasn't like she was gonna apologize so she just ate some tuna and felt better!
But then Meiko started to cry so Haku tried to cheer her up by bringing sake, but then Meiko just got mad and started to beat me up again! But I guess Rin was in a good mood because she told Meiko she'd take care of me. I thought she was going to give me ice cream or something, but instead she told me she wanted to go outside and play with me! I was really happy 'cause Rin never wants to play with me, but then as soon as we got outside she ran me over with the roda roller and Meiko beat me up some more!
I hate my life
With love,
Kaito Shion
P.S. I want AISU!!!