Sweets
This one-shot the product of a challenge from Kakashi's-First-Kiss (whom this fic is dedicated to) under the theme 'Deidara-as-the-cutest-uke-in-the-world'
in a SasoDei pairing, with a boat-load of fluff, so enjoy! Some manga spoilers.
Deidara introduces his Danna to the joys of sweets.
I do not own Naruto, if I did, then Sakura would be dead; the Akatsuki's plan would have been completed because of better time-management and executive organizational skills, Haku would still be alive, Orochimaru would be less…you pick a word to describe him, and Gaara would still be bad-ass.
Akatsuna no Sasori was walking down a hallway in the Akatsuki's hideout, he and Deidara had returned from a rather long and tiring mission and he was looking forward to relaxing, and maybe working on a puppet. The other members of Akatsuki were out on missions as well, the Puppet Master knew for a fact that only Leader and his blue haired partner, whom everyone just referred to as 'Aoi', were still at the base, and they were also rather busy, looking over the scroll for a particularly nasty jutsu Itachi had come up with.
When the red-haired ex-Sand-nin reached his room he was rather surprised to find Deidara waiting for him, his blonde partner was seated rather comfortably on the chair by his desk, somehow the Iwa-nin had gotten hold of a box of candies, and had decided to enjoy them in the Puppet Master's room. The little blonde was leaning back in the chair, eyes shut, and the cutest expression on his face, a mix of pure ecstasy and child-like glee.
Sasori just stood in the doorway, silently masking his presence and listening to the near-orgasmic purring coming from the blonde. He'd had no idea about his partner's love of sweets, he filed the little piece of information away in a mental file marked 'Dei-chan'.
He cleared his throat, making Deidara aware of his presence, the blonde's eyes snapped open and he jumped up from the chair, running over to Sasori and glomping him.
"Danna!" was Deidara's gleeful cry. The ex-Stone ninja pulled the Puppet Master into his room. Sasori managed to disengage his hand from Deidara's and settle himself on his bed, the blonde artist hurried over to Sasori's desk and grabbed the box of candy, settling himself on the edge of the bed next to Sasori.
"Sasori-Danna, have some, un!" Deidara said as he pushed the box of sweets in the red-head's direction.
Sasori shook his head.
"I don't really care for sweets." He responded to Deidara's offer.
Deidara frowned slightly before he got a mischievous gleam in his eye. The blonde picked a piece of candy and popped it in his mouth, a smile curling his lips as he sucked on it slowly, letting the chocolate melt. Then the ex-Stone-nin leaned forward and kissed Sasori, the startled red-head gasped and Deidara took full advantage of his lapse in guard and slid his candy-coated tongue into Sasori's mouth, making sure the Puppet Master fully tasted the sweets he had eaten.
Sasori snapped out of his shock and began to combat Deidara's tongue with his own, he pulled the blonde closer to himself, running a hand through his thick hair and pulling it from its usual high ponytail. He pushed the blonde onto his back on the bed, letting his cloak fall from his shoulders and onto the floor as he straddled the ex-Stone-nin, dominating the little blonde's mouth and letting his hands roam all over his body. Deidara broke the kiss and took in some greatly needed oxygen.
Sasori looked down at the flushed and panting blonde, a wicked smile curving his lips, causing Deidara to shiver.
"We're going to need some more sweets."
The End
So, what did you think? Fluff enough? (Hehe, I made a rhyme)
R&R please! Flames will be used to heat Akatsuki's lair during the winter.