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Lucas Grabeel was on the phone with his gal pal Ash Tiz.

"I can't believe he broke up with meee," Lucas Grabeel wailed into his pink Sidekick.

Ashley Tisdale, who was quite uninterested, mustered up a smidge of feigned sympathy and sighed into the phone. "You're better off without him." Then she said in a bitchy tone, "He was only perfect."

Lucas Grabeel groaned and cried, "I knowwwww. Come now, I need my Tiz-tiz!"

"I'm on my way!" Ashley Tisdale said breathlessly, sounding empathetic.

Lucas Grabeel moaned and slumped down onto the kitchen floor, not caring that his shortie kimono was riding high up on his thighs and wiped at his mascara-streaked face.

After a short while, Ashley Tisdale burst through the door like a super hero and said, "No fear, Ash Tiz is here!"

Lucas Grabeel could hear as her high-heels clicked along the marble floor and lunged out at her legs, latching onto them and sobbing heavily into her skinny jeans.

"You have nothing to fear, but being alone for the rest of your life," Ashley Tisdale reminded him, enunciating the last few words, followed by a small condescending giggle.

Lucas Grabeel wailed louder and his grip tightened.

Ashley Tisdale bent down and patted his head gingerly. "Does Bumbly-wumbly want a snacky-wacky? To make him feel betta-WETTA?"

Lucas Grabeel flung himself onto his back and pouted. "Yes."

Ashley Tisdale enthusiastically swung around and was facing Lucas Grabeel's maid, Marta. She cocked her head and sneered, "Move. Comprendae?"

The elderly Hispanic woman burst into tears and ran away.

Ashley Tisdale sashayed her white ass over to the refrigerator and took out the break-apart cookie dough, coveted among the teen dating world. She broke off four, put them on a plate and popped them into the microwave for exactly one minute and thirty seconds. Meanwhile, she prepared two glasses of milk and took out two forks. When it was done, she placed the hot cookie dough onto the counter top while reaching down and picking up Lucas Grabeel's scrawny body with one hand so he was now lurched over the plate.

As they ate the treat, Lucas poured his heart out about his now new EX-boyfriend. Ashley Tisdale pretended to listen, while inside enjoying the sight of him such a state. This made her self-confidence sky rocket.

After they were done, Ashley Tisdale discreetly clacked her way to the bathroom and threw up.

Lucas Grabeel felt a small tinge of joy at seeing his friend showing her insecurities and let out a small evil chuckle for the first time in hours.

Upon her return, Ashley Tisdale cooed, "Are you feeling better, Schnucky-wookumz?"

"Yes, I'm no longer sad," Lucas said. "But now I'm angry."

So they formed a brilliant plan involving a phone and clever, witty words. They were going to PRANK call his ex-BOYFRIEND.

Lucas Grabeel grabbed Ashley Tisdale's phone and dialed his number.

"Hello?" A masculine voice answered the phone.

Lucas Grabeel was overcome with a sudden anxiety attack. "Hello?" He murmured back.

"Uh, Lucas…?" His ex-boyfriend said into the phone.

"Um, no, is your fly down?" Lucas Grabeel stammered.

Lucas Grabeel's ex-boyfriend replied, "No… It isn't."

"Oh, okay. Bye," Lucas Grabeel said and hung up, feeling distraught.

"…Oh, that was really good," Ashley Tisdale encouraged.

Lucas Grabeel pouted and fluttered away to his Dance Room.

Ashley Tisdale shuffled after him.

When they entered the room, Ashley Tisdale strutted over to the boom-box and put on Aly & AJ's "Potential Breakup Song," and started to dance. "C'mon! This is such a great song!" She called out to Lucas Grabeel.

Lucas Grabeel pulled himself away from his problems for a moment to look at Ashley Tisdale. With extreme excitement he screamed, "HEY! What's that dance you're doing there? What's that called?!"

She smirked coyly at him. "Oh? This? It's called… the CRIP WALK"

Lucas Grabeel gaped.

"I can teach you how!" Ashley Tisdale exclaimed.

They spent HOURS working on it. Lucas Grabeel was almost at the point of exhaustion; He was going to faint. Finally, Ashley Tisdale screamed, "EUREKA! YOU'RE DOING IT! You're really doing it!!!!!"

Lucas Grabeel was so excited. "I'm going to Crip Walk all the way to my ex-boyfriend's house and. Win. Him. Back!!"

Ashley Tisdale clapped her hands together excitedly, the way girls do. "But, first! I have to make you brootiful!" She shoved Lucas Grabeel out of the Dance Room and into his bedroom, onto his bed. She examined his skin under a lit-magnified glass. "Hmm. There's a nasty blackhead," She mused, slipping on a pair of latex gloves and began squeezing at the dirt-filled pore. Harder and harder until… Mary-Kate Olsen burst out of it.

Ashley Tisdale shrieked and began bludgeoning her with a high-heel while screaming, "OUT, OUT, OUT!"

Mary-Kate Olsen was defeated and schlumped away.

Ashley Tisdale then started to apply his make-up. First, she applied iridescent hot pink eye shadow all over his eyelid, up to his brow bone. She then highlighted the lid with a pale, shimmery, peach hue. The final touch on his eye makeup was to apply the pale lilac and fuchsia glittered eyelashes. A little blush, a little bronzer, and some clear lip-gloss and his face was ready to go.

Lucas Grabeel slipped out of his shortie kimono and put on a white wife-beater tank-top, cargo shorts, CHINESE slippers with socks, and his lucky fedora. He was ready on the outside but on the inside he suddenly collapsed into a nervous wreck. "I can't do it!" He screamed, scampering out of his room and down the hall, Ashley Tisdale not far behind. He disappeared into a room, slamming the door in Ashley Tisdale's face. It was the only door Ashley Tisdale hadn't ever seen the other side of in Lucas Grabeel's house.

She swung the door opened hard to see Lucas Grabeel making hamster faces and running feverishly in a gigantic human-sized hamster wheel, squeaking and making various hamster noises. Ashley Tisdale screamed in terror. "Get off of there right now, you're not a hamster!"

Lucas Grabeel reduced to a puddle of tears. "I knowww," He wailed.

After a short Tisdale-family pep-talk, Lucas Grabeel was again, ready to face his ex-beau.

Ashley Tisdale seized him by the back of his shirt and forced him out of the house, saying dramatically, "GO! Go, now! Or you'll forever regret it."