So I got prompted to write a Hetalia-Avengers Crossover.
Cast of Characters:
Captain America-America(duh)
Iron Man-Prussia
The Incredible Hulk-Canada
Thor-Sweden
Hawkeye-England
Black Widow-Belarus
Phil Coulson-China
Nick Fury-Germany
And the Humans, what can they do but burn.
Arthur Kirkland was used to observing things; he had always been good at it. Always know when his brothers were in trouble or his absent mother was on a new drug. That's why SHIELD wanted him in the first place, that and he always hit his target. Except for when he let one go.
It was his observation skills that they wanted now. Something about watching this glowing cube until it did something. All Kirkland wanted was a good cup of tea, and maybe some scones. He was just about to come down from his hiding spot when something happened. He didn't know what it was, but it got the scientists going. They started evacuation five minutes later.
"Talk to me Doctor." Beilschimdt's boots stomped into the room.
"The Tesseract is misbehaving." Dr. von Bock responded tiredly. When he first began working he was full of energy, giddy even; a regular kid in a candy store.
"That's not funny; this is no time to joke, Doctor." Ludwig Beilschimdt wasn't known for his sense of humour; or patience for that matter.
"Where is Kirkland?"
"The hawk? In his nest." Arthur cringed at the name given to his hiding spot.
"Agent Kirkland, get down here. I sent you here to keep an eye on things."
"I see better from a distance." And that was true, whenever his mother and brothers started to fight, he climbed up his tree. Looking in through the window he always had a better insight.
"Well have you seen anything that could have caused the Tesseract to act like this?"
"No one came or went, the place is clean, no technology to interfere with it. Nothing on this end is doing it."
"What do you mean, 'on this end'?"
"Well the cube is a doorway to space, yeah? Doors open from both sides." Arthur couldn't help tacking on the No-Shit-Sherlock look at the end, and his luck must have run out because Beilschimdt was just about to say something when the cube spurted out more energy.
It pulsed for a moment before becoming a concentrated beam. The beam focused on the other end of the lab. A portal opened and a figure appeared a figure that seemed to be holding something.
The figure stood slowly, rolling his shoulders. The something in his hands turned out to be a battle axe.
"Sir, please put down the axe" Beilschimdt may have been a brilliant agent but sometimes he could be so stupid. Like when he asked this person to put down his axe, even though he seemed very attached to it.
The man just looked at Beilschimdt, his maniacal smile a silent taunt. He was wearing a black overcoat with the cuffs rolled up to the wrist revealing the inside fabric to be red. Black pants, boots, gloves, and a small hat perched on his spiky blond hair completed the outfit.
With only the grin melting from his face as a warning, he sprang at Beilschimdt. Kirkland pulled him down before they were killed. The man shot two agents with a beam that looked eerily like the Tesseract before turning and slicing a few more with the blade of his axe. Bullets seemed to have no effect on this guy; Kirkland would just have to take him down with hand-to-hand combat.
Never had Kirkland seen such destruction come from one man. Another blast sent him flying into the wall. Running footsteps behind him alerted him to his attacker. His swinging fist was caught in an inhuman grip, the man twisting his arm with incredible force. Arthur met the man's pale blue eyes.
"You have heart." The man said before touching the tip of his axe to Kirkland's chest.
"I am Matthias of Asgard." Was the last thing Arthur Kirkland heard before he was plucked out of his mind and something else was put in.