Okay, so this is a new/old story that I've been debating with myself about whether or not to post it and guess what, I won! Now this is posted and I finally get to edit this old thing!

So, enjoy, review, and EAT BUBBLEGUM!

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Chapter One: One the road

"Sam! Hurry up, let's go!" Mico shouted as she climbed into the huge bus-like vehicle. "I'm coming, I'm coming." I grumbled as I lugged my suitcase down the driveway. Once I finally got the heavy thing in my room, I went out into the human quarters. "Phew!" I said as I plopped down on the couch with Mico. "So the Bot's and Con's finally decided to take MECH down together?" Mico nodded, "Yep." I crossed my hands behind my head and relaxed. "Humph." She looked up from her Slash Monkey magazine, "What?" I turned my head and smiled at her, "Nothing, just curious if any fights are going to blow up." She laughed.

: You all set?: Mrs. Darby called over the intercom. The four of us shouted back in unison, "Yes!" We felt the lurch of the majorly oversized RV pulled out of my drive way. I relaxed once again and slowly drifted off to sleep.

When I woke up, I saw Mico leaning over me about to poke me in the face and smiled, "A little late Mico." She pouted. :Alright kids, we're here at the roundevous point. After here there won't be frequent stops: Agent Fowler called out over the intercom. I went over to the side door and opened it before the four of us piled out into the grassy meadow. Jack's mom came out in front of us and glanced at her watch, "Okay, so we're about twenty ahead of schedule so go ahead and play a game if you want." We all nodded as she left. "Hey, guys. I got an idea, how about we play a game of tag?" They nodded and came over to me, "Okay, so tagger goes to one end of the field while the runnees go to the other end."

They nodded and left while I stayed. "Ready?" I called over to them. They nodded, "Set, GO!" I ran straight towards Jack as he started running away from me. I smiled and sped up before I dove for him and tagged his leg. "Haha! I'm still faster than you Jacky boy!" I jumped off the ground and tore off towards Mico and Raf. "Hey kids! I got something for you!" We all stopped running and looked over at Mrs. Darby and saw the four kites she was holding up. Two jets, a dragon, and a parrot. I ran over and grabbed the dragon before shouting over my shoulder, "Thanks Mrs. Darby!" I ran away from the tree line and tossed it into the air.

I was having fun until 10 min. later I heard Mico shout and I looked over at her just in time to see her jet fly into a tree top. I pulled my kite over to them and saw the others going over to her. Raf adjusted his glasses as he looked at the string, "Try tugging on it." Mico grabbed the string and lightly tugged on it before she jerked it. Snap! "Uh-oh..." She trailed off as the line went slack. I gave Raf my kite before bending over and taking off my socks and shoes. Jack came over to me and looked down at what I was doing, "What are you doing?" "I'm going to go get Mico's kite down." I scanned the row of pines and saw her kite's tail fluttering in the wind.

I nodded to myself and took off running for the tree line. Reaching the base of the tree, I leapt for the branch closest to the ground. Catching it with my left hand, I brought my bare feet up against the rough bark and pushed myself up. Halfway up the tree, I heard Mico call out my name. Making my way towards a spot void of branches, I looked down at the ground and saw her pointing back at our transportation. "What is it Mico?" "The Bot's just got here Sam." "Okay! I've almost got your kite." I climbed up to another branch and looked around. The kite was just a branch above me. I slowly stood up and started edging out towards it. I finally was able to grab the kite, but its string was stuck on a branch farther out.

I stopped and looked down for our robot buddies. I saw Optimus looking around, "Where's Sam?" I let go of the branch with both hands and swung downward holding onto the branch with my legs. I cupped my hands next to my mouth, "I'm up here Optimus!" He looked up and saw me hanging from the tree, "Sam! What are you doing up there?" I reached out and jerked Mico's kite out and tossed it down to her. "There you go Mico!" She smiled, "Thanks Sam!" I smiled and waved at her from my upside down position, "You're welco- ahh!" I was cut off as the branch I was hanging on splintered into a million pieces.

"Sam!" I flailed my arms as I fell towards the ground. Out of the corner of my eyes, I saw an alien aircraft that registered to be Cybertronian flew under me. "Ommf!" The wind was knocked out of me as I landed on my stomach, hard. I groaned and saw that Megatron had caught me and was slowly gliding towards the ground. He landed and I jumped off. I went over as Optimus came forward and the Decepticons emerged from behind the trees. Megatron went face to face with Optimus as the Cons lined up behind him and the Bots lined up behind Optimus.

"I, Optimus Prime, swear to join forces with the Decepticons to stop and destroy the evil forces of MECH." As he said it, Optimus stretched his servo out to Megatron. Megatron looked at his servo before looking back at Prime and grabbing his servo with his. "I Megatron accept this proposal and will join you against MECH." 5 min. later Mrs. Darby stuck her head out of the vehicles window, "Alright everybody. Pile in we've still got a ways to go." The four of us ran inside and sat down at one of the tables for the humans and started playing a game of poker. The prize was a bag of Mico's Sour Patch kids. As we played, Optimus, Starscream, and Megatron sat on the couch behind us and were watching us.

Meanwhile, Bulkhead and Breakdown were having an honest arm wrestling contest, so far it was a tie. Arcee and Airachnid were striking up a friendly conversation while 'Bee and Knockout were playing a racing game on the X-box. "Sam, you in or out?" I was snapped back into reality and looked back at the table, "What?" Jack motioned at my cards, "Oh, out." I laid my cards down and stood up. I went back to my room and pulled out my dragonology book and went back out into the living area. I sat down on a couch and opened to the last page I had been on. Starscream came over and scanned the book I was reading.

"What creatures are these? I haven't seen any of these before." I looked at the picture that he was pointing at, "Oh, these are dragons. Creatures of myth and legend." He simply nodded and I was about to go into further detail when the intercom crackled to life. : Alright kids, we're pulling over. It's time to hit the hay.: :Off to your room's now.: Agent Fowler and Ms. Darby said. I sighed and closed my book before smiling and shrugging at Starscream, "Maybe some other time 'Screamer." He grumbled at his nickname but still nodded.

Going back into my room I set my book down on the nightstand before heading over to my closet that I had emptied my suitcase into. I chose a neon orange tank-top with a pair of neon orange shorts. After I changed into those I went into the bathroom to wash my face and brush my teeth. As I rinsed the sink out, I heard Mico knock on the door. I shook my head and laughed as I went and opened the door. "Alright I'-" I started to say until she brought her fist down on my forehead. I froze and grumbled. She opened her eyes at the sound of my displeased voice. "Oh, it's you. Opps, sorry Sam." She chuckled nervously as she slid by me and shut the door faster than I could do anything. "You're gonna regret that Mico." I hissed into the door. I heard her giggle inside of the bathroom, "I know." Shaking my head, I went back to my room and flung myself onto the poufy bed. I lay there for a while before crawling under the covers and snuggling into my pillow. I slowly drifted off into a peaceful sleep.

Later that night, I got up to use the bathroom. After I finished doing my-ahem-business, I made my way to my bedroom still drowsy since it was almost one in the morning. I curled up under the covers of my still warm bed and I was about to fall asleep when I heard a shout from the Bot's quarters, something about side's of the room and moaned into my pillow. "Seriously?" I tried to fall asleep when an argument started, I groaned not hearing anybody say anything to the Bots. I peeled the blankets off of me and went out into the hallway. Grumbling I went over to the door and barged in on Bulkhead and Breakdown. "Will you two shut up!?" I hissed at them.

They froze and glanced at me, "Sam? What are you doing up so late?" Bulkhead questioned, "It's called having to use the bathroom in the middle of the night then trying to go back to sleep when I have two lug nuts in the next room having a party!" I spat at the two of them. Bulkhead looked sorry, Breakdown on the other hand looked like he was enjoying this and started to snicker at Bulkhead. "What's so funny Mr. Comedian?" He cleared his throat with a big dopey grin on his face plate, "Nothing." I went up to his pede and motioned for him to bend over.

He obliged and I got right up in front of his optics, "Listen bub, do you know what happens when a female doesn't get enough sleep?" He shook his head, "No." "Then don't make me show you, because I get very, very cranky when I don't get sleep. And you wanna know what happens when I get cranky?" He stared at me, "Energon get's tampered with and videos start popping up on YouTube, got it?" He nodded and I backed up, "Good, now I'm going back to bed. I hear another peep outt'a this room and Black Mail's gonna start piling up." I left with that threat hanging in the air and went back to my room. I went back to my now cold bed and curled up under the covers and fell asleep smiling when I didn't hear any more noise come out of their room.

Okay so this was the first chapter so I hope all you folks out there enjoyed it!

Remember, flames will be used for marshmallows, and here's the disclaimer.

Ts07: Sadly it's true, I don't own transformers or anything related to them, but I do own Sam!

Sam Witwicky: No you don't!

Ts07: Shut up! (pulls out nerf gun and shoots him in forehead) I wasn't talking to you numsquatch!

Sam: (runs away)

Ts07: Sorry about that, could you all be nice readers and review? Please? Cybercookies for those who can guess what's going to happen to Sam! (really hope I didn't make something obvious...)