Comic 1: Don't Mind It Rough
Crash: Heh Heh! You can't beat me!
Burn: Wanna bet? I play this game so much I have minor carpal tunnel.
Crash: We'll see!
*Crash enters cheat code to make invincible.*
Burn: STOP CHEATING DUDE!
Crash: Heh, whaddya talkin' about?
Burn: I just shot you with a rocket launcher, you should be dead!
Crash: You missed!
Burn: I doubt that, you were standing still, shot right in the face.
Crash: What's wrong momma's boy? Don't like a little unfriendly competition?
*Burn is about to snap. He says this through gritted teeth.*
Burn: What did you just call me?
Crash: Come on, your momma wouldn't be proud.
Burn: SON OF A BITCH GET OVER HERE!
*Burn tackles Crash, and lands in an awkward position*
*Crash makes a sly smile*
Crash: I don't mind it rough. Heh.
*Burn gives crash a seriously? Look.*
Burn: What the hell?