ME: SHADOW I'M GOING TO WRITE A FANFICTION OF YOU, I'M TALKING TO MY OWN CHARACTER

SHADOW: OKAY SOUNDS LIKE MAGICAL FUN, I HOPE THERE'S A CHACE SEAN

PROLOGUE

Sixteen years ago, Shadow the Dog was born and now he's a baby on a mystical island named Devil Island which hovers about three feet over the ocean. His parents were mysterious. They hated him so they put him in a paper bag and threw him nto the ocean. Somehow Shadow made it to land because when he was in the grass a purple echidna found him by seeing his shadow and screaming "EEK SHADOW" and that's how he got his name. Shadow never knew about his parents so his only apparent was Snor-Ty the echidna. He looooves those dash name.

CHAPTER ONE

One night Shadow was sleeping and he thought he heard noises. The next day Snor-Ty was dead! It was an echinda that killed her. (AUTHOR'S NOTE: THERE IS A HUGE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ECHIDNAS AND ECHINDAS, YOU SEE, ECHIDNAS LOOK LIKE CREEPY MUTANT DOGS WHILE ECHINDAS ARE BROWN SPINY THINGS WITH BEAKS, oh and glowing red and black eyes) So SHADOW MAD E A BuriAL. For Snor-Ty. Then he packed a red and white table coth full of barbies and went to go jump off a cliff.

By the way, he's sixteen now.

"I CAN'T TAKE THIS CRUEL WORLD ANYMORE!" scremeabed Shadow, nearly jumping, a beam of holy sacred light shone on him and Snor-Ty's face appeared in the clouds while it played the Central City theme from Sonic Chronicles (if you don't know what that is you should search it up since it's AMAZING) and then we started writing a fanfic written by a Knuckles fangirl from her fursona's point of veiw (who is indeed a female echidna) what wiait what? Anyway I got sidetracked. So Snor-Ty summoned down these CHAOS GREEN (because that's obviously a colour) shoes that looked like Knuckles's shoes.

SNOR-TY: THESE ARE THE CHAOS LEGO SHOES. YOU MUST WERE THEM SHDOW FOR YOU WILL BE STRONG LIKE STRONG MAN FROM TOY CASTLE.

Shadow : Thank you snorty you made by day!

And Snorty's 0 face dicssapeared.

Shadow put on the shoes ever so gracefully, after throwing the barbies off the cliff and screaming "I DON'T NEED BARBIES! I'VE GOT THE CHAOS LEGO SHOES!" and he soon learned that learnt isn't a ord, I mean that he was suuuuuupper duuuupar strong, even moreso than Kncukles, so he ran off and wanted to go find Devil Isaldn which was his brithdaly, maybe there was a giant gem there that he was meant to guard but probably not, mostly he wanted to find his parents and also maybe find Dr. Lee Thompson the scary sheep and get his lippies plumped. But instead, Shadow the Dog only found a copy of LIPPIES VERSION THREE, which is possibly one of the most screwed-up fanfictions in all of history, at least besides all the M/Adults-Only fanfiction...because, yeah. He picked up Book #9.

Shadow: This looks like fun. It's about Knuckles. I love Knuckles because he's an echidna and I love echidnas but I hate echindas.

So he turned right to page 15 and his eyes fell out of his head.

MEANWHILE

It was family dinner game night at Umbra the Mongoose's house and his family of TWENTY SIX SIBLINGS, 45 AUNTS, 32 UNCLES, 2 PARENTS AND 16 GRANDPARANETS and his pet Chao named The Cat Chao. Oh and 315 cousins. They all live in a small house overlooking a cliff that has two flours and one room on each floor, like, the whole floor is a room. So two rooms in the whole house. Then his brother BOBBY JOE THE GIRL thought he heard a noise, and then suddenly everyone got shot and died. IT WAS THE ECHINDAS! They invaded his house! Umra grabed an AK-47 from one of the echindas and shot them all, then ran away since his family was shot dead.

FROM THAT DAY ON, UMBRA HATED ECHINDAS.

"ANNIHILATE!"
"No one knows who's talking right now!"

*Tiny Kong walks down the porch steps.*
Chunky Kong: "Chunky ready for adventure!"
Diddy Kong: "Yay!"

Cream: "Wow Cheese, isn't it amazing I have ice powers now?"
Cheese: "Chao chao!"

Ferb: "Well Phineas, time to make pie!"

Sonic: "How did Knuckles get here if he was completely absent from the whole entire story?"
Marine: "Oi, dunno mate. But I thought I saw Cream's mom as a statue earlier."

Shadow was walking through the barren wastelands when he spotted a dried, stale cookie laying on the floor. He was about to grab it when a female dog that looked a lot like him but black and white (rather than mostly black) spotted it as well.

Shadow: Yo want that cookie? Well it's mah cookie.

Shadow: Oh yeah? Prove it.

Shadow: I'm Shadow the Dog.

Shade: Well I'm Shade the Dog.

Shadow: Okay well it's still mah cookie.

Shade: Says who?

Shadow: Says Snor-Ty.

Shade: No

Shadow: Well Imma break yo face then!

Shade: *SWEATDROP*

Shadow is about to break Shade's face when he stops.

Shade: *sweatdrop* *smiles a little* *stops smiling* *anime fall*

Shade: What are you doing?

Shadow: "The voices...they're telling me...that you're my sister."

Shade: "WHAT?!"

Shadow: "It's Snor-Ty. She talks through my shoues! Want to join me to find our home, Devil Island and fight against the Echindas?"

Shade: Sure... (weirdo)

Me: That was fantasto

Shadow: I love talking to people that talk to me even though they don't exist

Me: yeha

Shadow: wanna RP like every other Sonic fan in this universe?

Me: okay

Shadow: wait how does one RP with their own character? That makes no sense

Me: WE'RE DOING IT RIGHT NOW

THE END (for this chapter)

AND THEN, AS KNUCKLES WALKED THROUGH THE BARREN GARBAGE DUMP LAND, A BLOCK OF GLASS FELL FROM NOWHERE, AND HE THOUGHT HE COULD SEE TAILS, BUT IT WAS, AND THEN, JULIE-SU CAME OUT OF NOWHERE, AND A LOT OF BAD STUFF HAPPENED...