If really think about it, everybody on the planet is on Santa's naughty List
A Holiday Gintama Fanfic
A/N: I do not own Gintama. Wish I did…..
Gintama Antagonist Christmas Wish List:
Kihetai:
Kijima Matako wants: Naked pictures of Shinsuke-sama!
Takechi Henpeita wants: Naked pictures of Kamui-dono's sister.
Kawakami Bansai wants: New yin-yang headphones.
Takasugi Shinsuke wants: Gintoki and Zura's heads on steel pikes, the world in ashes, and 50 cases of Yakult.
Harusame:
Abuto wants: a Nintendo Wii-U.
Kamui wants: a fight to the death with Santa, and free meals to the Edo All-You-Can-Eat buffet.
Mimawarigumi:
Nobume Imai wants: Okita Sougo's head on a platter, and a life time supply of doughnuts.
Sasaki Isaburo wants: One of those new smart phones, preferably an elite custom.
The eight individuals looked at the list that was publically posted in the Kihetai ship. Nobume and Isaburo were there for a secret meeting with the Kiheitai and Harusame when they stumbled upon the list and informed the others. Somehow someone found out about their secret desires and posted it publically.
Matako could only stare in horror that her Christmas wish was publically shown. She turned to see Takasugi staring at her. Matako's face became bright red and she ran down the hall screaming.
Takechi suddenly felt an eerie aura behind him. He turned to see Kamui smiling, cracking his knuckles, and a very dark aura around him.
"Uh, Kamui-dono, I can explain..." Takechi with his hands held up.
"Now, Takechi-san, it's true that I don't care about imouto-chan that much, but when you talk about someone's relative like that, it kind of feels like you're talking about them and makes them feel creeped out and insulted." Kamui said as he inched closer.
Takechi then ran off, with Kamui in hot pursuit, screaming "Lolicon ja nai! Feminist desu!"
Takasugi and Nobume stared at the list.
"I guess pikes make for good lawn ornaments." Nobume said passably. Takasugi just chuckled and walked off.
Nobume then turned to Isaburo and said, "Isaburo, I'll be returning to headquarters." Isaburo, who was texting, waved her off, as be left.
"Well, at least some of us are normal." Abuto said.
"What do you mean normal?" Isaburo asked, "I said I wanted an elite custom."
"You know what I mean." The Yato retorted.
"Still, there is one thing bothering me." Bansai said.
Both Isaburo and Abuto turned to the musician/assassin, "And what would that be?" Isaburo asked.
"Who wrote this?"
Outside the Kiheitai ship two suspicious characters were outside, one of them pulling a cart.
"Ben, let's get out of here." One of them said. "No way in Hell, am I going to grant those wackos wishes."
END.