Title: "His Team"
Author: Pirate Turner
Rating: G
Summary: He doesn't go for the team she thinks.
Warnings: Drabblish
Challenge: For a Comment-fic LJ comm prompt
Word Count: 236
Disclaimer: Edward, Jacob, Bella, and Twilight are ﾩ & TM their rightful owners, not the author. Logan/Wolverine, Jubilation "Jubilee" Lee; all other characters mentioned within; and the X-Men are ﾩ & TM Marvel comics and Disney, not the author. Everything else is ﾩ & TM the author. The author makes absolutely no profit off of this work of fan fiction, and no copyright infringement is intended.
"So I guess you're Team Edward."
"Huh?" He looks at her in obvious surprise, his sausage hanging from his fangs and a six pack of beer dangling from his claws.
"Team Edward," Jubilee repeats as though it's obvious. "Ya know, you want Edward to get Bella. You like him over Jacob."
His look plainly tells her that he has no further clue about what she's rambling. Jubilee sighs and rolls her eyes. "Twilight," she practically snaps.
Only then does he remember where he'd heard the team names from before. All the young ones seem to be completely obsessed over that mush he's using to line his garbage can, but he's tired of them thinking he's old and no longer has the ability to keep up with modern times. It's not really that he cares what they think, he tells himself, and there isn't a single modern book, TV show, or movie out there that appeals to him. Besides, he'd rather spend his time wrestling with Sabertooth than waste time sitting still long enough to look at or read any media.
Still, he does like to surprise the kids, especially Jubilee. "Nope," he replies around the sausage. He swallows the meat whole before continuing, "I like wolves that bite." He enjoys the look of complete shock on her pretty, little face, then heads on off to be with his own choice of entertainment, chuckling all the way.
The End