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BIOHAZARD "Stupid" Outbreak

Chapter 1: Welcome to burning hotel

"Whatta rush...," Kevin the RPD officer mentioned as they entered the hotel. There was a loud explosion from inside the boiler room.

"Um...excuse me...," said Yoko, the student girl dumbly from his back. David, the mysterious plumber was running aimlessly in the area

with his dearest folding knife. He never exclaimed any words and ignored his partner nearby. There was a man sitting back against the

door, bent down his head.

"What the hell is that?" Kevin yelled as he saw an anonymous figure crawling against the window. But Yoko and David didn't pay

attention with his scream. Then he sighed angrily and turned around.

"Hey buddy, you okay?" David stood in front him but no reply, wondering he can befriend with the unknown guy. Actually, the man was

experiencing some kind of transformation phase to become a zombie after been longer infected.

He didn't bother to talk. David became bore and left him away.

"Hey...you see that?" Kevin pointed at the glowing thing.

Yoko approached him from his left "Must be...a directory map."

"Huh? Are you sure?" Kevin asked, frowned. "Why? You haven't seen one?" she replied confused. "I thought that is a cemetery," he

replied, stupidly.

"Who's wanted to dig a grave here? You moron!" Yoko growled and slightly beat his head.

"Ouch! Watch your hand, kiddo!" he snapped and touched his head. Kevin gazed to his surrounding; David was nowhere to be found

there. Finally he decided to move and walked to inside the boiler room with Yoko closed behind.

"Wooo...like a sauna!" he exclaimed as he entered the room. David was inside, only made the 'hmph' sound as he met them. Yoko who

was always feeling attracted to fill the emptiness inside her inventory, collected the first aid spray, green herb and armed the iron pipe

from the corner.

"Hey, easy girl...Are you trying to whack me up?" Kevin said and slowly backed away; worried the girl will turn nuts after being trapped

for a long period "No...It's just a precaution. In case the zombie comes," she seriously said and raised highly the pipe.

"There's no zombie here...just put it down," he advised. "No Kevin...they'll come shortly...I can feel it," said Yoko, uncertainly.

"Yeah...yeah...What an idiot..." he muttered.

Kevin only shrugged off and then explored the hot area with the flame slightly burned his skin. "Um...Kevin?" Yoko suddenly called him.

He quickly turned back and ran off towards her "What now?"

"I think...you've forgot something," she said with a considerate eyes. "Forget what?" he asked and realized her index finger indicated

downward. He mistakenly understood her and smiled naughtily.

"I think this is not the right time for that, Yoko but if you insist me...let's go up stair," he gestured up to the ladder beside and then smiled

down to her. Yoko gave an angry look and beat her iron pipe once again on his head. Seemed what he had thinking before has became

true.

"Bitch!"

"That's not what I meant, asshole! There's a body lying just near your boot," she exclaimed and both of them looked down to the body

of dead firemen.

"It's just a corpse...nothing special on him," Kevin bored, depressed with her rejection.

"The walkie-talkie at his hand...speaks into it," she ordered. Kevin gave an odd look "Why I'm suppose to do that? And why I need to

that for you?" he asked weirdly.

"Cause you're a main character in this game and David and I are just your AI partner. Damn it!" she said furiously.

"This is a mess...," David grunted and leaved them away, felt annoy with the argument. "A game eh? We're a game character? Heh!

Funny," Kevin sneered.

"That's helping you to complete the hellfire scenario. Now speak into it!" she stormed out. "Hellfire Scenario? Never heard it before...What's my reward for that?" he continuously asked. Yoko's face flushed angrily.

She hardly sighed and tried to comfort the angriness inside her "She will give you the best quality beer," calmly replied.

"Aww great! Yummy...May I know who?" Kevin happily clasped his hand like a pansy. She didn't able to hold her temperedness and burse out.

"CAN YOU STOP ASKING TOO MANY QUESTIONS? I'M GETTING NUTS HERE, NOW GET SERIOUS!" Yoko yelled and threatened him by aiming her iron pipe toward him.

Kevin cowardly lowered his body to the ground, tried to grab the walkie-talkie from the hand of dead firemen. Yoko only saw him with a pair fierce eye. Probably this might be the original scene in the hellfire opening.

Kevin's stupidity: 55 Virus meter: 8

Yoko's temperedness: 70 Virus meter: 0.5

David's coolness: 50 Virus meter: 4.5

"Hey...hey you...huh? What? No shit," he put back the thing on the ground and slowly rose up. Kevin faced down Yoko who was staring

closely back him.

"What did he say?" Yoko demanded and Kevin touched the top of his head, scratching.

"Nothing..." he carefully said.

"That's it?" she rolled her eyes, disbelieved. "Yeah. There's no one out there and I heard some kind of...a moaning sound. Maybe zombie had eaten them," he remarked.

Yoko touched her forehead with regret.

"Any good news here?" asked David who was suddenly popped out from nowhere. "No!"

"Fuck!" David cursed and looked away.

"Where have you been?" Kevin asked, felt weirdly with his sudden lost. "Why should I tell you?" David replied, cold sweated even the temperature was almost approaching a boiling point.

Both Kevin and Yoko looked peculiarly at him. David didn't dare to meet their eyes, tried to keep his coolness. Behaved like a school kid who's being punished standing on the chair for the whole day.

David 's Flashback

...(Next chapter!)

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What happened to David, I'll tell later. So long!