Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts but if I did I would be the happiest person in the world and I would start working on KH3 right away.
A/N: um sorry if you don't like this style of writing but I wrote this a few months ago so I want to see how well it does I only have the first two chapters written so I'll change it kay? Hope you enjoy the stupidity that is mini vacation.
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Namine: I'm bored
Kairi: Me too lets do something.
Roxas: Like what?
Kairi: Sora lets do something.
Sora: Okay but what?
Namine: Let's have a mini vacation.
Riku: What the hell is that?
Kairi: We get to choose any place we want to go
Namine: And we stay there as long as we want.
Kairi: See doesn't it sound like fun?
(Axel and Demyx burst into the room, that the gang is in, for a surprise attack but then Demyx falls on Axels pointy circle thingies and starts running around 'cause there stuck in his ass and they really hurt or so he says…)
Demyx: Owwwww my ass!!!! They really hurt! Axel
damn you and your pointy circle thingies!
(Kairi and Namine pull the pointy circle thingies out of his ass)
Sora: Hey guys we were about to go on a mini
vacation we're kinda busy.
Axel: Hey that sounds like fun can we come?
Riku & Roxas: Hell no!!!
(Demyx and Axel get all depressed and go to leave the room)
(Namine hits Riku and Roxas over the head with her sandal)
Riku & Roxas: Owwwww What the hell!!
(Kairi runs up to Axel and Demyx and stops them from leaving)
Kairi and Namine: Yea you guys can come----
(Kairi and Namine get glomped by Axel and Demyx)
Kairi: Ahhhhhhh! Demyx!
Demyx: Thank you Thank you Thank you!
Kairi: No problem but can you do me a favor?
Demyx: Anything my dear sweet Kairi.
Kairi: Can you let go of me…I can't breathe.
Axel: Yyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy!!!!!
(Namine has just gone deaf' cause Axel screamed in her ear)
Namine: Owwwwwww.
Axel: Noooooooooo my dear sweet Namine
Is hurt!!!!
Demyx: So is my sweet Kairi!!
Axel & Demyx: nooooooooooooooooooooooo
The world is so cruel!!!!
Riku: Uhhh guys…
(Axel and Demyx are running around screaming for the loss of Kairi and Namine)
Sora: GUYS!!
(There still not listening)
Roxas: LOSERS!!!!!
(Demyx and Axel turn around)
Axel: What?
Demyx: Can't you see we're mourning the loss of
our loved ones??
Kairi and Namine: (confused) but we're right
here.
(Axel and Demyx go to glomp Kairi and Namine but the Hayner, Pence and Olette burst into the room to stop them….but it was really 'cause they were bored)
Olette: Stop there shall be no glomping on my
watch!
Hayner: What the hell was that??
Pence: She's read too many shojo mangas…
Hayner: Clearly…..
(Hayner looks at Olette who apparently is acting like sailor moon…or any of the sailor scouts)
Sora: Ahh I see…
(Riku looks at Pence and then Hayner)
Riku: What did I tell you two about giving Olette
meth!?!?
Hayner & Pence: We're sorry
(Olette is totally off the feeling of meth)
Olette: Owwwwwwwwwwwww what
Happened?
Sora: oh nothing nothing…we were about
To go on a mini vacation…
(Hayner, Pence and Olette go all puppy eyed on the gang)
Roxas: Okay guys that's not gonna work
(He looks at the eyes…dumbass)
Roxas: no…I mean it no…I
(Olette goes all teary eyed)
Roxas: Fine…just no more moping
Olette: yayyyyy!!!!!!!
Sora: Okay then….well who picks first?
Riku: Well how about Kairi or Namine it was there
Idea.
Sora: Okay so who goes first out of them?
Kairi: Namine should first.
Namine: Why?
Kairi: Cause I have no clue where I want to go.
Sora: I knew it you never know where you want
to go.
Kairi: Shut up.
(Kairi and Sora get into a fight everyone just stares at them then Riku looks at Namine)
Riku: So, where do you want to go?
Namine: Um iono I guess um….
(She's feeling pressure…yup)
Namine: um…uhhh Sora!
(Sora looks up but he's still totally getting his ass kicked by Kairi)
Sora: What did I do now!?
Namine: You go first I haven't decided yet…
Sora: Why is it that girls can't decide where to
go?
(All the girls that are in the room stare at him and he gets lots of evil glares)
Sora: Okay I'm sorry!!
Riku: Just pick a damn place!
Sora: I want to go to HALLOWEEN TOWN.
Roxas: That was dramatic…
Demyx: Well what are we waiting for?
Let's blow this popsicle joint!
Axel: Yeah!!
(Everyone starts to walk to the gummi ship)
Demyx: Kairi Kairi sit next to me!
Kairi: Umm o-okay
Axel: Namine sit next to me too!
Namine: Sure
Riku: I think you have some competition Sora…
Sora?
(Sora has millions of anger marks on his forehead)
Roxas: Okay that's scary
Riku: Yea and I've seen some pretty scary things
on the dark side…Xemnas for one.
Roxas: Yea try being in the room with Axel and
Larxene are making out in. I thought Axel
was gonna get his face sucked off.
Sora: Shut up and let's go!
Roxas: Something tells me this mini vacation is
not gonna go to well…
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so peoples everyone is off to Halloween Town so yea hope you liked it and just to let you know that many strange things will occur so ha!!!
Namine: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!!
Kairi: What what!?
Namine: Never mind
Kairi: no tell me damnit!!!!!!!
Namine: Ehhh you'll find out later.
(Namine walks away)
Kairi: NO TELL ME NOW DAMNIT!!!
(Kairi runs after Namine)
Kairi: Sorry people's g2g
Sora: Please review…Kairi don't kill Namine!!!