Keanu Underground
A Constantine song-parody, based on Tom Waits' "Underground" (It's in the new movie Robots, if you haven't heard it – although not on the soundtrack! Aaaa!)
Disclaimer: I don't own the original song Underground.
Rattle soot black lungs
In no-smoking zones
There's a weird red glow
Down below
There's a demon-home
In this place I roam
There's a hell going on
Underground!
They're all dead, but awake
While the rest of the world's terrified
I'll stop the demon-hordes
Meanwhile looking towards
All the acting awards
I won't get!
My cigars hang down
Smoking in my mouth
As the audience hopes
I'll finally die
And they won't look back
As I make my last wisecrack
Cuz it's hell sitting here
Watching this!