Well, this was just something I decided to do while we were on a month long hiatus: the horrors! (Okay, even I admit that was totally cheesy!) So hopefully, this will satisfy you about what Quinn's plans might be while we've been cut off for a month (gee, THANK YOU, FOX!)
I felt nervous as I stood in front of Mr. Schue, interrupting the middle of Booty Camp, asking him if I could come back. I feared he had finally grown a backbone and would be able to sense how insincere I was, but he didn't suspect a thing. I took my place in the line up next to Puck. "I'm proud of you," he told me. "I'm glad you've finally gotten your act together."
I smiled as I told him the details of my secret plan. "We're gonna get full custody back," I told him.
"How are you going to do that?" he whispered back to me.
"Why don't you stay tuned?"
See, I wanted to get my daughter back. I NEEDED to get my daughter back. But I didn't want just my daughter back. I wanted my life back. I wanted the Cheerios and the Celibacy Club and Finn back.
I know you might be wondering why I'm doing this. After all, I went to the Celibacy Club last year, I had Finn back last year, and I had Cheerios back. But I think the reason everything failed was because I was actually nice to people when I was a Cheerio last year, it kind of ruined the effect for Celibacy Club last year because A) I wasn't a Cheerio, and B) Man Hands and Miss Pilsbury was there, instead of the Cheerios and football players, and last year, I think my relationship with Finn didn't work because I didn't control him, we were equal partners in the relationship. The reason Finn didn't dare leave me two years ago for Stubbles was because he knew I'd crush him. Last year I just didn't give a SHIT. Besides, Finn may have broken up with me last year, but when he sees me walking down the hallway this year and when we're on my bed making out and I let Finn go all the bases (because I don't even care anymore) he's gonna wonder why he turned to Berry in the first place.
My plan was on.