AN: I randomly got the idea for this parody a while back. The title pretty much says it all. I picture Lily singing this before her Seventh year.
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or Picture to Burn by Taylor Swift.
State the obvious, you didn't get your perfect fantasy
I realized you love yourself more that you could ever love me
So go and tell your friends that I'm sweet and smart
I don't care I'll tell mine you're gay, by the way,
Chorus
I hate that stupid old head of yours,
You always run your hand through
You're a bullying toerag
Who's really been a lie, and
So watch me strike a match
On all my wasted time
As far as I'm concerned,
You're just another picture to burn.
There's no time for tears, I'm just sitting here planning my revenge
There's nothing stopping me from going out with your two best friends
And if you come around saying' sorry to me
My daddy's going to show you how sorry you'll be, 'cause
Chorus
I hate that stupid old snitch,
You always throw up and down
You're a bullying toerag
Who's really been a lie, and
So watch me strike a match
On all my wasted time
As far as I'm concerned,
You're just another picture to burn.
And if you're wanting me
You better keep it to yourself
'Cause coming back around here
Would be bad for your health
Cause I hate everything there is to you,
You're an arrogant git
Who's really been a lie,and
So watch me strike a match
On all my wasted time
In case you haven't heard,
I really, really hate everything there is to you,
Even if you don't
You're an arrogant, bullying git
Who's really been a lie,and
So watch me strike a match
On all my wasted time
As far as I'm concerned,
You're just another picture to burn.
Burn, burn, burn ,James burn.
Just another picture to burn
James burn