Data and Qoyana had just been on a date together. They were now in her quarters, sitting on the couch together. He was massaging her feet, as he often did.
"Data, your massages are wonderful."
"Thank you, Qoy. I enjoy giving them to you."
"There's something important I'd like to discuss with you."
"All right." He stopped his massage and looked straight at her.
"I think the time has come for us to be more intimate."
"Intimate? Exactly what do you mean, Qoy."
"I mean. . . sexual." He didn't answer right away. "Am I embarrassing you, Data?"
"Qoy, I am not sure if I am capable of that. I am sorry."
"Well, you can always try."
"That is correct."
"I tell you what: I will take my clothes off, and see how you react to that."
"All right."
She got up and stripped off her uniform in front of him. In 30 seconds, she was nude.
He stared at her. "You have an anatomically beautiful body, Qoy."
"Thank you. Feel anything?"
"A little."
"Now, it's your turn."
He got up and also stripped. In 30 seconds, he was also nude.
"I must tell you that you are the first person on this ship to see me nude."
"Data, you are a handsome and sexy man!"
"Thank you, Qoy."
They walked towards each other and hugged and kissed.
"Now, do you feel something, Data?"
"Yes."
Suddenly, there was a ring tone from one of the phasers! Looking at them, they determined it was Data's. And it was Engineer LaForge.
"Yes, Mr. LaForge."
"Hi, Data. I'm REALLY sorry to bother you now, but one of our computers is acting strangely, and I need your expertise. It shouldn't take too long."
"I will be there in five minutes."
"Thanks. Again, I'm sorry to bother you on your time off."
"It is all right." He hung up. "DAMN!"
Qoy smiled. "Data, you cursed!"
"I am sorry."
"It's OK. That means you're more human!"
"Yes, you are right! I did not think of that."
He put his clothes back on. She donned a negligee.
"I will be as quick as I can with this. If I take too long, I will contact you."
"I'll be waiting, Data."
They kissed, and he left.