A/N: AHHH evil plot bunnies have attacked my mind! They made me write this story! I am really sorry if anyone thinks I'm a Twilight hater, but I love Twilight! So here is your official warning: DO NOT READ IF YOU CAN'T STAND TWILIGHT BEING INSULTED IN ANY WAY!! And Harry Potter is being insulted a little, with the very strange names I gave Professor McGonagall. But I can assure you, I am most certainly NOT trying to insult EITHER of these stories! They are brilliant and I love them both!

Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or Twilight. I am a hobo at a library.

It was a normal day here in Forks, Washington. Edward Cullen was walking through town with his wife, Bella Cullen, when suddenly they were transported by an unknown force to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

"Hello!" Said a boy wearing black robes with a red and gold tie.

"Er, hi. Could you tell us where we are?" Edward asked.

"Why, yes of course! You are at Hogwarts!" The boy answered.

"Hogwarts? Like the place from those stories?" Bella asked.

"So you've heard of it? That's great! I guess you will be enrolled as a First Year, miss." He said to Bella. "And you, Mr. Diggory, obviously already go here."

"What? No I don't!"

"Yes, you do. I've seen you around before."

"But I've never been here in my life!"

"Yes you have!"

"No, I haven't!"

"What is going on here?" A voice from behind said. I turned around and there was a lady that must have been at least as old as Carlisle and she looked it, too.

"I'm just arguing with Cedric! He thinks he doesn't go here!"

"Who is this strange 'Cedric' character you speak of?" Edward asked.

"Mr. Creevey, this is not Mr. Diggory. He died last year. This is some gangster. See? He's even got a prostitute with him!" The old lady says.

"I am not a prostitute!" Bella argued.

"Well, you obviously are. You're with a gangster."

"I'm not a gangster!" Edward yelled.

"Sure you aren't." Old lady said sarcastically.

"Professor, this is Cedric. He looks just like him."

"Mr. Diggory is dead." Professor whats-her-face said.

"Oh, that's right. Then who is this guy?"

"Some not gangster with his not prostitute that stumbled upon an active Portkey, I presume. They must have picked one up and it activated."

"Oh. Okay. Sorry not gangster." Creevey said. "And sorry not prostitute."

"It's fine, now could you just send us back home?!" Edward said, getting impatient.

"Of course. Where do you live?" Professor Oldie asked.

"Forks, Washington." Edward stated.

"Forks? Like the place from those Muggle stories?" Creevey asked.

"Huh?"

"You know. It's like... Twidark or something."

"Mr. Creevey, it's Twilight. Twidark isn't even a word." Professor Face Lift explained.

"Wait, if it's so Muggle then why do you know about it?" Bella asked.

"Not gangster, everyone knows what Twilight is." Creevey said.

THE END

So, did anyone enjoy it? Anyone? Was that a bad ending? If it was, I am very sorry. I couldn't think of how I wanted them to be transferred home. I mean, I could have Professor McGonagall Apparate with them back to Forks, but that seemed too boring. So, if anyone was insulted, remember I HAD NO INTENTION OF INSULTING YOU!!!!!!!! Please forgive me : ) And also if I insulted you, I really shouldn't have posted this. But I just had to try it. And i hope that the only people who are insulted are the ones who didn't read these notes. Well, I still don't want you to be insulted, but I hope people who got that I didn't want to insult them weren't. Clear? Well, review even if you hated it!