Ranger24: Well time to get this crazy party started. Its time for part two! Also yes I did change the name.
Ranger24 Studios presents...
Screwing Walt Disney Studio's to hell...
We proudly present...
Well not entirely...
Pirates of the Caribbean: Death Knight's Chest...
Yes we know it was supposed to be Dead Devil's chest but screw off.
Chapter 1: Screw the rules.
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Rain, some call it beautiful and cleansing. Some find it as a bringer of life or destruction. Some find it an annoying pain in the ass, but I digest. Rain lashed down on port Britannia and on fort Agincourt. Needless to say it was a wet and miserable day that made anything that could possibly screw up someones day all the more dramatic or traumatic.
As if speaking of the devil several large ships pulled up into port and began launching long boats. From them swarmed dozens of dudes armed with the usual crappy guns. They swept up the beaches and into the town. For some reason they burst into a certian black smith and a certian mansion before heading for fort Agincourt.
Inside the fort Euphemia sat alone queitly in what was obviously the spot where a wedding was supposed to be. Suddenly there came the thundering of heavy boots and she turned about to see Suzaku, Lelouch, and Orange being lead in chains up to the fort by several soldiers.
"Hands off Sir Lelouch or you shall face the wrath of my loyalty!" Jeremaih snarled before a rifle butt hit him in the back.
"Eh shut up!" The guard snapped.
"What the heck is going on here?" Euphie demanded running over to them.
"Oh hey Euphie," Lelouch said nonchalantly.
"Hi," Suzaku said sheepishly.
Euphie smiled at him. "I thought the groom wasn't supposed to see the Bride until the wedding at least got started."
"Yeah well," Suzaku motioned to the soldiers. "These guys kicked down the door and all."
At that moment Cornelia and Guilford came running into the fort with Sayoko pushing Nunaly along behind them.
"What in the hell is going on here?" Cornelia demanded. "I just consented to a wedding and now the groom's getting arrested along with the best man?!"
"I believe I can answer that," replied an old man who was where a heavy coat and a 1930's style hat said walking out of the clustered soldiers to face Cornelia. Cornelia's eyes flashed with anger.
"Cavil," she hissed.
"Lord Cavil now," he corrected.
"And you are?" Suzaku asked.
"I'm the head of the Cylon trading Company," Cavil replied.
"Okay so how can a corperate tycoon and a regular level nobel be arresting a prince and a guy who is about to get hitched to a royal Princess?" Suzaku deadpanned.
"Well she's under arrest too," Cavil said jerking a thumb at Euphie who was set upon by three more of Cavil's dudes.
"Cavil this is insane!" Cornelia snapped.
"I also have a warrant for the arrest of a Gino Weinburg, is he present?" Cavil asked.
"Sir Weinburg ended his commision several months ago, we haven't seen him since," Guliford snapped.
"Oh well then he was the smart one," Cavil said lightly. "I any case consider yourselves under arrest pending the gallows."
"On what charges?" Suzaku snapped.
"Consorting with a certian pirate," Cavil replied turning to leave. "Dante Sparda..."
"Thats kinda the way the plot of the last story went, with Suzaku and Lelouch teaming up with Dante and Ranger to save Euphie. Why the hell would you arrest them for simply consorting with a pirate? What is this? One Peice?" Nunnally demanded.
Cavil laughed.
"My my, what they teach little brats to say these days," he commented.
A vein on Nunnally's forehead twitched.
"Sayoko," she said simply.
Sayoko promptly slammed her foot into Cavil's crotch and Cavil bent double in pain.
"I didn't know you had it in you to order Sayoko to kick someone in the groin," Lelouch said in amazement.
"It's the fan base," Nunnally said simply.
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Meanhwhile thousands of miles away the Black Angel drifted silently through the fog. The ship was in a much better state of repair then when you readers had last seen it. The holes in the sails had been patched up and any stray holes in the hull repaired. On the deck Ranger and Seargent Johnson were sharing a drink. Ranger had changed his outfit to a long dark green cloak, black pants, a silver blue vest, the usual green shirt, and a pair of Guantlets with the Horde crest on them. Both of them were accordingly rip roaring drunk.
"Oh fifthteen men on a dead man's chest," Johnson sang drunkenly.
"Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum," Ranger cackled before taking another swig.
As he did however a crow landed on the deck a screeched. Ranger frowned and lowered the bottle, watching it all the while.
"Must be gettin' close," he muttered.
"Thank god for the fog then," Johnson growled before he snatched the rum bottle from Ranger. "Call general quarters.
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Roughly twenty miles away however a grim scene was taking place. On an island that was more like a giant spit of rock was a massive prison fortress that few ever got out alive. The prisoners were given little food and water, some where left hangingout in the cold to be feasted on by Ravens and crows. Down by a small doc however what was left of the corpses of the inmates were being thrown, casket and all into the sea.
No it wasn't Gitmo.
The Caskets floated out to sea several miles. A few birds of prey flew after the caskets. One greedily began tryingg to peck through the wood of one of the caskets hoping to get its viscious beak on the precious flesh within.
BANG!
In a puff of feathers the crow vanished. A small hole in the casket had been blown open and smoke slightly. Then a black gloved fist smashed the hole wider and the through it emerged Dante. His hair was slightly longer and he now wore a much more practical oufit. He still wore his large red coat but underneath it he wore a red vest.
He shifted uncomfortably and stretched before he pulled up a bone from the casket. He glanced into the casket at the man inside.
"Hope you don't mind Richard," He said simply.
"Oh not at all," the undead warlock replied. "I was actually about to use you as an oar."
"Touche," Dante muttered as Richard bust the coffin lid off more. Richard was clearly undead, he wore black and red robes.
Dante smirked and began using Richard's arm as an oar.
"We're taking a little detour," he said.
Several minutes later Johnson grabbed onto Richard's arm and pulled Dante up. Richard simply pulled himself up.
"I take it all went well?" Johnson asked.
"Bingo," Dante replied.
Then he paused noticing the whole crew was on deck. There were still plenty of the old faces. Juduea, Ranger, Chef, Kallen, Stewie Griffen, Jak and Daxter were still aboard but there were a bunch of cut throats Dante had been forced to pick up for the crew to have decent staff. Kallen had been forced to remain aboard due to gambling debts.
"Whats the occasion?" Dante asked.
Johnson looked most uncomfortable. "Well you see Dante the crew has been talking and they're-."
"We're," the leader of the new guys, Ali-al Sachez growled.
"We're in agreement that we've been through a lot so far for nothing," Johnson continued."What with the Britannian Navy pursing us clear across the Atlantic-"
"And the Hurricane," Stewie added.
"Hey!" Johnson snapped. "You green horns all agreed that I would do the talking here so quit yaking!"
"Well no need to get pissy," Kallen muttered.
"Yeah," Judeau agreed.
Johnson sighed. "The point is, Dante, is that we wouldn't mind doing some honest to god pirating rather than this mysterious pokey stabby stuff."
"Oh I like the honest piracy option," Richard said egarly.
Dante nodded. "Okay gents I see what you're getting at."
"We also want to know why you dragged us all the way out here," Sachez stated.
Dante shrugged and removed his coat, tossing it to Ranger who caught it.
"Well I don't see why," Dante stated.
Johnson quickly stepped up to Dante's side.
"The M word was used," he hissed.
Dante froze then turned about smiling.
"But what the hell," he ammended. He reached into his pockets and pulled something out.
"Lady and gentlemen," he started before something suddenly flopped down out of the rigging and growled at him. Dante yelped in suprise and the skeletal form Courage snatched it in his teeth and scampered down the deck. Dante whiped out Ebony and Ivory and fired two well aimed shots! With a yelp of his own Courage dropped the item he'd stolen.
"Damn thing!" He growled as Courage scambered off.
"You know shooting the little fella's useless Dante," Johnson noted as Stewie rushed over to the fallen item.
"No but it makes me feel better," Dante growled.
Stewie picked up the peice of cloth and frowned at it.
"Why is there a key on this?" He demanded. "What is this? Kingdom hearts?!"
"Well this was a Disney film," Kallen noted.
Dante snatched the cloth from Stewie however.
"Not just a key my freinds," he stated. "What do keys do?"
"You kill heartless with them?" Some one said.
"No, thats a keyblade." Ranger snapped.
"They open things," Johnson said lamely.
"Correct," Dante replied. "And whats inside chests?"
"Valuable?" Sachez suggested.
"Correct again," Dante stated.
"So we're going after whats in this chest," Johnson said egarly
"No we're going after the key that opens the chest that has what I want." Dante stated.
"So we're going after this key?" Johnson said lamely.
"Now your just sounding stupid," Dante muttered before heading below deck.
Ranger24: Okay all the mad crazy shit is back and so are most of the crazy nut jobs. Anyways hopefully this won't kill all of my time. Anyways read and review.